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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:35pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sinnzu:
firsteva and lezz will fall inlove soon. Who wants to bet grin
She is the fractured leavings of a socially challenged ghanaian.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:35pm On Aug 18, 2015
firstEVA:
I can help him fall in love with a "woman" I am already in love with captainswag225.
Really? Or u just tryna stroke captain swags ego... grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:37pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sassybae:
tongue
3.5 tongue
Na impossicant! the radius of your left b/um cheek is 20cm,3.5 is out of it. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:40pm On Aug 18, 2015
nigerianium:

It's worth it. This section is already boring anyway.

Only few people still make it come alive while others who are faceless try to impress others who are faceless in the other side of the world with forced niceties.

Real dudes keep it real. We brawl and we stroll.



Word!
This guy lezz, his resilience is epic! grin. The dude just doesnt give up!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:41pm On Aug 18, 2015
Don't be decieved the bumm is small

How are you? smiley
Idowuogbo:

Na impossicant! the radius of your left b/um cheek is 20cm,3.5 is out of it. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:43pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Don't be decieved the bumm is small

How are you? smiley
If wide is what you call small,i rest my case. grin

Badosky is sound,thanks! smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:43pm On Aug 18, 2015
firstEVA:
you are forever put off by any woman #fact. You don't do nairaland love, what love do you do? U neither love online nor offline, arnt you pathetic. Isn't your life plain useless?

I see ur pix lezz, it was a wedding right, the groom got you the suit so you fit in with his men right? It's too obvious, just that the suit wears you not you wearing it. U couldnt even smile, you had to frown like an agbero, or u didn't want your big teeth to show? ;DLol
From my days in SSS2, girls have been drawn to my Half-Frown; keeps them intrigued and guessing what's behind that steel facade.

My half closed eyes decipher the faintest interest a girl can show. I am aware of her lust before she herself is smitten by it.


I hardly smile, Eva. Sometimes, yeah but rarely. Ladies like me more that way. If you keep going into my dp, you will soon be giving the wrong message to your wuzzy, teenage ghanaian.

But he should be comforted in the knowledge that nairaland love isn't for me.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:44pm On Aug 18, 2015
lezz:
She is the fractured leavings of a socially challenged ghanaian.


LOL
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by finditng: 11:47pm On Aug 18, 2015
firstEVA:
I can help him fall in love with a "woman" I am already in love with captainswag225.

Damn....that dude nailed you eventually?...#shocker!....
Persistence of the highest order... cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sinnzu:
Really? Or u just tryna stroke captain swags ego... grin
stroke his ego? Why would I want to do that? Captainswag any day anytime.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
Lol tongue
Badosky?just a nickname or what?
Idowuogbo:

If wide is what you call small,i rest my case. grin

Badosky is sound,thanks! smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
finditng:


Damn....that dude nailed you eventually?...#shocker!....
Persistence of the highest order... cheesy
hahahahaha, what's up dude grin we are having some fun here grin. What's up?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:50pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sinnzu:


LOL. Im more concerned about how you managed to escape the ban gringrin. U lucky man
I do not mind the ban as long as it is just.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:50pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol tongue
Badosky?just a nickname or what?
Yup! A unique nikky. Olamide stole my signature. angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 11:50pm On Aug 18, 2015



Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by farano(f): 11:51pm On Aug 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
@farano, wat is d two pointer am seeing on dat ur profile pics? wats it 4? pls am curious.
I don't know undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:51pm On Aug 18, 2015
firstEVA:
stroke his ego? Why would I want to do that? Captainswag any day anytime.
AMEN sis!! grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Aug 18, 2015
lezz:
From my days in SSS2, girls have been drawn to my Half-Frown; keeps them intrigued and guessing what's behind that steel facade.

My half closed eyes decipher the faintest interest a girl can show. I am aware of her lust before she herself is smitten by it.


I hardly smile, Eva. Sometimes, yeah but rarely. Ladies like me more that way. If you keep going into my dp, you will soon be giving the wrong message to your wuzzy, teenage ghanaian.

But he should be comforted in the knowledge that nairaland love isn't for me.
which girls, lol, u keep living in self delusion.

Are you pleading with me not to look at your pix again, you know when I scritinize it, I will give u another reason to quickly change it.

Try to smile a little, u look too angry like the problems of the world are on your head.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Aug 18, 2015
nigerianium:


It isn't an injustice. It's more like an eventuality - it would come anyway. The duration is debatable though.
thesonofmark ur alternate moniker? Noted grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Aug 18, 2015
Olamide keh undecided
You're still a saint where olamide is tongue
How bad are you? cheesy
Idowuogbo:

Yup! A unique nikky. Olamide stole my signature. angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:59pm On Aug 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Olamide keh undecided
You're still a saint where olamide is tongue
How bad are you? cheesy
Saint? Girl, plueeeeeeease! I'm baddest than badder and naughty than nautica.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:01am On Aug 19, 2015
No mentions? Lezz duty calls?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:02am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:
AMEN sis!! grin
thanks Sinnzu
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:02am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
which girls, lol, u keep living in self delusion.

Are you pleading with me not to look at your pix again, you know when I scritinize it, I will give u another reason to quickly change it.

Try to smile a little, u look too angry like the problems of the world are on your head.
Since when do girls get drawn to a smiling dude.


Do not start believing your own lies. I have given you evidence of my being 6.4 feet tall. You have seen my athletic body constitution.

Firsteva, I can take you without your feet touching the floor or your ass resting on a bed.

5 minutes pinned to the wall and another 5 minutes heaved to the contour of my chest where you feel the rhythmic beat of my chest as each thrust of my phallus deep inside your deprived warmth shed the last vestige of lesbian desires.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 12:03am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
sono.f mark ur alternate moniker? Noted grin

.Oh please! Spare me the theatrics. Don't act like you didn't know I was the one from my very first comment.tongue

I suppose I am too much of a narcissist to be 'ghosting'. wink

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:05am On Aug 19, 2015
Lezz edit your post, the one that talks about ban.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:06am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:
Lezz edit your post, the one that talks about ban.
ok, bro. Will do now.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:07am On Aug 19, 2015
Funlord , we at HQ are wondering why you're silent and we're begining to worry about it.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:08am On Aug 19, 2015
Lol, you can't compare yourself to olamide tho

Lol wah kinda bad things do you do?
Idowuogbo:

Saint? Girl, plueeeeeeease! I'm baddest than badder and naughty than nautica.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:09am On Aug 19, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol, you can't compare yourself to olamide tho

Lol wah kinda bad things do you do?
You sure you wanna know? If yes, you'll have to see my babalawo for swearing. I hate snitches. angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:11am On Aug 19, 2015
lezz:
Since when do girls get drawn to a smiling dude.


Do not start believing your own lies. I have given you evidence of my being 6.4 feet tall. You have seen my athletic body constitution.

Firsteva, I can take you without your feet touching the floor or your ass resting on a bed.

5 minutes pinned to the wall and another 5 minutes heaved to the contour of my chest where you feel the rhythmic beat of my chest as each thrust of my phallus deep inside your deprived warmth shed the last vestige of lesbian desires.
wow! Beautiful narrative, if I read this in a romance novel, I would have quietly looked for a corner to masturbate, so sexy I swear. But coming from you, I am highly disgusted. U are 6.4 ft tall doesn't make you handsome. U are a jobless lunatic, your face is so strong one would wonder if God used just clay like the rest of us or he added concrete. U said girls don't like guys who smile? Well u don't have to show 32 teeth like you did that night, but definitely not a frown like a tout.

U are sick lezz, the earlier you admit the better, thesonofmark' s gay partner. Licking gays ass since time immemorial. I'm sure what u described up there is how u Bleep him, u have no shame.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:12am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:
Funlord , we at HQ are wondering why you're silent and we're begining to worry about it.


Good weed and hennessy has got me stuck to the screen! I'm just enjoying the battles and the buzz while I'm travelling tru the zone!

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