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Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by janzguy: 8:41am On Dec 05, 2015
Guys, I’m sure you can’t deny that
you hate some of these statements whenever you hear it from your girlfriend. I know Some of these statements has led to so many break up or serious fight between couples. Especially, if your girlfriend is one stubborn type. Some of the statements, includes.

1. BABY, AM BROKE:

Lol! We don’t like to hear this at all, as you all know ladies do task guys whenever they need to change their make-up kits, wardrobe, hairstyle and other annoying things. Some ladies don’t wanna hear “No” for an answer, they are less concerned about the financial situation of the dude, they just ask as if the guy is their father’s investment company and it’s time to start enjoying the benefits of the investment. Smh!!!?


2. I DIDN'T SEE MY PERIOD, AM PREGNANT:

Some guys are funny, if you know you are not ready to become a father why didn’t you use condom? You want to do flesh to flesh. Especially guys who are still depending on their parents or ones who are independent but not ready for marriages do get angry whenever they hear that statement, they become so nervous. ?


3 JUST WAIT TILL OUR WEDDING NIGHT:

Despite the fact that this statement is biblical, some of us guys still don’t even want to mistakenly hear it from our babe. Wedding what? Who will wait till then? Guys of these days want s*x on their first date, if possible. But to be sincere tho, you body is the temple of the lord, it’s better you apply wisdom. Wait till wedding night guys?


4. AM ON MY PERIOD/MENSTRUATION:

Especially when you’re extremely Hot, sweating and she said this statement, you can almost abuse her.
This happens a lot, guys will begin to beg, they don’t even care about her period. Even though some ladies just love using it to punish guys.


5 YOU ARE NOT GOOD IN BED/YOU DON'T LAST LONG , WTF?

This is the worst ever, you will be totally ashamed, you will feel terrible. This statement is a punch on the jaw for guys. The girl must be silly, honestly, guys just don’t like it. How can you say that to a your man? This has made so many guys use sexual booster/drugs to punish the girl. After you Pour, sweating, breathing heavily and the next thing she said is “Baby, you’re not good in bed” Damn!!!


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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 8:44am On Dec 05, 2015
Hahahhaha.. I so detest number one....... Especially wen i am not her husband!

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by mizquote(f): 8:44am On Dec 05, 2015
they should jump into a lagoon if they don't want to hear those.
who cares?
not me.

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 8:46am On Dec 05, 2015
The #5 tho... grin is it bad to be honest?

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 8:48am On Dec 05, 2015

baby I'm broke!

na ur papa I be?

Baby go & drink garri & beans.

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 8:49am On Dec 05, 2015
Not again!

[size=15pt] Please, there's a difference between "am" and "I'm"[/size]

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 8:49am On Dec 05, 2015
KashyBaby:
The #5 tho... grin is it bad to be honest?
babe you aint good in bed.. That sounds like, i sleep with a lot of guys and you aint any way betta dan dem cheesy

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 05, 2015
The funny thing about #4 is that even (some) ladies crave sex more on their period. It could be hormonal. Anyway, I've heard it's much better when everything is red hot, just messier wink cheesy grin

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by bloomstar: 8:53am On Dec 05, 2015
Android too dey do over Sabi... I wanted to say "nice pics" but my phone auto spell checker correct am to "nice pig" and because the girl fat, she Just block me Without waiting for explanation

maaaa music on de way though!

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 05, 2015
Cutehector:
babe you aint good in bed.. That sounds like, i sleep with a lot of guys and you aint any way betta dan dem cheesy


Lol...nope that's not exactly the main point, Boss...generally, a lot of women are not happy with their partner coz the lack of intimacy and a lot of men don't engage in f0replay..
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 05, 2015
That number one is just soo annoying, its even more annoying when its coming from a guy angry

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 8:59am On Dec 05, 2015
KashyBaby:



Lol...nope that's not exactly the main point, Boss...generally, a lot of women are not happy with their partner coz the lack of intimacy and a lot of men don't engage in pre-intimacy..
i just dont get to understand why a lot of men dont engage in pre-intimacy... Maybe i am missing the point.. Even porn stars engage in pre-intimacy before sex... Ok pls enlighten me, what acts are really covered in pre-intimacy?
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 8:59am On Dec 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:
The funny thing about #4 is that even (some) ladies crave sex more on their period. It could be hormonal. Anyway, I've heard it's much better when everything is red hot, just messier wink cheesy grin

It can be quite messy and U gotta worry abt the sheets
Its less messier when done in the shower/bathtub with warm running water etc

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by calculator123(m): 9:01am On Dec 05, 2015
that no 5. is demoralizing.choi.op nice straight to fp.
cc lalasticlacla,ishilove,,,,,,
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:05am On Dec 05, 2015
Cutehector:
i just dont get to understand why a lot of men dont engage in pre-intimacy... Maybe i am missing the point.. Even porn stars engage in pre-intimacy before sex... Ok pls enlighten me, what acts are really covered in pre-intimacy?


Lol grin now scratching my head, the Big Boss is asking tongue
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by donholy28(m): 9:06am On Dec 05, 2015
Number 2 fit cause heart attack

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 9:06am On Dec 05, 2015
KashyBaby:



Lol grin now scratching my head, the Big Boss is asking tongue
lol like seriously, i wana knw... Ok just tell me what u think covers pre-intimacy.. I'm serious
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:15am On Dec 05, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


It can be quite messy and U gotta worry abt the sheets
Its less messier when done in the shower/bathtub with warm running water etc

Freak detected! How do you know all this?

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by joseph1832(m): 9:19am On Dec 05, 2015
KashyBaby:
The #5 tho... grin is it bad to be honest?
I'll have you know that in Nigeria today, honesty is now a vice. So being honest means you're doing something wrong.

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 9:37am On Dec 05, 2015
joseph1832:
I'll have you know that in Nigeria today, honesty is now a vice. So being honest means you're doing something wrong.

Lol.... grin

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by icym241: 10:03am On Dec 05, 2015
Cutehector:
Hahahhaha.. I so detest number one....... Especially wen i am not her husband!

greedy boy
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 10:05am On Dec 05, 2015
icym241:


greedy boy
i am not greedy... I was shocked wen a lady confessed to me she only wanted to test me when i asked her why did she ask me for a favor

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by icym241: 10:09am On Dec 05, 2015
Cutehector:
i am not greedy... I was shocked wen a lady confessed to me she only wanted to test me when i asked her why did she ask me for a favor

lolz testing......testing......
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 10:10am On Dec 05, 2015
icym241:


lolz testing......testing......
u guys do dat.. Dnt u?
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by NinaNigeria(f): 10:19am On Dec 05, 2015
Chai it seems nairaland men r always complaining. Is de anything good dat ever comes from u guys besides complains? Funny enough ppl always think dat woman r de ones who complain, bt nl guys! Hai nooo, u guys r worse

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by icym241: 10:23am On Dec 05, 2015
Cutehector:
u guys do dat.. Dnt u?

i used to that was then but now e go hard o for me to tell a guy am broke it's better i tell him this is the amount i want and your giving me
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by 7footre(m): 10:29am On Dec 05, 2015
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:41am On Dec 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Freak detected! How do you know all this?

Hear me out!
She was away for about 6 months we were both celibate during that period
and the day we finally meet is the day the bleeding started. And we only had about 48hours before she went away for another say 3 months
what were we supposed to do wink

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 05, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Hear me out!
She was away for about 6 months we were both celibate during that period
and the day we finally meet is the day the bleeding started. And we only had about 48hours before she went away for another say 3 months
what were we supposed to do wink

Hehehe. So is it true what they say? That it feels better
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:49am On Dec 05, 2015
cool give the OP a bottle of vodka. No 1 is so annoying. Much respect to the ladies out there who are not "I never chop" and are self dependent.

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Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Cutehector(m): 10:49am On Dec 05, 2015
icym241:



i used to that was then but now e go hard o for me to tell a guy am broke
it's better i tell him this is the amount i want and your giving me
hahahahahahahhahaha... grin cheesy cheesy cheesy from frying pan to fire.... grin.. I like u
Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by Nobody: 10:53am On Dec 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Hehehe. So is it true what they say? That it feels better

Naah it didn't
but it was better than no sex
oh and it gave us something to giggle about afterwards...... helped strengthen the bond wink

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