harlos:
Heeeii, oya swear!

1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
6. If u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite.
10. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
11. If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
12. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
13. If u neva waved at white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
14. If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees at nights
15. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
16. If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
17. If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
18. If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
If you did not do any of this... then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u did.

Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now. :
I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living".

D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, Confess.! are u guilty.

OP! if i cash u eh?!...You are a genius!

harlos:


I did almost everythinv
Including the 'o singo singo and sandalili sandalili'

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw what it actually means

There is no way you would escape doing at least one of this as a Nigerian kid

Me too

Onyiido:
Me too

I remember we are also constructive too...
Making cars with cube suger papers and making the tires with two coke bottle covers, facing each other and binding it together with rubber

Contructing different kind of things with papers too. Childhood ehn...

lmao i swear i do am plenty