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I was listening to a radio show that just ended few minutes ago and the lady presenting asked this--- Which would prefer as a guy,
a lady who is good in bed or the one who is rather good in the kitchen(knows how to cook)?

I thought solving calculus was tricky not until the lady asked that question. I was/am still literally caught between the devil and deep blue sea but after several permutations and combinations, i think i ll settle for the second lady cos I no dey take food play lie lie.. .

Atleast,there's masturbation to kinda fill in for sex as a close susbstitute but i cant think of any for a bad cook..

Guys, which would you go for and why?.... One more thing, lets also assume you are not allowed to cheat on your lady and you are also not allowed to eat outside..

no 2 anyday anytime anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!

dat kitchen better pass because visitors d involve

i will marry the number 1 girl who sabi cook

I will choose the one that will make Me happy.

When I get married, I may have sex everyday for a few weeks and gradually it will die down. But I must surely eat everyday for the rest of my life - and good food at that!. The choice is obviously clear and clearly obvious

OP if i hear say u chose d second one

@Op marry the number 2 and use d number 1 do maid shikina

well this is interesting...

eh eh eh

b3llo:
I will choose the one that will make Me happy.

And what makes you more happy- sex or food?
No lie..

Anyone can learn how to cook properly. Two months in catering school will do wonders.

cozy7:
Since my entire dating life, I've ended 3 relationships bcoz they were bad cooks. Who is a woman without d ability to cook? What impact can her mother claim she made? Which mouth her papa wan take collect bride price foe my hand? What then makes her special? Who will then teach our kids how to cook? Abi nah outside d whole family go dey chop?

The bible says "faith without work is dead". Any woman who is useless in d kitchen, is worse than corpse......SHE'S GOT NO DIGNITY, JUST AS HER MOTHER HAS GOT NO PRIDE.

Well, i personally understand how important it is for a woman to know how to cook but dont you think saying one who cant,has no dignity a lil too harsh?

There are other fine qualities that make a woman too, you know.

I have a high libido. I can't do without sex for a day. She can learn to cook later!

beautycrush24:
OP if i hear say u chose d second one

Lol. Why not? Not all men rate sex above every every, you know.

benedictnsi:
@Op marry the number 2 and use d number 1 do maid shikina

Haha.. I knew before hand that there is going to somebody who will want to eat his cake and have it..

So you wouldnt mind doing your maid??

Ksslib:
Haha.. I knew before hand that there is going to somebody who will want to eat his cake and have it..

So you wouldnt mind doing your maid??

I no conclude ooo

Ladies be like let read their yeye comment

Ksslib:
And what makes you more happy- sex or food? No lie..

Hahaha... I will get back to you sooner or later.

a lady that can't cook should not even tink of marriage

food is d way to a man's heart

I will go for d lady dat can cook! but she has to be willing to learn about good sex too or else na zero!

cozy7:
Since my entire dating life, I've ended 3 relationships bcoz they were bad cooks. Who is a woman without d ability to cook? What impact can her mother claim she made? Which mouth her papa wan take collect bride price foe my hand? What then makes her special? Who will then teach our kids how to cook? Abi nah outside d whole family go dey chop?

The bible says "faith without work is dead". Any woman who is useless in d kitchen, is worse than corpse......SHE'S GOT NO DIGNITY, JUST AS HER MOTHER HAS GOT NO PRIDE.

Never you blame the inability of a lady to cook on her mother.


You don't know the way some mothers try to instill cooking in their daughters but some just will never learn .

benedictnsi:
@Op marry the number 2 and use d number 1 do maid shikina

that's the problem with this kind of questions. ...everyone will marry the no2 then end up cheating on ur wife cos no matter what u think both re important.

I never pray to be in this shoe doe.

My wife doesnt cook sh1t but she is the sexiest lady ever liveth! Her lack of cooking dexterity is an enigma to me, a big fun to see her lick plates when on a good day I manage to turn a few spoons in the pot on the fire and it turns out nothing but potty but she eats and lick her fingers clean and envy my kitchen ProWess, which to her is a masterpiece! She dotes on my elder sister and worships her and keeps the pots empty and ready whenever my said sister is visiting and make friends with all the girls whose cooking prowess has filtered into her ear in the neighborhood! Her stunning beauty and her weakness in cooking is an inspiring contrast that is one of the funs of our marriage. I jokingly tell her "u carry diz kinda bweests n booti come fine like this u no sabi cook nothing, I go collekt bak d bride price from ya mama and I go dey fu-k dis ya eva eva fresh C-nt for free!" She is improving now. I cant stay a day without her without having cramps in my head. Lov is thicker than everything.

The one good in bed any day. I can cook

Hollawaley:
I have a high libido. I can't do without sex for a day. She can learn to cook later!

dats wat u tink bro bt wen ur married all dat reduces

Ksslib:
Lol. Why not? Not all men rate sex above every every, you know.

I'll pretend to agree

cozy7:
Since my entire dating life, I've ended 3 relationships bcoz they were bad cooks. Who is a woman without d ability to cook? What impact can her mother claim she made? Which mouth her papa wan take collect bride price foe my hand? What then makes her special? Who will then teach our kids how to cook? Abi nah outside d whole family go dey chop?

The bible says "faith without work is dead". Any woman who is useless in d kitchen, is worse than corpse......SHE'S GOT NO DIGNITY, JUST AS HER MOTHER HAS GOT NO PRIDE.

unmelodious!

I would rather both!

nairalife2013:
My wife doesnt cook sh1t but she is the sexiest lady ever liveth! Her lack of cooking dexterity is an enigma to me, a big fun to see her lick plates when on a good day I manage to turn a few spoons in the pot on the fire and it turns out nothing but potty but she eats and lick her fingers clean and envy my kitchen ProWess, which to her is a masterpiece! She dotes on my elder sister and worships her and keeps the pots empty and ready whenever my said sister is visiting and make friends with all the girls whose cooking prowess has filtered into her ear in the neighborhood! Her stunning beauty and her weakness in cooking is an inspiring contrast that is one of the funs of our marriage. I jokingly tell her "u carry diz kinda bweests n booti come fine like this u no sabi cook nothing, I go collekt bak d bride price from ya mama and I go dey fu-k dis ya eva eva fresh C-nt for free!" She is improving now. I cant stay a day without her without having cramps in my head. Lov is thicker than everything.

Cool story bro.. ##straight face##

beautycrush24:
I'll pretend to agree

I ll pretend like you dont agree.