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Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 6:21pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Yu would av written Neymar or even Suarez nau olodo. U see y I need to slap ur head off ur neck, ur neck off ur body nd ur body off d street cheesy
Ohya tel me re u 2face ni? U re not even happy u scored d goal @ once, u re not escaping this ooh if possible I will hold ur trousers til I push those babies out nd if d pain is too much get ready to be bitten everywhere tongue
cheesy cheesy kiss kiss
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 6:23pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol see this 1, u re d 1 that needs those prayers more tongue
Hiannnnn!!!
We both know u can't do without me lashing u. wink
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 6:27pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Me ke? Y re u lying like this, me that kinglekan locked me insyd d house with him. He will soon go to work, wen he leaves u can come cheesy

Twas cold ehn

Ehennnn deedy so dis is wah u have been up to since I went to wrk? undecided

I weee surely deal with u for dis. Where is my food oooo, cos hungry yaf finish me.
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 6:30pm On Jul 22, 2015
Orijin101:
Lolz, aw far na? Make we meet for backyard?grin
Ogun lo ma pa eeee, na my Mhizdeedy u wan go meet for backyard abi?
Ko ni da fun eee!!
Eleribu!! Osinwin!! Omale jati jati!!!
EEEdiotttttt!!! angry
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 6:31pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Backyard ke? Mba ooh. U just climb d stairs nd go up, wen u get upstairs u will ask d ppl living der where king.lekan's hwse is, den u will be directed back downstairs, wen u get downstairs, u will see Mr landlord then he will show u d flat. Just walk insyd d room u will see me dere with wrapper cheesy

U berra be fast before ki.nglekan gets back home from d construction site, cus today he won't stay too long sinx he has carried enof cement yesterday grin
angry angry angry
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 6:33pm On Jul 22, 2015
cutieberie1:
Am not fine and am on talk strike with u
Cutie wah did I do nahh. sad sad
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Ogun lo ma pa eeee, na my Mhizdeedy u wan go meet for backyard abi?

Ko ni da fun eee!!

Eleribu!! Osinwin!! Omale jati jati!!!

EEEdiotttttt!!! angry


Ah! Weyrey ree ooooooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Ehennnn deedy so dis is wah u have been up to since I went to wrk? undecided

I weee surely deal with u for dis. Where is my food oooo, cos hungry yaf finish me.
Lol ah! U re back? Welcome dear, ayam just cmin back from market ni ooh. Wait lemme quickly goan cook for u. While waiting ehn, u can drink garri
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:
angry angry angry
Ah warris that? Ah! Who typed these? Na wa for that person ooh, d person wants to destroy our home. Choi ppl re wicked ooooh, y d face nau abi re u thinking I was d 1 that wrote it? So u don't even trust me? cheesy
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 8:51pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol ah! U re back? Welcome dear, ayam just cmin back from market ni ooh. Wait lemme quickly goan cook for u. While waiting ehn, u can drink garri

Food neva done ehnnnnn!!! undecided

Wetin u dey cook since sef??
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 8:56pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Ah warris that? Ah! Who typed these? Na wa for that person ooh, d person wants to destroy our home. Choi ppl re wicked ooooh, y d face nau abi re u thinking I was d 1 that wrote it? So u don't even trust me? cheesy

That's how u wee be misbehaving and playing away match wen am not at home.

Onisekuse!! Omokomo!! undecided angry

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Food neva done ehnnnnn!!! undecided

Wetin u dey cook since sef??
Wait nau,,,m still cooking
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

That's how u wee be misbehaving and playing away match wen am not at home.

Onisekuse!! Omokomo!! undecided angry

Ah! Is it me u re insulting like this? In fact ayam done, I am divorcing u asap. I don't want again
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:16pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Wait nau,,,m still cooking
U are still cooking ehhnnnn!!!
Na camel u dey cook? angry
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:18pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Ah! Is it me u re insulting like this? In fact ayam done, I am divorcing u asap. I don't want again

Ah ahhh!!

Deedy sugar, my tasty time, my sweet potato, don't leave me naaaa. sad sad
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

U are still cooking ehhnnnn!!!

Na camel u dey cook? angry
No ooh na human being head mtchewwww
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:26pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
No ooh na human being head mtchewwww
Deedy wah have I done to u naaa? sad sad
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Ah ahhh!!

Deedy sugar, my tasty time, my sweet potato, don't leave me naaaa. sad sad
U Berra go away ooh, that's how u wil be insulting smbdy nd u wil nau be begging me again. Ayam nuh greeing cheesy
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:32pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
U Berra go away ooh, that's how u wil be insulting smbdy nd u wil nau be begging me again. Ayam nuh greeing cheesy

Deedy honey sowi naaa sad sad

Its hunger dt was affecting my brain naaaaa.

Ayam sowii naaaaaa!
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Deedy wah have I done to u naaa? sad sad
Lol grin
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Deedy honey sowi naaa sad sad

Its hunger dt was affecting my brain naaaaa.

Ayam sowii naaaaaa!
Lol it better affect it very well. I wil forgive u nly if u agree that whatever I do, u wil av to accept it like that
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol grin
U r showing me ooooo. sad sad
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol it better affect it very well. I wil forgive u nly if u agree that whatever I do, u wil av to accept it like that

Is not fair oooo!! Why do u wnt to put me in a tight corner? sad
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Is not fair oooo!! Why do u wnt to put me in a tight corner? sad
U av to ooh sweeri, # rubs his bald head nd pot belly
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

U r showing me ooooo. sad sad
Showing u want?
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by wristbangle: 10:10pm On Jul 22, 2015
[quote author=Orijin101 post=36129487][/quote]Lmao. On point bro. I don't want sex! grin grin


Excellent write up bro.
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:12pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
U av to ooh sweeri, # rubs his bald head nd pot belly
Nne kip rubbing it, its sweeting me oooo. smiley
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

Nne kip rubbing it, its sweeting me oooo. smiley
#still rubbing it. Dim I need money for foodstuffs nd mysef
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:21pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
#still rubbing it. Dim I need money for foodstuffs nd mysef

*clears face* baby u too like money, was it not yesterday I gv u money for ursef, so u can look tantalizing for me.
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jul 22, 2015
kinglekan:

*clears face* baby u too like money, was it not yesterday I gv u money for ursef, so u can look tantalizing for me.
Lol ah! I did nt tel u what happnd? Ur younger bro came today now nd u wernt @ home so he said he urgently needs some money, that some guys re threatening him nd if I do not help him dy wil finish him. So I had to give him all d money u gave me nau
Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by kinglekan: 10:54pm On Jul 22, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol ah! I did nt tel u what happnd? Ur younger bro came today now nd u wernt @ home so he said he urgently needs some money, that some guys re threatening him nd if I do not help him dy wil finish him. So I had to give him all d money u gave me nau

Re: 5 Statements Guys Don't Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2015
[quote author=kinglekan post=36170528][/quote]Lol what nau
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