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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by chaxking(m): 9:41pm On Jun 20, 2015

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

Lool crazy gal

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 20, 2015

JoeCutie:
With that your small nose? I smell amebo.

Did you send that guy to come and ask me such an irritating question?

With that your big nose?
Yes na abi will you tell me yourself if I ask? grin

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Johnnoo(m): 9:43pm On Jun 20, 2015

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by chimax1(m): 9:43pm On Jun 20, 2015

Hmm..ur village witches at work o

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by AREWAINC(m): 9:46pm On Jun 20, 2015

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by UjSizzle(f): 9:46pm On Jun 20, 2015

5th Rat ni.

My billion dollars can always pay to have my certificates reproduced and replace my bible (which might be unnecessary because I keep multiple bibles).

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 9:47pm On Jun 20, 2015

treasuremabel:

With that your big nose?
Yes na abi will you tell me yourself if I ask?

Yeah, I would. I don't hide my age. Okay, I'm 30.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jun 20, 2015

JoeCutie:
Yeah, I would. I don't hide my age. Okay, I'm 30.

Iffa hear, try again

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Omotayor123(f): 9:53pm On Jun 20, 2015

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

shooo.... forgiveness for rats

Especially the ones wey wan destroy your destiny...

Pastors sef dey talk say

" Oluwa, Gbogun ti awon to n gbe Ogun ti mi... grin

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2015

treasuremabel:

Iffa hear, try again

Of course. Thanks.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Omotayor123(f): 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2015

Tapout:
but why will rats be eating all my important documents at the same time?

that's when you know your village people are at work grin

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by justmenoni: 10:04pm On Jun 20, 2015

same Dream

??then u are on a really long thing cos it automatically mean your standard is high than what we hv in naija grin

quote author=Lacomus post=34973606]LOL you no well, maybe we have the same dream.[/quote]

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by justmenoni: 10:05pm On Jun 20, 2015

AIRFORCE1 BABA....when is the full album coming out ooo... grin

;Don't tell me it's gonna be one track per decade

Airforce1:

We are not related

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jun 20, 2015

justmenoni:
same Dream??then u are on a really long thing cos it automatically mean your standard is high than what we hv in naija

quote author=Lacomus post=34973606]LOL you no well, maybe we have the same dream.

mehn I don't understand yu oo

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jun 20, 2015

JoeCutie:
Of course. Thanks.

See you behind the scenes
Am curious n I know it won't kill me like it killed the cat tongue

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by chronique(m): 10:11pm On Jun 20, 2015

The 5th rat. The others can continue to flex.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Amazo: 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2015

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

If just one individual has all these happening to only him/her at the same time, then the fellow better just kill him/herself

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by digitsolution: 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2015

Number 5 is going to be so so dead. Can easily buy a new bible and an affidavit will take care of the documents.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by friends4ever(m): 10:17pm On Jun 20, 2015

I will kill the one eating up my Bible, and plead the blood of Jesus and holy ghost fire on the rest of the rats and they will surely die.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Saharablavi(f): 10:19pm On Jun 20, 2015

:oI will run away B4 the rat eat me join

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 20, 2015

The 5th one has to go immediately

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by JoeCutie(m): 10:22pm On Jun 20, 2015

treasuremabel:

See you behind the scenes
Am curious n I know it won't kill me like it killed the cat

It might. I'd drop that quest if I were you. tongue

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Simeony007(m): 10:23pm On Jun 20, 2015

i'll just kill myself instead cos i wan start

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 20, 2015

That 5th rat is so dead..after I make my billions, I don't need the other stuff wetin consign Buhari with WAEC and I can always buy a new Bible

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by harjorlarh(m): 10:28pm On Jun 20, 2015

kill them

....no I won't do that...I will just chase them...cause d 1s they are eating are photocopied..... d originals are in d bank...where I kept them

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Tapout(m): 10:37pm On Jun 20, 2015

Omotayor123:

that's when you know your village people are at work

lol..abi

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jun 20, 2015

Tapout:
but why will rats be eating all my important documents at the same time?

Because dem send them nah grin

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by babzlim(m): 10:42pm On Jun 20, 2015

Lets be sincere, i tink i will kill d one eating my Bsc and Bible, those two are the once dat actually got me the rest.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by pomsky: 10:48pm On Jun 20, 2015

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

[size=14pt].....i will kill in this order: 5; 4; 1; 2; 3; 6
No.5 because with multibillions in my hand, i can replace all the others.
[/size].

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by daresimon(m): 10:50pm On Jun 20, 2015

Lesson learnt
Always put rat catcher/poison/ jule lasan around ur credentials.

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Emyogalanya: 10:51pm On Jun 20, 2015

Na multi bill doll me see use ur eye drops next time well death of the 5th rat nullifies and diminishes the value of the other cert as in you may not really need them once the fifth rat is dead except you want dey answer sir, sir, forever na the cert go come dey look for you

dammytosh:
Nuclear Bomb on the 5th rat.

His death will bring back all the others

Abi no be Billion dollar i dey see ?

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Richy4(m): 11:03pm On Jun 20, 2015

Adeoba10:
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached...

You have made my day by this funny answer this early morning already.

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