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A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by NaijaSingleBoy(m): 8:04am On Jul 11, 2015
Ooh, if you see me now ehn! You go pity me! sad

I wish I knew better, what do you get when you take jedi jedi medicine and sleeping medicine on the same night??

Think about it and pity my condition, I go sleep, shit go catch me, I wan shit, sleep go catch me, na so I dey toilet since yesternight, wake up see myself on top WC sad

Advice : Never take a laxative and sleeping medicine on the same night....

In case you don't understand, here's Google definition of LAXATIVE: substances that loosen stools and increase bowel movements .



This made me remember some things I wish I knew before hand ;

* never lick a knife after cutting orange with it.

* I remember my visit to China, no one told me to take out the paper in the fortune cookie before eating it (hides in shame)

#NaijaSingleBoy


Cc: misspicy , may01 , lalasticlala

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by WFDharmieSleek(f): 8:08am On Jul 11, 2015
;DLol......sowi broLol......sowi broLol......sowi bro
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by kossyablaze(m): 8:08am On Jul 11, 2015
Smh

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by may01(f): 8:09am On Jul 11, 2015
grin Now you know grin
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by jantofubu(m): 8:10am On Jul 11, 2015
Lmao
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by sseunth(m): 8:10am On Jul 11, 2015
Werey re oo
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by beautycrush24(f): 8:12am On Jul 11, 2015
Naijasinglegirl come and see your God sent o grin
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by delishpot: 8:14am On Jul 11, 2015
grin grin grin yawa gas you.
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Moustache: 8:18am On Jul 11, 2015
And this poo made Romance page?....SMH
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Visocrate(m): 8:28am On Jul 11, 2015
kpele
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Princecalm(m): 8:34am On Jul 11, 2015
currently sleeping, will read when I wakeup.
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Alexdroh(m): 8:35am On Jul 11, 2015
Op...for what u create dis kind thread for wat eh....nawao
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by octopusfreaky(f): 8:36am On Jul 11, 2015
nawa...some people iyaf kolo teitei
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by misspicy(f): 8:41am On Jul 11, 2015
NaijaSingleBoy:
Ooh, if you see me now ehn! You go pity me! sad

I wish I knew better, what do you get when you take jedi jedi medicine and sleeping medicine on the same night??

Think about it and pity my condition, I go sleep, shit go catch me, I wan shit, sleep go catch me, na so I dey toilet since yesternight, wake up see myself on top WC sad

Advice : Never take a laxative and sleeping medicine on the same night....

In case you don't understand, here's Google definition of LAXATIVE: substances that loosen stools and increase bowel movements .



This made me remember some things I wish I knew before hand ;

* never lick a knife after cutting orange with it.

* I remember my visit to China, no one told me to take out the paper in the fortune cookie before eating it (hides in shame)

#NaijaSingleBoy


Cc: misspicy , may01 , lalasticlala
Awwwwww lesson learnt naijasingleboy.
If you had a spouse now you would have known before hand.
Maybe you should just hook up with naijasinglegirl....i thinkcheesy

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by misspicy(f): 8:45am On Jul 11, 2015
octopusfreaky:
nawa...some people iyaf kolo teitei
Mention one of themundecided

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by SortCode(m): 8:49am On Jul 11, 2015
Reading.....
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by SortCode(m): 8:51am On Jul 11, 2015
Still reading.....
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Chidonc(m): 8:59am On Jul 11, 2015
How come ur sister Naijasinglegirl get sense pass you

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by misspicy(f): 9:00am On Jul 11, 2015
Alexdroh:
Op...for what u create dis kind thread for wat eh....nawao
Read the post again pls you will get wat its meant for.

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by NaijaSingleBoy(m): 9:04am On Jul 11, 2015
Chidonc:
How come ur sister Naijasinglegirl get sense pass you

grin
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Godskidmidas(m): 9:05am On Jul 11, 2015
I've learnt never to eat beans at 2 am. It'll affect you for the next two weeks. embarassed

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Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by CrazyScientist: 9:18am On Jul 11, 2015
Godskidmidas:
I've learnt never to eat beans at 2 am. It'll affect you for the next two weeks. embarassed

grin grin grin Chai, chai,chai! grin
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by CrazyScientist: 9:20am On Jul 11, 2015
grin this OP sef! grin
Cc: obinoscopy , lalasticlala
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Godskidmidas(m): 9:29am On Jul 11, 2015
CrazyScientist:


grin grin grin Chai, chai,chai! grin
God dey always dey
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Houseofglam7(f): 9:45am On Jul 11, 2015
Buhahahahahahahaha cheesy
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Mostwanted7: 10:25am On Jul 11, 2015
Houseofglam7:
Buhahahahahahahaha cheesy

like you're laughingsad
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by SuperSuave(m): 11:13am On Jul 11, 2015
how is this romantic?? Why should it be in the romance section?? *sighs, spits on thread and walks out* angry +
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Houseofglam7(f): 11:35am On Jul 11, 2015
Mostwanted7:



like you're laughingsad

Hell yes!
Why e dey pain you
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Abayor7: 11:48am On Jul 11, 2015
grin grin please retry the ish, I want hear better story grin
Re: A Lesson I Learnt The Hard Way Yesterday Night! by Alexdroh(m): 12:09pm On Jul 11, 2015
misspicy:

Read the post again pls you will get wat its meant for.



miss...hw does dat post relate to dis section..tel me

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