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Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Gemc3(f): 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2015
DeeTus:
Give her back the phone and let him be a loser, right? Lol. That's not good. The truth is the girl does not deserve the phone. Period.
I'm not arguing whether she deserves it or not. I won't be the one to judge anyone. I'm struggling to see how giving it back to her makes him a loser. Is there a game they are playing that perhaps I am not aware of? What will he now do with the phone? All I am saying is instead of looking for an unsuspicious way to dump her, he should just man up and tell her. As for the fone, he has already gotten it for her. Make imm kuku give am as parting gift.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2015
Gemc3:
I'm not arguing whether she deserves it or not. I won't be the one to judge anyone. I'm struggling to see how giving it back to her makes him a loser. Is there a game they are playing that perhaps I am not aware of? What will he now do with the phone? All I am saying is instead of looking for an unsuspicious way to dump her, he should just man up and tell her. As for the fone, he has already gotten it for her. Make imm kuku give am as parting gift.
Lol. Materialism is toxic for happiness. The guy definitely knew what he's doing.

A real man does not dump a woman without reasons.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by wristbangle: 3:24pm On Jul 12, 2015
delishpot:
Tell her the seller did not have the one you wanted and as soon as they get it, you will bring it for her. Then let her know about the messages you saw and tell her you need a break.
As simple as ABC.

Correct. Advice.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Lovechyld101(m): 3:25pm On Jul 12, 2015
WHICH. kin silly advice do ppl give Here my Guy if you ever give her that phone back you be Goat am sure u have bought other things for her she can hold on to that the fact she's on badoo.com self has giving her offf I don't need to read any chat she's a parol gurl
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Lovechyld101(m): 3:33pm On Jul 12, 2015
Gemc3:
I'm not arguing whether she deserves it or not. I won't be the one to judge anyone. I'm struggling to see how giving it back to her makes him a loser. Is there a game they are playing that perhaps I am not aware of? What will he now do with the phone? All I am saying is instead of looking for an unsuspicious way to dump her, he should just man up and tell her. As for the fone, he has already gotten it for her. Make imm kuku give am as parting gift.
you deserve a hot slap for this comment "Parting Gift" is she celebrating cheating on him or Breaking up Party hence the Gift. I will rather dash a begger that phone and receive prayer of my life than give dat b!tch.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Gemc3(f):
Lovechyld101:
you deserve a hot slap for this comment "Parting Gift" is she celebrating cheating on him or Breaking up Party hence the Gift. I will rather dash a begger that phone and receive prayer of my life than give dat b!tch.
U must be a big foool. Is my comment putting monthly salary in your pocket? Did I insult you? I put that as comic relief u idiiot. Go and slap one of ur relatives. r u d one that wants to give me the hot slap? Oya na. Oga judge. See as u carry d matter for head. If u didn't agree with me, there r many ways of saying it. I bet in ur life u have never offered a begger one kobo. U r coming here to make noise on top phone wen no be you buy. U are desperately in need of help. Serious help. Fffkkk off abeg. Msheeeeeewwww
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by BCISLTD: 3:55pm On Jul 12, 2015
Gemc3:
U must be a big foool. Is my comment putting monthly salary in your pocket? Did I insult anybody? I put that as commic relief u idiot. Go and slap one of ur relatives. U Fooools come online faceless and throw insults at ppl cos we can't see each other. U are desperately in need of help. Serious help. Fffkkk off abeg. Msheeeeeewwww
Kindly disregard the guy's comments about the slap..I'm sure he meant it as "comic relief " as well. ..

Regarding your stance about giving the babe the phone...I don't think u realize the guy's ego as been bruised. ..I can tell he fell that babe...

I'd sooner throw the phone in the lagoon. ...just saying though.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Gemc3(f): 4:15pm On Jul 12, 2015
BCISLTD:
Kindly disregard the guy's comments about the slap..I'm sure he meant it as "comic relief " as well. ..

Regarding your stance about giving the babe the phone...I don't think u realize the guy's ego as been bruised. ..I can tell he fell that babe...

I'd sooner throw the phone in the lagoon. ...just saying though.
As for the OP's bruised his ego, I understand how that must feel. That is y it is important he breaks up with her face to face so that she KNOWS she has messed up big time n has been caught.

But BCISLTD, u see the guy that quoted me earlier. . . I really dunno what his problem is o.. tell am make imm park well abeg. Me no get strength. I'm not his younger sister he can slap around. Comically or non comically.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Lovechyld101(m): 4:22pm On Jul 12, 2015
Gemc3:
U must be a big foool. Is my comment putting monthly salary in your pocket? Did I insult anybody? I put that as commic relief u idiot. Go and slap one of ur relatives. U Fooools come online faceless and throw insults at ppl cos we can't see each other. U are desperately in need of help. Serious help. Fffkkk off abeg. Msheeeeeewwww
fuc.k u fuc.k ur comment I didn't call u name's u started that I say and insist you need a really hot slap deal with ur mental disorder physco b!tch
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by creepsyme(f): 4:23pm On Jul 12, 2015
delishpot:
Tell her the seller did not have the one you wanted and as soon as they get it, you will bring it for her. Then let her know about the messages you saw and tell her you need a break.
you wicked !! lols.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Gemc3(f): 4:48pm On Jul 12, 2015
Lovechyld101:
fuc.k u fuc.k ur comment I didn't call u name's u started that I say and insist you need a really hot slap deal with ur mental disorder physco b!tch
Eya. I made a mistake. Ur case is serious. I'm not even meant to speak with you. So that is how u go about telling ppl they deserve slaps and u feel it is not insulting?? Sorry. That is ur name. SORRY. BTW u look unserious and very unhappy. I relly hate that I'm the object of ur frustration this afternoon. Take ur medication. Everything will be fine.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by BCISLTD: 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2015
Gemc3:
As for the OP's bruised his ego, I understand how that must feel. That is y it is important he breaks up with her face to face so that she KNOWS she has messed up big time n has been caught.

But BCISLTD, u see the guy that quoted me earlier. . . I really dunno what his problem is o.. tell am make imm park well abeg. Me no get strength. I'm not his younger sister he can slap around. Comically or non comically.
How do u know ur not older than he is....
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Olami90: 6:38pm On Jul 12, 2015
Rexnegro:
U earned my respect so don't tank me...as regard what u said about yes u re correct...I have talked sense into her to the point she said I complain and talk too much....I ve done everything possible to make her see my stand about us...but u no some girls na when they see and meet a dude who's for real they will appreciate him....right now I ve not called her and I won't until she calls and have some sense of commitment...I won't kill myself in a relationship because am the guy na....she better realize that guys who are for real aint much outside meanwhile girls are 2/3 of world population....I got time for any lady who will get time for me. Shikena....madam nice quoting I must say.
Loool grin grin
Dis is exactly wot jst happened to me. Dat is to affirm to u dat ladies are confused beings. Mine told me same fin dat I complain a lot, whch is normal to com from adamant $ arrogant nonentity.(I dnt knw other ways to correct finz dan communication afta I av muted nd led by example, moving d relationship nd finking she wld emulate nd change buh na lie) most tyms, they are ingrates nd are never satisfied. U will just die danu danu if u dare try giv ur best.If u want buy her dis world, u will still b messed wit. U may remain in d friendzone/magazone foreva sef if care is not taken. They are just too silly.

Me sef over sat her down nd over talked buh i resolved dat she doesn't worth me(coupled wit other finz I saw).she dey even use church cover face,nt knwin dat I knw every damn fin
Dey tak loving $ caring for dem genuinely(mayb wit gentility$diplomacy in my own case) as being dull/weak.
Wen it is not as if ladies don finish, few good ones at dat.If u knw wot is gud for u, wot u really want in ur life u shld knw d next fin to do wit such useless gals.

As for me, I can't deal wit a lady dat is full of herself nd not teachable(unfortunately we av more of dem now). No time for one egocentric nuisance.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Whobedatte(m): 6:55pm On Jul 12, 2015
fuckshit:
that's the fυςking “game" that's how certain bitçhes who are in a relationship play these days; you've got to fυςking play smart too; now this is a fυςking good one BUT a fυςking suggestion here; before telling her about the fυςking messages & needing a fυςking break; dude! make sure you fυςk her real good;

be fυςking smart; that's one of the rules of the fυςking “game"; & you should fυςking know this, even if you don't give her the fυςking phone, another fυςking mugu will always be there that will fυςking buy the phone for her grin grin
CLASSIC! CEREBRAL!! STANDING OVATION!!!
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Dhotseal(m): 6:59pm On Jul 12, 2015
[quote author=great2015 post=35746860]follow your mind, bro.[/quote

What a piece of advice, mehn!
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 12, 2015
Olami90:
Loool grin grin
Dis is exactly wot jst happened to me. Dat is to affirm to u dat ladies are confused beings. Mine told me same fin dat I complain a lot, whch is normal to com from adamant $ arrogant nonentity.(I dnt knw other ways to correct finz dan communication afta I av muted nd led by example, moving d relationship nd finking she wld emulate nd change buh na lie) most tyms, they are ingrates nd are never satisfied. U will just die danu danu if u dare try giv ur best.If u want buy her dis world, u will still b messed wit. U may remain in d friendzone/magazone foreva sef if care is not taken. They are just too silly.

Me sef over sat her down nd over talked buh i resolved dat she doesn't worth me(coupled wit other finz I saw).she dey even use church cover face,nt knwin dat I knw every damn fin
Dey tak loving $ caring for dem genuinely(mayb wit gentility$diplomacy in my own case) as being dull/weak.
Wen it is not as if ladies don finish, few good ones at dat.If u knw wot is gud for u, wot u really want in ur life u shld knw d next fin to do wit such useless gals.

As for me, I can't deal wit a lady dat is full of herself nd not teachable(unfortunately we av more of dem now). No time for one egocentric nuisance.
Haha. Seems like these girls have finished you guys.

Stop chasing them, work hard and they'll come looking for you.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Olami90: 8:01pm On Jul 12, 2015
DeeTus:
Haha. Seems like these girls have finished you guys.

Stop chasing them, work hard and they'll come looking for you.
grin
Bfor nko bros?I av forgotten I av done dat sef.
I did wot I did den jst to b satisfied I av done wot I'm to do nd to justify me actions.#no time

#no gal can finish me ooo.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by MarryMeee: 8:24pm On Jul 12, 2015
dancok:
Bro I believe u are of age, this is what happens when u like or date a flashy girl, they are not melt for one man, one just left my house on Thursday, they so demanded by other men, this one too claims she love me, if u see how she wash everything washable in my room apartment. I gave her 3k when she going, so bro u can't have them all, is either u do away with them or take them as ur cross to carry, for me I like flashy babe especially fair one and no other reason than I want my offspring to be pretty or handsome.

So brother, give her but let her know what u saw, and if u still feel her, continue d digging, they could be sweet sometimes. ENJOY LIFE WHILE IT LAST.
you hate yourself that much that you wouldnt want your own kids to look like you? Low self-esteem is a disease, you are willing to settle for less simply because you find you own skin unattractive. Let me weep for your life cry
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by beautifullll1(f): 8:42pm On Jul 12, 2015
MrBasketball:
It can be... Because we don't post silly comments like this.
you use can for can't and yet you call my comment "Stupid".


who does thathuh?
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by MrBasketball: 8:57pm On Jul 12, 2015
beautifullll1:
you use can for can't and yet you call my comment "Stupid".


who does thathuh?
That's a typo... You understood.


It can't be tongue
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fexyrich(m): 9:49pm On Jul 12, 2015
fuckshit:
naw!!! fυςk that şhit motherfυςker; ain't no fυςking goat; but I am fυςking sure you are; a bloody fυςking HE GOAT grin grin
e be lyk say na united states of ajegunle dem born u..Dis one wey u just dey blow all dis grammer..abeg i no fvck anytin oo!!I am innocent oo..infact my name is innocent!! grin grin
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by kathykathy(f): 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2015
FxDuke:
babe, the lady in question by now has lost the ability to feel guilty and has not a single drop of conscience in her tank....i suggest the dude should give the phone to the less privilleged, orphanage or his siblings
ur opinion aint bad thou
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by kathykathy(f): 11:43pm On Jul 12, 2015
blackberry101:
. What future regret r yoh saying exactly
future regrets of sharing her with mutiple men which i call cheating jst as she has done,,,u wld definitely see more of it wen u cnt afford all her trendy stuffs.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by kathykathy(f): 11:50pm On Jul 12, 2015
Fourwinds:
the way some girls behave will make one almost hate the entire female race. I don't see smartness in all these kuru kere waka about rather I see foolishness. deceit never last long
my dear all girls cnt be dat good,,,some are designed to mk mistakes for odas to learn from,,,like wise guys,,not all guys are rubbers cos dey do not trail dat part,,,so i see life as dere must be kuru kere waka for mistakes to be done nd lesson to be learnt,,,no matter how d preacher warns against it,it is jst inevitable
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by fuckshit: 1:36pm On Jul 13, 2015
fexyrich:
e be lyk say na united states of ajegunle dem born u..Dis one wey u just dey blow all dis grammer..abeg i no fvck anytin oo!!I am innocent oo..infact my name is innocent!! grin grin
fυςking good for you; keep being fυςking innocent grin grin
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Fourwinds: 5:28pm On Jul 13, 2015
kathykathy:
my dear all girls cnt be dat good,,,some are designed to mk mistakes for odas to learn from,,,like wise guys,,not all guys are rubbers cos dey do not trail dat part,,,so i see life as dere must be kuru kere waka for mistakes to be done nd lesson to be learnt,,,no matter how d preacher warns against it,it is jst inevitable
So whatever happens to them ., no sympathy then. I wish them goodluck
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Fourwinds: 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2015
kathykathy:
future regrets of sharing her with mutiple men which i call cheating jst as she has done,,,u wld definitely see more of it wen u cnt afford all her trendy stuffs.
u seems to be a wise girl
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Rexnegro(m): 12:58am On Jul 14, 2015
Olami90:
Loool grin grin
Dis is exactly wot jst happened to me. Dat is to affirm to u dat ladies are confused beings. Mine told me same fin dat I complain a lot, whch is normal to com from adamant $ arrogant nonentity.(I dnt knw other ways to correct finz dan communication afta I av muted nd led by example, moving d relationship nd finking she wld emulate nd change buh na lie) most tyms, they are ingrates nd are never satisfied. U will just die danu danu if u dare try giv ur best.If u want buy her dis world, u will still b messed wit. U may remain in d friendzone/magazone foreva sef if care is not taken. They are just too silly.

Me sef over sat her down nd over talked buh i resolved dat she doesn't worth me(coupled wit other finz I saw).she dey even use church cover face,nt knwin dat I knw every damn fin
Dey tak loving $ caring for dem genuinely(mayb wit gentility$diplomacy in my own case) as being dull/weak.
Wen it is not as if ladies don finish, few good ones at dat.If u knw wot is gud for u, wot u really want in ur life u shld knw d next fin to do wit such useless gals.

As for me, I can't deal wit a lady dat is full of herself nd not teachable(unfortunately we av more of dem now). No time for one egocentric nuisance.
Mehnn u and I got sometin in common...and what's that ? Well I sensed we both are allergy to girls stupidity and unreasonable ways of doing tinz from them...I gat no u bro..hala me when u get dis quote . Meanwhile below is my last ping to her on bmm after giving nonsense excuse that she don't have airtime.......................Truth be told u don't have excuse why u didn't call since Thursday u left here....fine u don't have airtime right (which am sure u ve money to buy)? Fine that's understood but a girl who crave and wish for a serious relationship and later sees one with a guy who love her will find a way to reach her guy nomata what ....but u never did not even a flash to hint the guy that guy I got u in mind o or even used someone fone or even a call me back msg.....see I can wait for that right girl (better to wait for her than ve a girl don't no what relationship is abt)...that girl who understand the essence and reason what relationship is all about....serious enny u bleeped up but as the girl that u re u won't agree. And as for my mum don't call her. Let her be I'll explain tinz to my family and am sure they will agree with me cos they no me too well and my want. I talked to u at mr biggs the way u were nodding ur head made me believe u re truly for real and want a real affairs enny but just imagine mehnnnn Thursday, Friday , sat , sun, four good days u noticed I didn't call and u kept quiet? Serious girls don't do that...perhaps u did "he's the guy na he should call, if he doesn't call I won't call." ....now before u tell me I talk too much , let me say this....... Which one u prefer us to be..chose and let me know......Friends ? Still want us ? (tho am not asking u back o but if u will change then u re welcome as far u will be a team player from henceforth ) , enemy ? ...the choice is urs pick and let me know....goodnite and sleep well.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Rexnegro(m): 1:01am On Jul 14, 2015
MrsAnyanwu:
lol, u have quite a sense of humour, If she hasn't called yet, its wrong on her part, I don't want to conclude yet, cos it's wiser to hear both sides,pls u can't kill urself pls,lol, the right lady would show up when u least expect it, God bless
Tanx ma wish I can explain in full details to u....meanwhile below is my last msg to her....










Truth be told u don't have excuse why u didn't call since Thursday u left here....fine u don't have airtime right (which am sure u ve money to buy)? Fine that's understood but a girl who crave and wish for a serious relationship and later sees one with a guy who love her will find a way to reach her guy nomata what ....but u never did not even a flash to hint the guy that guy I got u in mind o or even used someone fone or even a call me back msg.....see I can wait for that right girl (better to wait for her than ve a girl don't no what relationship is abt)...that girl who understand the essence and reason what relationship is all about....serious enny u bleeped up but as the girl that u re u won't agree. And as for my mum don't call her. Let her be I'll explain tinz to my family and am sure they will agree with me cos they no me too well and my want. I talked to u at mr biggs the way u were nodding ur head made me believe u re truly for real and want a real affairs enny but just imagine mehnnnn Thursday, Friday , sat , sun, four good days u noticed I didn't call and u kept quiet? Serious girls don't do that...perhaps u did "he's the guy na he should call, if he doesn't call I won't call." ....now before u tell me I talk too much , let me say this....... Which one u prefer us to be..chose and let me know......Friends ? Still want us ? (tho am not asking u back o but if u will change then u re welcome as far u will be a team player from henceforth ) , enemy ? ...the choice is urs pick and let me know....goodnite and sleep well.
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by MrsAnyanwu(f): 8:44am On Jul 14, 2015
Rexnegro:
Tanx ma wish I can explain in full details to u....meanwhile below is my last msg to her....










Truth be told u don't have excuse why u didn't call since Thursday u left here....fine u don't have airtime right (which am sure u ve money to buy)? Fine that's understood but a girl who crave and wish for a serious relationship and later sees one with a guy who love her will find a way to reach her guy nomata what ....but u never did not even a flash to hint the guy that guy I got u in mind o or even used someone fone or even a call me back msg.....see I can wait for that right girl (better to wait for her than ve a girl don't no what relationship is abt)...that girl who understand the essence and reason what relationship is all about....serious enny u bleeped up but as the girl that u re u won't agree. And as for my mum don't call her. Let her be I'll explain tinz to my family and am sure they will agree with me cos they no me too well and my want. I talked to u at mr biggs the way u were nodding ur head made me believe u re truly for real and want a real affairs enny but just imagine mehnnnn Thursday, Friday , sat , sun, four good days u noticed I didn't call and u kept quiet? Serious girls don't do that...perhaps u did "he's the guy na he should call, if he doesn't call I won't call." ....now before u tell me I talk too much , let me say this....... Which one u prefer us to be..chose and let me know......Friends ? Still want us ? (tho am not asking u back o but if u will change then u re welcome as far u will be a team player from henceforth ) , enemy ? ...the choice is urs pick and let me know....goodnite and sleep well.
awwwwwwwww my dear , I am touched, u sound hurt nd from what I hav read so far, u truly love dis girl,but u know sometimes in life, people don't know what dey have until its gone, den regret sets in, wait since thursday she didn't kol?maybe she was trying to form ego formings lyk d guy has to kol me first, let me not look cheap, he has to know my value nd worth, bla bla bla, she wld hv sent mtn kol me back, atleast dat is free,cos I was thinking maybe she doesn't hav airtime,it appears ur d one showing all d love nd concern nd She's just doing nothing,my friend if u think she doesn't deserve u nd won't change, pls find another, the world is full of both d good nd d bad, but I know God would lead u to d right lady for u , ok, my 2 cents,God bless.......
Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Dennygirl: 9:26am On Jul 14, 2015
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