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1. NOTHING
It is something. It is definitely something and you had better figure it out real quick.

2. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS
A better translation would be “Do you think I’m ugly?” and the answer is categorically “no”.

3. GO AHEAD
Do not misconstrue this as permission. In fact, it’s more of a dare. Actually, its always a dare. Don’t do it.

5. YES
In most cases this also means no. There are exceptions but they are very hard to distinguish.

6. MAYBE
Still no.

7. IT WOULD BE NICE IF....
Everything following the “if” is meant to be interpreted as an unconditional order.

8. FINE
This means the argument is over and you lost.

9. IT'S OKAY
It’s never okay. This only means that she needs some time to figure out your punishment.

10. IT'S UP TO YOU
If you think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken. A much better translation would be “It’s up to you…to select the right choice which I know but I am not going to tell you because you should know.”

11. *Loud sigh*
You might not think so, but this is actually a word and it can roughly be translated as “I can’t believe I have to stand here and put up with your stupidity”.

12. 5 MINUTES
This depends on context. If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes. As in “why are you watching TV right now when you should be doing something productive?”

13. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
This means she has told you to do something (possibly more than once) and she is now going to do it herself.

14. WE CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT
In most cases this means “You had better choose my favorite restaurant”.

15. WE NEED TO TALK
You’re dead.

16. DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW?
Also not a question. It means stop doing what you’re doing and prepare for further orders.

17. I'M NOT UPSET
She’s upset

18. WE NEED…
She wants…

19. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you.

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Nice research.Good one

Cadamlk:
Nice research.Good one

Thanks

In a pre-straffing scenario
Guy smooching the gal with dexterity and skills)
Gal: stop now! Stop now!

My bro no stop ooh. That "stop now" means continue or don't stop.

naso

Hahaha....

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Choi....women sha.

Xiadnat:
Hahaha....

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Choi....women sha.

U can't just understand dem

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
In a pre-straffing scenario
Guy smooching the gal with dexterity and skills)
Gal: stop now! Stop now!

My bro no stop ooh. That "stop now" means continue or don't stop.

Na so my broda