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Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.loooool
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Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
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MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

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Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
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.
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MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

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Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots

Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.loooool.looks like some people are already angered
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots

Mavor:
Bro you have a point, this $hit works both ways. But the fact still remains that most of these small girls add no value whatsoever to a man's life. They are only in it for what they stand to gain (material-wise). Nothing more. In all honesty, 9ja guys are mostly to blame. Na dem don spoil dem.

butanep:
am better...
How has your day been?

Hope you are doing cool?

Neemcie:
Op is right....
But I'm proudly an exception to that.

oyin50:
In all honestly, Nigerian men partly caused the excessive quest for materialistic gains from women. In my opinion they spend foolishly and extravagantly. A secured confident man should not spend lavishly to get attention. Piece of advise

flickers72:
Man you're spot on,I have been chatting with a girl from Nigeria over 3 years now.Is damn boring and the abbreviations are out of control,most times I hardly get what she's all about,even though I'm a Nigerian but has left Nigeria for long.Most times I write how was your day the next thing is kk,I'm like what's that?She'll reply I'm fine and that's it like 10 minutes she'll write me back asking ARE YOU STILL THERE?I'm like yea, she'll reply kk .It came to the point I got fed up and asked her don't you know how to communicate,her reply,I having nothing to say.After couple of months she wrote me,hello sweetie,I was like what's happening she's calling me sweetie,I replied and she sarted asking,how I'm I and all that I said I'm good and I was like good job you've changed,guess what happened after couple of chats, my phone is bad that was why I couldn't chat,can you send me any phone even if is galaxy S5,I was like oh yeah.Deleted her

devonpaul:
they add o, they satisfy our konji.. Konji dey make person swell up o.. asides that, they are good for nothing and i think thats why most guys treat dem as such once their is a Volcanic eruption of d spermatozoa from d males edifice into the females Vagina or into d rubber alternative.. the truth is most guys just wanna CUM dazzall, we dont really love except we d mature ones

oyin50:
In all honestly, Nigerian men partly caused the excessive quest for materialistic gains from women. In my opinion they spend foolishly and extravagantly. A secured confident man should not spend lavishly to get attention. Piece of advise

Jascon4:
How are you faring today, Oyin?

oyin50:
I'm doing well, thanks for asking.

suzzy16:
I'm somehow tired here,thank u sha

oyin50:
In all honestly, Nigerian men partly caused the excessive quest for materialistic gains from women. In my opinion they spend foolishly and extravagantly. A secured confident man should not spend lavishly to get attention. Piece of advise

butanep:
eyyyaaa... sorry about it

Wish am there with you...

suzzy16:
why here with me,lol

Jascon4:
So one can have a good conversation with you

devonpaul:
nigga, berra dont have dz typa name and be chatting with my sister.. u;ll be deleted faster than d speed of light by me gon gon

aydriano:
I'v read alot of comments here, sum got me cracked up, odaz got me tinkn oh yeah so true, had me reminiscing... bt in all a lot of gud points... nw one said u hv to show interest u dnt jst jump in and say tell me abt urself.. wetin u wan ask am again, note dat ur talkn to a relative stranger, so i shld start complimentn ha pix or wat... truth is u try to ask open ended questnz and it turnz out to start soundn lyk an interview... coupled wut d fact dat most of our galz are nt informed, they dnt knw watz goin on around them hence d convo becumz stale, they dnt read.. all they knw is gossip.. u find awt dat they cant provide intelligent stimulatn conversationz... take for xample u go thru a galz profile.. u luk at ha status.. more dan 80% dnt even knw wat they writing or y they writn it.. u ask dem abt it and u receive dumb answers... simply open ended questnz like wat did u do 2day or hw was ur day lyk is met wit replies notin, nawtin.... seriously..... i jst tink our ladies scratch dat i mean galz do not hv layers they are d majority of dem shallow... i stay far away frm chattn diz days jst doesnt seem worth it.

Neemcie:
Zactly

Neemcie:
Zactly

Neemcie:
Ayaa ..... Sorry about your unlucky conversations....... But seriously, u need not to generalize

Jascon4:
How do we blaze the trail?

Neemcie:
Anyhow u deem fit

aydriano:
@neemcie is nt generalising or abt bin unlucky in my conversationz i'd rather say they d galz are d unlucky ones... am an awesome guy i checkd so stop jumpn to conclusions i jst call it lyk i c it... no nid to b sorry for me b sorry for d future of nigerian womanhood... its bleak

Jascon4:
I love the sound of that. Where are u domiciled?

snakebeat:
Op is the emboldened an abbreviation for 5naira? Lolx....

U're right though, in as much as I knw considerable number of nigerian ladies really don't know when & how to use acronyms & shorts, which makes chatting with them Less enjoyable, guys should also try to discern when these ladies are giving them ignoring signals. What do u expect when u slobber over sb, mono-words can result from lack of interest ya knw.

Nice write up....

FestacGirl:
i barely know you, i don't know what you believe you should know Call me Annabelle i love chilling out,and doing interesting stuffs I am fucking crazy. But I am free

Mznaett:
Are u really intending a joke or an insult to Naija ladies?




Instead of u guyz 2be proud of what u have mtcheew

lol


Abeg make una go use dat rope 4 una back yard tie una neck jor if d tin pain una like dat mtcheew

Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots

beautifullll1:
I'm ashamed of the fact that op generalised Nigerian girls when he haS not had a chat with me just yet.......