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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by iamtomi(f): 1:17am On Aug 14, 2015

vislabraye:
Chai. My fellow gender don suffer. I remember when I was serving. There was this particular guy, a set above us that was toasting a fellow corper.
Every blessed day he'll be buying her bread and egg for breakfast and a cartoon of indomie once a week.

lol..his own is still better...dem no give am cloth wash..

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by faith551(m): 1:20am On Aug 14, 2015

Lol, see them girls running em mouth, guys don hear am for this life.

The truth is that we that put up the "I don't care" attitude get to be hated and become their gossiping topic.

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by faith551(m): 1:30am On Aug 14, 2015

shut:
That's what happens when you don't take the initial NO answer, so she'll have no choice than to frustrate you.

Who's fault? Nah! Not hers

So is a lady expected to give an affirmative answer immediately?

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Nobody: 1:47am On Aug 14, 2015

iamtomi:
lol..his own is still better...dem no give am cloth wash..

I can only wash my wife undies.

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by ojnnaco(m): 2:15am On Aug 14, 2015

EroticAngelina:
nt every gal opens leg for guys.

if u dnt open legs what den do u open? for sure there must be one guy dat u do open it for willingly

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by lagcity(m): 2:42am On Aug 14, 2015

U fell into canal? grin

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Edusouls(m): 3:35am On Aug 14, 2015

adeh39:

*Modified

Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

look at you hungry and proud niger girl, even if u agree in the wooing, what value will u add to his life, not if to always demand, nagg and display sick and filthy characters that will put the guy to misery, you girls have absolutely nothing to offer,just like painted empty drum barrels...niger girls na chaff.

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Edusouls(m): 3:43am On Aug 14, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lmao hahhahahaahaaa guys wil always be guys, when these set of ladies show u red-light, u wil just leave them alone nd move on. I remembered wen I was going out like that nd I was drenched, shivering nd in a haste to get home quick. Then a guy walked up to me nd was just saying things I could hardly comprehend, I mean who will woo a lady in that condition? then he was like 'hey beautiful! What's up? I said m fine Obviously' who in his right senses woo a lady in that condition?' I kept on walking, the rain had reduced a bit, then he continued ' u re so beautiful, even with d rain that fell u re still glowing' nd he continued his gibberish then I faced him with anger nd said ' cant u see drenched, who in his right senses will woo a lady like this nd he was like he's sorry but I can come nd stay at his place till d rain stop. I just hissed nd left his side

Seriously that is annoying, guys shld really know wen to approach ladies, u can't see a lady frowning or hurrying to get smwer quickly then u think of wooing her. Y some guys will act so docile just to win a lady's heart nd ends up being ridiculed nd magalized., U can't win a lady's heart like that, if she shows u a red light or pretends to like u just run or u end up being her handbag, money bag, mumu bag nd frustration bag( any small thing u do she will shout nd pour her frustration on u knowing u wil just beg her then get her something later)

look at black and proud and foolish monkey naija girl, the rain beat your senses out, thats why u cant be polite to this guy, and as it is now you dont even have a boyfriend,cos u have pursued them away with ur harsh and smelling karacters, and at worst u may be one ugly bitch like a baboon..

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Edusouls(m): 3:50am On Aug 14, 2015

EroticAngelina:
hey, ur way over exaggerating this whole thing

we have to do some of them to show guys we aren't cheap. so u want us to accept and open leg for every guy that tells us 'ur beautiful'?? pls they should endure, cos they aren't the only toasters we deal with daily!!!

a girl's gotta do wat a girl's gotta do

wait o... how will u tell a guy to wash ur undies see madness.

fasting haba!!!!!!! this unnecessary addition no good o. op

shut up runs girl, of course i know u wont open ur legs to every guy that says u re beautiful,but when rich and married old aristos say so with money,the smelling punny will be opened at will, u niger girls are total wash out...

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Edusouls(m): 3:53am On Aug 14, 2015

starlingslimnet:
Ladies are overrated species

i dy tell you brother, very overatted...they are too low to be called human beings..

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Edusouls(m): 4:02am On Aug 14, 2015

Jollyjoy:
Op are you kidding mean?? You mean there are guys who still fall maga even when the sign is crystal clear??

Some guys are just so dumb abeg!

see the kind of filty language u re using, what is maga?this has shown what u re, a cheap, empty and very poor runs girl without focus or vision, u dead walking girls after years of baaad life and wicked ways, then u run to church looking for husbands that come from where? Maybe fall from the sky..that time u see that you re the real cursed magas...baboon...

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Edusouls(m): 4:13am On Aug 14, 2015

nigerian girls are just the same as a wild squirrel roaming without vision and focus,their brains are just like inflated tires, meaning if i just puncture air leaks out,no brains at all, i wonder how they reason? Like people that eat food from the ear..men have all run away from these beautiful, but very nasty zombies..look around now and see them wasting away, no man desires to marry them again, because their greedy and wicked ways have brought upon an irreversable curse on them...sorry nigerian girls...

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Nobody: 4:27am On Aug 14, 2015

adeh39:

*Modified

Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

Attention Seeker!!!!!! I ASK U huh

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by NarnieSnyper(m): 4:35am On Aug 14, 2015

Who is this frustrated being na. So because u tried wooing some random lady with ur lame-nerdy pickup line and she rejected ur advance,now she's filthy,eh? I guess that's the same way ur sister is, just as filthy as the rest of 'em

u better use ur head oo. We dnt need this bull from retards/rejects like u

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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Adunbi2(m): 4:46am On Aug 14, 2015

adeh39:

*Modified

Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

better change now

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by jammydoo: 6:05am On Aug 14, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Ladies genuflect while gentlemen bow.

TheSonOfMark:

Ladies genuflect while gentlemen bow.

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by daey118(m): 6:05am On Aug 14, 2015

EroticAngelina:
nt every gal opens leg for guys.

some na mouth ....well. It depends on the angle the guy is taking it from tho.

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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by debuscket(m): 6:18am On Aug 14, 2015

All these ones na for guys wey dey learn work

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by olutunde12(m): 6:20am On Aug 14, 2015

I am becoming very sick of this forum- Nairaland. It was not like this some years go. We now have many unemployed and angry men vexing their anger on every one who cares to post something. Even people who can give birth to some of them. These ladies have not said anything to deserve the barrage of insult and abuses!

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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by adedam23(m): 7:03am On Aug 14, 2015

adeh39:

*Modified

Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

i laf in german tongue 4 u, m evn smh 4 u on dah no.5. Na because say most guys no b lyk me o

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by humilitypays(m): 7:17am On Aug 14, 2015

wristbangle:
Approaching some ladies can be likened to walking into a lion's den because of the maltreatment guys receive from them.

The way some Nigerian ladies treat their toasters is worse to beating a hardened criminal and as a result, guys have pad lock their feelings for them or conclude to date ladies from western culture.

Therefore, let's take a look on ways Nigerian ladies maltreat their toasters.

1. They stylishly use them to do house chores

During my NYSC program, there was a lady in my lodge who pretended as if she loved this guy. The guy who is in lust washed her undies, dirty kitchen utensils and atimes loose her braid hairs as if he was under a powerful spell. After using him like a depreciated tractor, she married the love of her life few months after the end of the program. This is a terrible act some Nigerian ladies abduct till date to treat their toasters harshly.

2. They turn them to ATM machine

This is a common practice ladies use to scorn toasters harshly. They turn toasters to "mega magas" by telling them to cater for their financial needs. After milking his pocket dry, they look for the next unlucky dude to feast on.

3. They ridicule him in public as if he is a pervert

I have lost counts on occasion in public where ladies slapped, bullied and bashed guys simply because he approached them for love. The fact that he is looking tattered or un serious doesn't mean he should be treated with disdain. I am sure sonofananimal1 has experienced such wicked act before.

4. They ask him to go on 2 months fasting

This act is very common in churches where sisters in the lord tell a brother who wants to woo them to embark on 2 months fasting in order to hear from God. Even Jesus Christ did not fast up to that period and I count such as a wicked act to treat toasters.

5. They ignore him as if he is a statue

I remembered approaching a beautiful lady in order to woo her. I was stylishly disgraced by her as she ignored me like a statue standing in front of her. Adding salt to injury after leaving her sight, I was in a state of discombobulation where I fell into the nearby canal.

6. They are cold when chatting or on a date with them

Some Nigerian ladies exhibit ridiculous characters that can make a sane man to become a lunatic over night. They replied chats with monosyllabic replies and keep quiet like cemetery ground when on a date with their toasters.

7. They display red signals to toasters by flaunting fake boyfriend picture or deceitful relationship status

Nigerian ladies have a funny way to treat guys harshly by updating their dp or pm with a cute dude who is not their boyfriend or state their relationship status as "married or engaged". Some who are "lord of the rings" flaunt their fake engagement rings to toasters.

8. They overdo "hard to get" character

Some Nigerian ladies are so confused that they place guys on the fence of their heart. They won't say "YES or NO" to him but when they need something important (either financial or moral help), they become lively but when everything is okay, they become moody.

And these are some of the reasons why guys will never stop breaking women's hearts.

Every man, including that your boyfriend/fiancee/husband/crush/hottest man must have experienced this in the hand of one lady or the other, and at the end you don't expect nature to balance things by making women to experience the heartbreak and humiliation men experience just to get them to accept their friendship?

So dear ladies, please when that guy or man you truly love and dying for dumps you or breaks your heart, pls don't cry wolf, just accept your fate and move on, knowing that you yourself must have hurt and broke some guys' heart knowingly or unknowingly.

Life is somehow fair sha; treat others like trash, and love one person with all your heart...and watch nature cause that one person u love to treat u like trash someday, so u can know how it feels to hurt others.

No matter the situation u find yourself in life, always strive to treat others fairly & avoid hurting people directly or indirectly if u don't want nature to bring hurt to your life

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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by humilitypays(m): 7:28am On Aug 14, 2015

adeh39:

*Modified

Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

You shouldn't be proud of treating innocent guys who are only trying to appreciate you by having the courage to walk up to u to ask for your hand in friendship.

In case u don't know, its not an easy decision for any man to make, so no matter the situation appreciate any guy who makes that hard decision of trying to woo you by treating him with politeness.

But if u insist that u will keep treating some guys u admire with respect while treating the ones u don't like trash, mark my words today, that very guy u love or one of those guys u admire will treat u like trash someday in life.

It might be that your darling husband when u get married; its natural.

Note: I am not saying u should say yes to every guy that approaches u, but there are honourable/polite ways of treating men that approach u; always remember that those guys are also humans with feelings and emotions like u.

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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by DanielGb(m): 7:36am On Aug 14, 2015

wristbangle:
Approaching some ladies can be likened to walking into a lion's den because of the maltreatment guys receive from them.

The way some Nigerian ladies treat their toasters is worse to beating a hardened criminal and as a result, guys have pad lock their feelings for them or conclude to date ladies from western culture.

Therefore, let's take a look on ways Nigerian ladies maltreat their toasters.

1. They stylishly use them to do house chores

During my NYSC program, there was a lady in my lodge who pretended as if she loved this guy. The guy who is in lust washed her undies, dirty kitchen utensils and atimes loose her braid hairs as if he was under a powerful spell. After using him like a depreciated tractor, she married the love of her life few months after the end of the program. This is a terrible act some Nigerian ladies abduct till date to treat their toasters harshly.

2. They turn them to ATM machine

This is a common practice ladies use to scorn toasters harshly. They turn toasters to "mega magas" by telling them to cater for their financial needs. After milking his pocket dry, they look for the next unlucky dude to feast on.

3. They ridicule him in public as if he is a pervert

I have lost counts on occasion in public where ladies slapped, bullied and bashed guys simply because he approached them for love. The fact that he is looking tattered or un serious doesn't mean he should be treated with disdain. I am sure sonofananimal1 has experienced such wicked act before.

4. They ask him to go on 2 months fasting

This act is very common in churches where sisters in the lord tell a brother who wants to woo them to embark on 2 months fasting in order to hear from God. Even Jesus Christ did not fast up to that period and I count such as a wicked act to treat toasters.

5. They ignore him as if he is a statue

I remembered approaching a beautiful lady in order to woo her. I was stylishly disgraced by her as she ignored me like a statue standing in front of her. Adding salt to injury after leaving her sight, I was in a state of discombobulation where I fell into the nearby canal.

6. They are cold when chatting or on a date with them

Some Nigerian ladies exhibit ridiculous characters that can make a sane man to become a lunatic over night. They replied chats with monosyllabic replies and keep quiet like cemetery ground when on a date with their toasters.

7. They display red signals to toasters by flaunting fake boyfriend picture or deceitful relationship status

Nigerian ladies have a funny way to treat guys harshly by updating their dp or pm with a cute dude who is not their boyfriend or state their relationship status as "married or engaged". Some who are "lord of the rings" flaunt their fake engagement rings to toasters.

8. They overdo "hard to get" character

Some Nigerian ladies are so confused that they place guys on the fence of their heart. They won't say "YES or NO" to him but when they need something important (either financial or moral help), they become lively but when everything is okay, they become moody.

OP Lacks confidence. Coined from your examples.
Ur list happens but y wil i fall inside a canal because of a lady. Not me. Ladies are Human stop reading jargons that says 'Ladies are Special'. Threat them like they are normal people you see around and they will calm down with you.

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Lanretoye(m): 7:37am On Aug 14, 2015

EroticAngelina:
nt every gal opens leg for guys.

I agree with you, some opens for candles, sticks, and unripe plantains...even cocumba

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by streetzdreamz(m): 7:55am On Aug 14, 2015

Funny thing have never experienced any of this actions from ladies,I salute the guys who goes around wooing and toasting ladies,its just so off for me,most ladies are annoying in a very stupid way,without knowing your true intentions they act all guarded up like an agitated feline,asked one of my female friends why they over do things atimes and she was like,cuz dey don't wanna appear cheap,just smiled and told her there is nothing called dignity for ladies this days,that even the ladies are aware of it hence they doing all dey can to solicit for a lil respect from prospective guys dat comes their ways,its not until u act all gaudy before a guy knows ur makeup,all in d name of forming most ladies have lost their ideal man,lil wonder dey end up with useless men who aint worthy of untying dia shoe laces,blaming everything on the unfairnes of life rada on their silly fish brains.

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Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by tmlewin13(m): 7:56am On Aug 14, 2015

This is very common among girls a lot and immediately I notice you not in a good mood or you fall in this category of ladies...then,I drop you off lyk piece of shit. I don't take craps from ladies. I trust moiself anyway...no girl I repeat no girl will ever try to treat me like a piece of tissue....ama King in ma own lane, so no one dare treat me like a slave#lobatan

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by Bruno3000(m): 8:05am On Aug 14, 2015

400billionman:
What if he offered you an umbrella ?

she wont still gerrit. Naija ladies are hardly romantic but love romantic movies.

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by AlienStar: 8:08am On Aug 14, 2015

olutunde12:
Sometimes ago 'my friend' saw one girl at Sapon, Abeokuta and follow am. The girl went to drop her cloth for her taylor. 'my friend' waited and followed her as soon as she came out of the shop. 'He' started downloading and that one just de waka like no be person they talk. The girl crossed that very wide road to the other side, 'he' still deh follow, na i'm the gal branch one shop and said ' Femi, Femi, you need to follow me home to shield me from this guy'. 'My' embarassed 'friend' turned and followed another road. So gals which of the rules has 'he' broken?

hehehe d gal wicked no b small, d embrassment too much......R u sure u r nt ds 'ur frnd'

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by thamarvelz(m): 8:15am On Aug 14, 2015

They can put up all the attitude in the world for all I care, people like me dont need such stupid, thieving and broke gals.. I dont do gals, dey can jump into the lagoon for all I careThey can put up all the attitude in the world for all I care, people like me dont need such stupid, thieving and broke gals.. I dont do gals, dey can jump into the lagoon for all I careThey can put up all the attitude in the world for all I care, people like me dont need such stupid, thieving and broke gals.. I dont do gals, dey can jump into the lagoon for all I care

Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by marylandcakes: 8:16am On Aug 14, 2015

When I saw the topic, the first thing that I thought of was a bread toaster. huh

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