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Dear nairalanders since everybody has take it upon their self to b special advisers 2 fellow nairalanders and also am tired of seeing threads suggestin how to woo a girl , how to kiss a girl , how to bleep a girl . As a result of this I consider it neccesary to give a sure solution to this problem.so my solution are as follow
1- work hard and get money , girls of now adays does nt care how you get your money be it bricklayer , yahoo any thing jst get rich but do nt steal as commanded by GOD
2- work harder and get more money
3- make sure you work until your account balance look like a phone number
4-make sure you are always looking dapper
5- get more money.
With this solution if u can not get any girl of your choice in to bed then you ve been cursed since the days of the prophet elijah. Thnk me later

"hian"

all these won't make her like yuh if she doesn't like yuh

Remember what God said, all is vanity.. Let ur mind focus on eternal salvation... There, u can get any gurl u want...

Cutehector:
Remember what God said, all is vanity.. Let ur mind focus on eternal salvation... There, u can get any gurl u want...

We don't talk about getting girls over here in Heaven.

guente02:
We don't talk about getting girls over here in Heaven.

so there is wifi in heaven ryt? Whch network una dey use for heaven thr?

Cutehector:
Remember what God said, all is vanity.. Let ur mind focus on eternal salvation... There, u can get any gurl u want...

I suspect u has one of the boko boys that has been radicalised with the mentality of pussy in heaven

dangerous01:
I suspect u has one of the boko boys that has been radicalised with the mentality of pussy in heaven

Lol help me ask him

If im not mistaken the Christian view is that there are no sexual relations to be had in Heaven

while in the Islamic view husbands and wives will be reunited there

Cutehector:
so there is wifi in heaven ryt? Whch network una dey use for heaven thr?

We use a kind of radio transmission spectrum not deciphered by canal humans. Rest your case dude. We're holistic beings over here not time for girls.

dangerous01:
I suspect u has one of the boko boys that has been radicalised with the mentality of pussy in heaven

trust me, dr is plenty of enjoyment in heaven