₦airaland Forum

GideonG:
God has been great to me ever since I came to Ilorin. Today I have no iota of doubt in my mind that I am already admitted to this great citadel of learning, Unilorin, better by far, Probitas Doctrina! It all started with my reluctance to go to church and at the same time, I wasn't feeling comfortable within me so I decided to get off the bed, took my bath and zoomed off to Ecwa Chapel at Challenge. The service started at around 9am but I arrived some few minutes to 11. When they said visitors should raise their hands about an hour later, I rose my hand and I was directed along with other visitors to the front seat reserved for us. I thought it will end after filling the visitors form but to my utmost supprise after a while in the course of the service, they started calling the names of each visitors on the altar, their mission of visit and their location. There and then my heart started pounding because where I Was meant to put my residential address, I put "New student of University of Ilorin" and at the space of my contact address, I put " Coming from Gombe State". My name was the last to be called so they introduced me as the student of University of Ilorin ON THE ALTAR! In my mind I claimed it absolutely! I stood up as expected and waved the entire church who seemed to be very welcoming. The choir sang for us while a couple of dozen elders came to greet us affectionately. One other interesting thing is during the anouncement, they said all parents should submit the post ume results and other relevant docs of their children looking for admission. Only God knows the number of professors in that church. So as people are busy engaging their long legs, I don't have to bother myself because God is already my longest leg. Congratulations to me on my successful admission!

Morhziez:
you re a fool..do u think i wil come hia typing lies knwing fully well dat i wrote that.

khassy:
yes sir

khassy:
you get luck ooooo

hope say you give em sha

Kingdomdaughter:
Lafs...
Wil try, am a female though

HitGad:
GIRL : Dad, my fiance is an Hausa man
DAD : God forbid!, boko haram
people !?...Noooooo!!!...
GIRL : he's dangote 's son....
DAD : Ahhhhhh, we are all Nigerians...

ElrayKhalifah:
Y do u think khassy told u 2 put ur pishure if u aren't a lady

wheesin:
Amen..i claim it

Lordseyad:
you mean Nairaland Chapel?

rkarang:
You must be a pastor!

No be your mate they block them for Idiah babes for corner dey collect Rice cooler and Queen's babes dey collect Plantain cooler

Do you still need anointing to identify babes wey go take care of you

Okay now, move closer make I whisper the ministry into your ears:

Olosho be like: I've been getting gifts here and there for my birthday, my dad even sent me some money today... How are you now?

Demand always comes indirect Only those who can infer very fast that can spot them...

But when you see babe wey go take care of you, no go use stupidity spoil ham ooo. Cos it sometimes look somehow when you call a babe; then she aborts your call and calls you back immediately... Pays for your bike fare etc, sometimes, some will even tell you to collect the remaining change from the bike man... Force stuffs into your bag

khassy:
yes d one behind your house

duke59:
can't u hide ur head in shame........nw dt he has screen grab it and showed to to all of us...d evidence is clear abi u go deny your moniker

haytripple:
Who does dis morhzeez thinks he wants to impress wid is lies,u shd av buried ur head in shame without talking instead of calling someone a fool...do u wanna show urself as staylite?or u wanna intimidate?we knw guys that av been helping aspirants here..abeg stop living a fake life

khassy:
lemme lie on his behalf

ladies sneh and gentlemen sneh
my name is Morhziez sneh and am here to defend myself sneh


see ehn.. famz last year that was not my score
I was asking cus of my friend sneh.. am a genius sneh and if you want to see my result sneh

pm me sneh and I would send you my result sneh cus I don't post my private info on social media sneh.

thankyu sneh

signed
mohziez sneh




let's see if you have an better lie cus that's what all of you liars always say

Lordseyad:
En en... I sha dey see someone voice wey resemble pig's voice.. I don dey think, no be Khassy's voice be this

HitGad:
you just reduced your scores sneh
.buh you decided to post the original score today sneh
.nice one sneh

EINSTEINPG:
@wheesin Happy Birthday. Wish you long life with good health and prosperity ad infinitum.

khassy:


ur eyes get .........


BTW that was the choirmaster
Wheesin

GideonG:
Trust me, I no fit spend 2 days 4 road come dull myself. Omo time no dey! Na God get power pass.

Lordseyad:
Of course, It's SEE . I sabi wetin I typed baba.. Quote me after you don verify that (Seeing voice/s) is soooo correct

khassy:
now the guy has to choose between the both lies to make up his own

abeg make him drop the defence line Sharp sharp make I learn Wetin to tell boigrammz why I no send I'm card yday

khassy:
for some reasons my mail is not accessible for now

flash this line would call you with my main line if I see your flash... I no like all this yeye MTN people to use my line do advert

GideonG:
God has been great to me ever since I came to Ilorin. Today I have no iota of doubt in my mind that I am already admitted to this great citadel of learning, Unilorin, better by far, Probitas Doctrina! It all started with my reluctance to go to church and at the same time, I wasn't feeling comfortable within me so I decided to get off the bed, took my bath and zoomed off to Ecwa Chapel at Challenge. The service started at around 9am but I arrived some few minutes to 11. When they said visitors should raise their hands about an hour later, I rose my hand and I was directed along with other visitors to the front seat reserved for us. I thought it will end after filling the visitors form but to my utmost supprise after a while in the course of the service, they started calling the names of each visitors on the altar, their mission of visit and their location. There and then my heart started pounding because where I Was meant to put my residential address, I put "New student of University of Ilorin" and at the space of my contact address, I put " Coming from Gombe State". My name was the last to be called so they introduced me as the student of University of Ilorin ON THE ALTAR! In my mind I claimed it absolutely! I stood up as expected and waved the entire church who seemed to be very welcoming. The choir sang for us while a couple of dozen elders came to greet us affectionately. One other interesting thing is during the anouncement, they said all parents should submit the post ume results and other relevant docs of their children looking for admission. Only God knows the number of professors in that church. So as people are busy engaging their long legs, I don't have to bother myself because God is already my longest leg. Congratulations to me on my successful admission!

GideonG:
I don copy the number, I go call u b4 5:30pm. U fi delete the number online.

Reekado:
Records dont lie sha.. ..Same goes for other liars like d previous MUMUni… Liar nvr get what they pray 4 coz God sef no entertain liars 4 heaven

HitGad:
the nigga ryt now

GideonG:
I say a very big amen to that! Thank you very much. God bless you!

Yustash001:
I swear you are gonna be a very good writer.

khassy:
hope say na MTN u d use abi