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Bosville:
Na woman wrapper dey experience all dis things....but seriously some guys dey fall hand.

#Seconded

EroticAngelina:
lyk serious?? dis one wey u dey shine teeth.. hmm. u sure say u no dey form am? cos I never hear of any case where girl ask guy to fast.. tor.

u neva jam white garment or mountain of fire member ..
..fasting b like hubby to dem

Maamin:
Is there anything like magazone?

mtn

Nigerian gals and their antics ar sooo annoying especially d hard to get part. Them go play hard to get until d guy go leave them for anoda lady, then u will start hearing things like "all men ar the same"," he broke my heart " etc

adeh39:


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Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

God bless u

adeh39:


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Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

thank u so much for this comment

yetunsbay:
mtn

Hahaha

U'r photogenic

adeh39:


I'm not that bad nah

asumo12:
Wristwatch

Yes

DanielGb:
OP Lacks confidence. Coined from your examples.
Ur list happens but y wil i fall inside a canal because of a lady. Not me. Ladies are Human stop reading jargons that says 'Ladies are Special'. Threat them like they are normal people you see around and they will calm down with you.

That was when men were boys bro. Not now.

jayhansome:
Nigerian gals and their antics ar sooo annoying especially d hard to get part. Them go play hard to get until d guy go leave them for anoda lady, then u will start hearing things like "all men are the same"," he broke my heart " etc

U dey mind them. In this generation of ours, I can imagine someone playing hard to get. If she is not interested! Just say NO, shikena.

vislabraye:
Chai. My fellow gender don suffer. I remember when I was serving. There was this particular guy, a set above us that was toasting a fellow corper.
Every blessed day he'll be buying her bread and egg for breakfast and a cartoon of indomie once a week.

This guy mumu don pass elastic limit oo. I wonder why some guys behave like fool.

They deserve that? LOL no women and i repeat no women likes a YES MAN!

"I am sure sonofananimal1 has experienced such wicked act before"

This quoted got me lol.
@ Topic ladies don't really know the courage it takes many dudes to walk up to them and toast.

Edusouls:
look at you hungry and proud niger girl, even if u agree in the wooing, what value will u add to his life, not if to always demand, nagg and display sick and filthy characters that will put the guy to misery, you girls have absolutely nothing to offer,just like painted empty drum barrels...niger girls na chaff.

Heeeehehe

Hey boy!.....you really got me cracking....come on, i'm not hungry....what value can a man add to my life in the first place?...was I not feeding nd clothing myself before the guy comes into my life?

Do you think all ladies are hungry?...like they care about a guy's cash?

Like I said earlier,U can't expect me not to ignore a guy when I'm not in d mood.........Okay?

Thanks

katerine7:
God bless u
thank u so much for this comment

Lol

humilitypays:
You shouldn't be proud of treating innocent guys who are only trying to appreciate you by having the courage to walk up to u to ask for your hand in friendship.

In case u don't know, its not an easy decision for any man to make, so no matter the situation appreciate any guy who makes that hard decision of trying to woo you by treating him with politeness.


But if u insist that u will keep treating some guys u admire with respect while treating the ones u don't like trash, mark my words today, that very guy u love or one of those guys u admire will treat u like trash someday in life.

It might be that your darling husband when u get married; its natural.

Note: I am not saying u should say yes to every guy that approaches u, but there are honourable/polite ways of treating men that approach u; always remember that those guys are also humans with feelings and emotions like u.

Excuse me sir.....I think you are getting me wrong...I said that, I ignore guys who try to woo me when I'm not in a good mood.....that's d best I can do....put urself in my shoes.....imagine you are in a bad mood, maybe something bad happened to you, and you are feeling very bad, do u think it's possible for you to start a conversation with a guy?....like seriously?

Do you care to think that she might be someone's else girlfriend or fiancee?

Come on.....it's time you guys think and put urself in a lady's shoes before concluding that they are bad....

About d chatting on fone issssh.....imagine you chatting with your girlfriend on whatsapp, and she's taking a long time before replying ur chats, just because she's replying another guy or guys that's wooing her? How will u feel then? Won't u feel she's disregarding you? I will definitely ignore a guy that's wooing me chat's cos of my Boyfriend.....

Please you guys should learn to respect ladies decision and stop blaming them....

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

faith551:
So is a lady expected to give an affirmative answer immediately?

Absolutely not but if she's not interested a bit,she gonna frustrate every bone of yours

adedam23:
i laf in german tongue 4 u, m evn smh 4 u on dah no.5. Na because say most guys no b lyk me o

Lol.....forget that thing joor

Adunbi2:
better change now

Lol....okay sir

Edusouls:
shut up runs girl, of course i know u wont open ur legs to every guy that says u re beautiful,but when rich and married old aristos say so with money,the smelling punny will be opened at will, u niger girls are total wash out...

do u know me bastard.

wristbangle:
Approaching some ladies can be likened to walking into a lion's den because of the maltreatment guys receive from them.

The way some Nigerian ladies treat their toasters is worse to beating a hardened criminal and as a result, guys have pad lock their feelings for them or conclude to date ladies from western culture.

Therefore, let's take a look on ways Nigerian ladies maltreat their toasters.

1. They stylishly use them to do house chores

During my NYSC program, there was a lady in my lodge who pretended as if she loved this guy. The guy who is in lust washed her undies, dirty kitchen utensils and atimes loose her braid hairs as if he was under a powerful spell. After using him like a depreciated tractor, she married the love of her life few months after the end of the program. This is a terrible act some Nigerian ladies abduct till date to treat their toasters harshly.

2. They turn them to ATM machine

This is a common practice ladies use to scorn toasters harshly. They turn toasters to "mega magas" by telling them to cater for their financial needs. After milking his pocket dry, they look for the next unlucky dude to feast on.

3. They ridicule him in public as if he is a pervert

I have lost counts on occasion in public where ladies slapped, bullied and bashed guys simply because he approached them for love. The fact that he is looking tattered or un serious doesn't mean he should be treated with disdain. I am sure sonofananimal1 has experienced such wicked act before.

4. They ask him to go on 2 months fasting

This act is very common in churches where sisters in the lord tell a brother who wants to woo them to embark on 2 months fasting in order to hear from God. Even Jesus Christ did not fast up to that period and I count such as a wicked act to treat toasters.

5. They ignore him as if he is a statue

I remembered approaching a beautiful lady in order to woo her. I was stylishly disgraced by her as she ignored me like a statue standing in front of her. Adding salt to injury after leaving her sight, I was in a state of discombobulation where I fell into the nearby canal.

6. They are cold when chatting or on a date with them

Some Nigerian ladies exhibit ridiculous characters that can make a sane man to become a lunatic over night. They replied chats with monosyllabic replies and keep quiet like cemetery ground when on a date with their toasters.

7. They display red signals to toasters by flaunting fake boyfriend picture or deceitful relationship status

Nigerian ladies have a funny way to treat guys harshly by updating their dp or pm with a cute dude who is not their boyfriend or state their relationship status as "married or engaged". Some who are "lord of the rings" flaunt their fake engagement rings to toasters.

8. They overdo "hard to get" character

Some Nigerian ladies are so confused that they place guys on the fence of their heart. They won't say "YES or NO" to him but when they need something important (either financial or moral help), they become lively but when everything is okay, they become moody.

If a lady ask me to wash her undiesI will just go and give baba for money ritual

otunsman:
I can only wash my wife undies.

oh...u can wash ur wife's undies?? na u o

[quote author=ilobasama post=36900218]You do all, no de select numbers here [/quote No sign of maturity in that

MhizDeedy:
Lmao hahhahahaahaaa guys wil always be guys, when these set of ladies show u red-light, u wil just leave them alone nd move on. I remembered wen I was going out like that nd I was drenched, shivering nd in a haste to get home quick. Then a guy walked up to me nd was just saying things I could hardly comprehend, I mean who will woo a lady in that condition? then he was like 'hey beautiful! What's up? I said m fine Obviously' who in his right senses woo a lady in that condition?' I kept on walking, the rain had reduced a bit, then he continued ' u re so beautiful, even with d rain that fell u re still glowing' nd he continued his gibberish then I faced him with anger nd said ' cant u see drenched, who in his right senses will woo a lady like this nd he was like he's sorry but I can come nd stay at his place till d rain stop. I just hissed nd left his side






Seriously that is annoying, guys shld really know wen to approach ladies, u can't see a lady frowning or hurrying to get smwer quickly then u think of wooing her. Y some guys will act so docile just to win a lady's heart nd ends up being ridiculed nd magalized., U can't win a lady's heart like that, if she shows u a red light or pretends to like u just run or u end up being her handbag, money bag, mumu bag nd frustration bag( any small thing u do she will shout nd pour her frustration on u knowing u wil just beg her then get her something later)

Let me tell you and all nairaland ladies who care to know why he would woo you in that condition. The answer is simple. He may NEVER get the chance to meet someone like you again. You might have looked like the girl he dreams about and needs to meet. Even if he meets another, he might not have the courage to talk to her like the moment he had with you and for that he doesn't get to talk with a lot of ladies. So the windows are always pretty slim. That's why he would damn the condition just to get your attention. I swear, if you had given him the chance and made him comfortable around you, he would then notice your condition. I don't expect ladies to understand guys because I tell you truly, if no one asks you and people seem to ignore you when you yearn for love, you will do worse.


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it's not their fault that the boys are gullible na

shut:
Absolutely not but if she's not interested a bit,she gonna frustrate every bone of yours

If you really want to be frustrated, I've got a lot of things to do with my time to foolishly follow a girl

sorry to say DAT some are too stupid & dey deserve all DAT treatment. but our Ladies sud bcareful ooo. cus wat goes around kum around. the measure you give DAT u shall reveal. me no fit fall victim.

adeh39:
Lol.....forget that thing joor

ok o

wristbangle:
That was when men were boys bro. Not now.

ok.

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