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Re: Ramadan Funnies by Nobody: 12:12am On Jun 22, 2015 |
true2god: Jar jar binks the cheerleader! Fasting was not meant to inflict hardship on people or more than people can bear. Maybe since your god enjoys when people flog themselves in his name, he'll love to see them starving to... lol! jar jar Friggin binks!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by Nobody: 12:14am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: Damn! Nigga knocked her out faster than Saul Alvarez knocked out that b*tch as* James kirkland!!! |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by parisbookaddict(f): 7:42am On Jun 23, 2015 |
9jaforlife: U mean unholy quran passages like Quran 8:39. "And fight with them until there is no more persecution and religion should be only for Allah; but if they desist, then surely Allah sees what they do." Qur’an 8:12— Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message): “I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instil terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them.” Qur’an 9:73—O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination.” Qur'an (9:29)-"Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." Sura 9:5. "When the sacred months are over slay the idolaters wherever you find them. Arrest them, besiege them, and lie in ambush everywhere for them." 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by parisbookaddict(f): 7:47am On Jun 23, 2015 |
true2god: Everything about Islam is upside down and distorted. They eat early breakfast and skip lunch then eat a late dinner and call that a fast. Its amusing. I practically do this on a normal working day. Ramadan is just the act of skipping lunch. I was reading this muslim article of how Muslims actually gain weight during ramadan. They binge on food more than usual. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by parisbookaddict(f): 8:02am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: Of course u will appeal to Hindu scriptures. Muslims say the book of the Hindu deity prophesied mohammed, lol. And of course u guys share the same pagan practises.
Here is your commands from MoHarmMad for killing apostates Everyone who has studied Islam seriously knows that Shariah prescribes the death penalty for apostates. This is based on the authentic traditions of Muhammad who said: "If somebody (a Muslim) discards his religion, kill him." (Bukhari, Book 52, Number 260) and "The blood of a Muslim who confesses that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that I am His Apostle, cannot be shed except in three cases: In Qisas for murder, a married person who commits illegal sexual intercourse and the one who reverts from Islam (apostate) and leaves the Muslims." (Bukhari, Book 83 Number 17) Allah's Apostle said, "The blood of a Muslim who confesses that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that I am His Apostle, cannot be shed except in three cases: In Qisas for murder, a married person who commits illegal sexual intercourse and the one who reverts from Islam (apostate) and leaves the Muslims." — Sahih al-Bukhari, 9:83:17 ”
What? How? Lol.. allnaijab.logger is a friend and has dealt with u Muslims sufficiently enough for me to know his stance on the Islam issue.
When did I say he was the God of the Jews ALONE. U Muslims and ur act of lying better known as al taqiyya. God made himself known to us through the Jews, even mohammed copied Jewish scripture, all God's prophets where Jews but u Muslims believe in another deity who isn't God, this allah deity of your's also has pagan Hindu prophets and an Arab paedophile as a prophet, Loves slavery and turning people into pigs and apes etc Relax and do your lunch skipping ramaMad fast. I'm done with u 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by Rilwayne001: 8:36am On Jun 23, 2015 |
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Re: Ramadan Funnies by 9jaforlife: 8:52am On Jun 23, 2015 |
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Re: Ramadan Funnies by 9jaforlife: 9:14am On Jun 23, 2015 |
parisbookaddict: You manipulate the Quran but you can still justify this extreme brutality for apostasy in the buyboo [size=14pt]Zephaniah 1: 2-6 "I will sweep away everything in all your land," says the LORD. "I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity," says the LORD. "I will crush Judah and Jerusalem with my fist and destroy every last trace of their Baal worship. I will put an end to all the idolatrous priests, so that even the memory of them will disappear. For they go up to their roofs and bow to the sun, moon, and stars. They claim to follow the LORD, but then they worship Molech, too. So now I will destroy them! And I will destroy those who used to worship me but now no longer do. They no longer ask for the LORD's guidance or seek my blessings." [/size]
Yet, you want to kill yourself simply because he posted harmless Islamic jokes
...Posted by Ifeann aka parisbookaddict on July 23
... Posted by the same Ifeann aka parisbookaddict on July 18 Ifeann aka parisbookaddict, this is a BIPOLAR DISORDER ALERT!!! Go treat yourself!! 2 Likes
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Re: Ramadan Funnies by Nobody: 9:15am On Jun 23, 2015 |
9jaforlife:not satan but Shay tan. As the unholy quran deceives you. |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by 9jaforlife: 9:53am On Jun 23, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Satan or Shaytan, ANYONE of the two will perfectly fit your Deceitful Sister, whom I was referring to Let me capture your thought... "IT'S NOT DENIAL; I'M JUST SELECTIVE ABOUT THE REALITY I ACCEPT" ~ 1 Like |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by vedaxcool(m): 10:25am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Rilwayne nailed it! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by Blackfire(m): 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
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Re: Ramadan Funnies by Blackfire(m): 12:12pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Kagarko: tell that to isis, al shabab, boko haram, and all those meccans murdered by mohamed and his gangs |
Re: Ramadan Funnies by joseph1832(m): 5:33pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
redgem:To you its not, but to me its damn right funny! LMFAO. |
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