Write Me A Luv Message - Romance (2)

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Re: Write Me A Luv Message by icekream(m): 11:12pm On Jun 24, 2015

But here's one... I'm a computer scientist so u sud understand
Ever before I met you, my love bits neva had a meaning. The moment you bypassed my firewall, the bits skipped byte and jumped to kilobytes. Got to know you better and the kilobytes got to be megabytes. The megabytes progressed to the gigabyte stage before I realised I was in love. Baby i wish you could decipher it so our love story would take a terabytic leap forward. Love me and no trojan horse would penetrate pur firewall.
You are the only core in my CPU, the only ram on my motherboard, the only cooling fan in my system.
{Printf "I love you\n"};

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by sholikay(m): 11:15pm On Jun 24, 2015

playboy99:
is dis a freestyle #ACE

any one you feel it should be, my brada... cheesy

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by frakdon(m): 11:16pm On Jun 24, 2015

playboy99:
lol who is looking invicible luv on NL d person must b as clueless as ******** #ACE

if so then romance section need's to b sealed.... Then person go hear word.

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by playboy99(m): 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2015

sholikay:
any one you feel it should be, my brada...

it nice though #ACE

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2015

MzMayD:
You can just say :

Thank God I didn't fall for this

He he he. Abi

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by playboy99(m): 11:20pm On Jun 24, 2015

frakdon:
if so then romance section need's to b sealed.... Then person go hear word.

if it sealed dere wuld b nowhr to catch fun on NL.mayb one day sum1 wuld give testimony of finding is or her luv on NL #ACE

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by sandrannna(op): 11:21pm On Jun 24, 2015

MzMayD:
Gullible ones tho

I know of one who wouldn't fall.

TSM

U r bleaching.

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by frakdon(m): 11:30pm On Jun 24, 2015

sandrannna:
U r bleaching.

I fall for this, prove to her that yu r real?

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by frakdon(m): 11:31pm On Jun 24, 2015

playboy99:
if it sealed dere wuld b nowhr to catch fun on NL.mayb one day sum1 wuld give testimony of finding is or her luv on NL #ACE

I am waiting....

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Juicysam(m): 11:59pm On Jun 24, 2015

Y should I profess love to my fellow guy?am not gay pls#runs outta thread

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by bamite(m): 2:38am On Jun 25, 2015

sandrannna:
Do a stupendous ryhme.

how much are u paying him? Stop feeling urself 2much joor.. You not as pretty as u think u are. Wake up

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by stanvesco(m): 2:45am On Jun 25, 2015

vizkiz:
ooh baby, you are so beautiful you remind me of the zombie in resident evil!

The love I have for you is as usless and meaningless as the word "gfkfdvfduifdbnflk"

If I can choose between loving you and chopping off my dick, I'll rather buy a sharp sword for the smooth and fast process

Baby, I have search my whole life and I'v gone through the whole of Nairaland but I haven't seen a moniker as dumb as yours

You beauty is so tempting it makes smegol in "lord of the rings" more sexy!

When you see a falling star at night, don't bother to make a wish cuz I sent it to crush your scary face off!

I wish dreams are like wishes and wishes do come true cuz I dreamt I ran across you with a trailer last night

Baby, I hope you love these messages, or do you want more?

hehehe,
u try,
if she turns out 2 b d real person in her dp....

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 2:47am On Jun 25, 2015

vizkiz:
ooh baby, you are so beautiful you remind me of the zombie in resident evil!

The love I have for you is as usless and meaningless as the word "gfkfdvfduifdbnflk"

If I can choose between loving you and chopping off my dick, I'll rather buy a sharp sword for the smooth and fast process

Baby, I have search my whole life and I'v gone through the whole of Nairaland but I haven't seen a moniker as dumb as yours

You beauty is so tempting it makes smegol in "lord of the rings" more sexy!

When you see a falling star at night, don't bother to make a wish cuz I sent it to crush your scary face off!

I wish dreams are like wishes and wishes do come true cuz I dreamt I ran across you with a trailer last night

Baby, I hope you love these messages, or do you want more?

this is thé most hilariius post ,have seen on nl

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 6:14am On Jun 25, 2015

vizkiz:
ooh baby, you are so beautiful you remind me of the zombie in resident evil!

The love I have for you is as usless and meaningless as the word "gfkfdvfduifdbnflk"

If I can choose between loving you and chopping off my dick, I'll rather buy a sharp sword for the smooth and fast process

Baby, I have search my whole life and I'v gone through the whole of Nairaland but I haven't seen a moniker as dumb as yours

You beauty is so tempting it makes smegol in "lord of the rings" more sexy!

When you see a falling star at night, don't bother to make a wish cuz I sent it to crush your scary face off!

I wish dreams are like wishes and wishes do come true cuz I dreamt I ran across you with a trailer last night

Baby, I hope you love these messages, or do you want more?

You're probably foolish and a wussy for doing that!

She asked for a love message so that she could send it to her boyfriend so as to love her more! cheesy

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Fizboy(m): 6:37am On Jun 25, 2015

All these romance section guys dey fall my hand bad bad... Spits!!

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 7:56am On Jun 25, 2015

sandrannna:
Yeah, I did bt u fell in luv with his ryhmes first, so he should go for u.

D rhymes are crappy.

cant u see d face i make at d end of my comment? cheesy

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by vizkiz: 8:10am On Jun 25, 2015

DeeTus:
You're probably foolish and a wussy for doing that!

She asked for a love message so that she could send it to her boyfriend so as to love her more!

you think I am a morafurcker like you who goes about licking every woman's pant?

Jackass!

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by vizkiz: 8:11am On Jun 25, 2015

stanvesco:
hehehe,
u try,
if she turns out 2 b d real person in her dp....

yeah, whatever!

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 8:21am On Jun 25, 2015

vizkiz:
you think I am a morafurcker like you who goes about licking every woman's pant?

Jackass!

Hahahahahaha. Please don't kill yourself. Just prevented you from being a victim to online scam.

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by vizkiz: 8:41am On Jun 25, 2015

DeeTus:
Hahahahahaha. Please don't kill yourself. Just prevented you from being a victim to online scam.

never mind nigga! you cant scam a scam, can you?

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 8:48am On Jun 25, 2015

prettythicksme:
Lovely!!

NONSENCE

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by ImmaculateIfy: 8:54am On Jun 25, 2015

vizkiz:
ooh baby, you are so beautiful you remind me of the zombie in resident evil!

The love I have for you is as usless and meaningless as the word "gfkfdvfduifdbnflk"

If I can choose between loving you and chopping off my dick, I'll rather buy a sharp sword for the smooth and fast process

Baby, I have search my whole life and I'v gone through the whole of Nairaland but I haven't seen a moniker as dumb as yours

You beauty is so tempting it makes smegol in "lord of the rings" more sexy!

When you see a falling star at night, don't bother to make a wish cuz I sent it to crush your scary face off!

I wish dreams are like wishes and wishes do come true cuz I dreamt I ran across you with a trailer last night

Baby, I hope you love these messages, or do you want more?

. my guy is this a love message or a bad luck message

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by Nobody: 9:04am On Jun 25, 2015

vizkiz:
never mind nigga! you cant scam a scam, can you?

Of course not haha. Sorry if i was hard on you. Just wanted you to get the message. Sorry brother.

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by vizkiz: 9:26am On Jun 25, 2015

DeeTus:
Of course not haha. Sorry if i was hard on you. Just wanted you to get the message. Sorry brother.

I am sorry for calling you a morafurcker...NL is messed up these days you know

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by sholikay(m): 9:41am On Jun 25, 2015

To those who thinks we guys are fools for posting what the OP requested for.. It's not like that. Me as a person can't do online dating without first meeting the person
.. This kind of "TROLL" makes the romance section more lively, and obviously gets to reveal the fake moniker gradually... "when you want to catch a monkey easily, you act like a monkey"..

Re: Write Me A Luv Message by idihcoben: 9:45am On Jun 25, 2015

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Re: Write Me A Luv Message by playboy99(m): 10:34am On Jun 25, 2015

sholikay:
To those who thinks we guys are fools for posting what the OP requested for.. It's not like that. Me as a person can't do online dating without first meeting the person
.. This kind of "TROLL" makes the romance section more lively, and obviously gets to reveal the fake moniker gradually... "when you want to catch a monkey easily, you act like a monkey"..

!!!!ON POINT!!! #ACE

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