₦airaland Forum

naijababe:
Wait nau, kimoni go chop her own soon enough. But erm this thing sweet sha and Maureen sulked like a kid too.

Kimoni:
Edwife, I fit mock you? Mee But seriously, wat happened to the bus?

See Naijababe ooo, you sef see say he dey sweet

Anyways, my customized ManU jersey offer is still intact. Edwife, I gat one limited edition for you too

#foreverUnited

bukatyne:
Hahhahahahahahhahahahha!

Is NL such a negative influence?

My hubby thinks most of the stories are porkies

LOL! @ 'do as I say but don't do as I do'

Number one characteristic of a [size=2pt]"Nigerian Husband" [/size]

tearoses:
I come running to give him one hot off the press aproko jist and the first thing he asks me is "Where did you hear that from? Is it from that your nairaland"
If I say yes, he Kisses his teeth

Very annoying
So sometimes I lie and say The Punch Newspaper

moca:
Edwife,sorry u hear.

I did not mean that thing wey I say.

tearoses:
I come running to give him one hot off the press aproko jist and the first thing he asks me is "Where did you hear that from? Is it from that your nairaland"
If I say yes, he Kisses his teeth

Very annoying
So sometimes I lie and say The Punch Newspaper

tearoses:
I come running to give him one hot off the press aproko jist and the first thing he asks me is "Where did you hear that from? Is it from that your nairaland"
If I say yes, he Kisses his teeth

Very annoying
So sometimes I lie and say The Punch Newspaper

tearoses:
They should all be banned for violating rule 8

But seriously some things I do wonder about & cant blame anyone who doesnt take this place seriously.

I was shocked when I read some comments about the Timaya alleged rape

No one seemed to understand that even if he didnt rape the woman he was cheating on his lover. It was the girl who was being blamed. Today the same Timaya is being celebrated on the front page. What is wrong with people?

The other day a girl bled to death on the main road & no one stopped to help . . .however some of the comments I read were disgusting.

Are people this mean?

Whats his name (he is an actor) accidentaly paid in 50k to the wrong persons account and he asked for the money to be returned but the fellow didnt return the money. Some Nairalanders were condemming the actor and said they will not return the money either had it been them.
Sometimes I wish the things I read are not true
It will be really scary if they were all true.
No one is safe
These people can kidnap and kill one

cococandy:
Best believe it.
They are that mean.

Imagine the first thing they thought about the girl is that she must be a prostitute. Poor thing.

Ewuro4:
Same here. "That Nigerian website huh?" then walks off

EfemenaXY:
Really?

What did you say?

babygirlfl:
I read the story and it was so sad.

damiso:
I thought I was the only one .. once he sees that green background all I hear is 'you are on that Nigerian website again' me too I can't say I read something on NL or he won't believe so like tearoses I say I read it on Punch online .

babygirlfl:
I read the story and it was so sad.

moca:
Her club was beaten today and I told her I wish they will not win in d morning.
Now I feel bad so I gat to say sorry to her.

Ewuro4:
Hehe.. I don't bother lying about the source, he knows me inside out Sometimes I have to announce my frankness for him to take me serious. Still pfttt

moca:
Can u imagine this sisi
She did not say we can split the money e kwa, chei,isorait.
Moca has suffered.

But moca has a good heart so I will give u.
Use the numbers that represents alphabets MOCA and EF. There u go hon!
Goodluck

moca:
Edwife,sorry u hear.

I did not mean that thing wey I say.

edwife:
The number you have called is not available,please try again later.....

[color=#000033] Hehehehe

This number must remain available till end of season o!!!

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bellong:
^^^^ There are two little black birds sitting on a wall. One named Peter, the other named Paul....

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Oh my......

Falls Off My Balcony!!! [/color]

moca:
Can u imagine this sisi
She did not say we can split the money e kwa, chei,isorait.
Moca has suffered.

But moca has a good heart so I will give u.
Use the numbers that represents alphabets MOCA and EF. There u go hon!
Goodluck

EfemenaXY:


Yes na. But come oh, what kind of crazy numbers you dey give me so?

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Been a long while madam. How have you been?


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moca:
Upiantu!

Today must be a great day indeed!
How r u?

And u still don't want me to tie my gele this yr
Isorait

[color=#000033] Lollz.... Let's watch and see how the gele tieing tinz will go oooo.

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RoyalRoy:
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This number must remain available till end of season o!!!

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RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Hehehehe

This number must remain available till end of season o!!!

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RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Lollz.... Let's watch and see how the gele tieing tinz will go oooo.

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