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Hello beautiful people,I think today's our first hashtag ever, and it's double. Things that happen before and after sex

Example

#BeforeSex he is so nice and caring
#AfterSex he doesn't give a damn

#BeforeSex she's just a girlfriend
#AfterSex she wants to be a wife

Let's see what you've got

It seems the only thing majority of the babes on nairaland think about is sex. If we invested this much thought into something productive, mehn!, we would have the biggest amount of young millionaires in Africa!




The poster above is a prime example of what we re talking about!

after $èx much change is observe...

#before sex he praises her
#after sex she is an olosho

#Before sex, she was the saint ever known.
#After sex, a resident slut was crowned.

#Before sex, she was the saint ever known.
#After sex, a resident slut was crowned.

#Before sex, my dick is hard
#after sex, it becomes flaccid

before sex.. he helps her remove her clothes..
after sex.. u put back ur fuvcking clothes back ur self

girl : hun why aren't u picking my calls or even call back ?
u no more showing me dat love u used to show , u no more calling me every evening to ask how am fairing
wat has gone wrong ?




guy : Have u ever seen or heard a politician still campaigning after winning elections

#beforeSexIthinkHe'sMyprinceCharming
#afterSexI'mThinkingWasIjazzed?

rosy4u:
girl : hun why aren't u picking my calls or even call back ?
u no more showing me dat love u used to show , u no more calling me every evening to ask how am fairing
wat has gone wrong ?




guy : Have u ever seen or heard a politician still campaigning after winning elections

Epic and wicked

before sex no pregnancy
after sex i carry belle