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klarrychenko94:
i dey suspect dat moniker.

e-FBI take note of that monicker

cc
reekado
hitgad
legitlayo

khassy:
yea bro

ready to derail UI thread

ah need backup for the alpha team

that's as easy, wen r u going. Think i get tym 2nite

Sveen:
In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial _fu.cktard.

ehen

good to know

Sveen:
In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial person.

In this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. >:

khassy:
e-FBI take note of that monicker
cc reekado hitgad legitlayo

FULL SQUAD ON STANDBY.

Reekado:
In this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. >:

If I start my grammar, this thread will reek from its drastic effect for days.

wheesin:
no..i wan make u tell me who u dey call kangaroo .

i no even know wen i typed the thing....sorry if it was u dat i quoted and directed it @

klarrychenko94:
Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends.







During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”

ahhahahaahah

I wan pee for trouser sef

ElrayKhalifah:
shey mak i 4low

I pity that thread

I no fit find the link make person gimme abeg

we need serious derailing

Reekado:
In this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. >:

tell am

Reekado:
FULL SQUAD ON STANDBY.

good bro

alpha team brace up

bravo team standby

UI.. expect the full squad

khassy:
ehen

good to know

I usually thought you were chutzpah, but you prove me wrong. Aren't you gonna welcome a new Unilorin aspirant to the club?

Sveen:
If I start my grammar, this thread will reek from its drastic effect for days.

and you'll get 7weeks ban

no big deal

ElrayKhalifah:
i no even know wen i typed the thing....sorry if it was u dat i quoted and directed it @

ok..

khassy:
and you'll get 7weeks ban

no big deal

Humor me more amigo, I've got some supermods at my disposal. You'll need more than a ban.

khassy:
I pity that thread
I no fit find the link make person gimme abeg
we need serious derailing

lemme try

Sveen:
Humor me more amigo, I've got some supermods at my disposal. You'll need more than a ban.

av always been on permanent ban

wonder why the mods let me rest this week

I miss been banned and insulting mods for refusing to unban me

Sveen:
I usually thought you were chutzpah, but you prove me wrong. Aren't you gonna welcome a new Unilorin aspirant to the club?

what club bro

khassy:
what club bro

The amazing Unilorin_to-be(dunderheads) boiz.

khassy:
av always been on permanent ban

wonder why the mods let me rest this week

I miss been banned and insulting mods for refusing to unban me

If you're really itchy for a ban, why don't we go look for trouble where they hide am.

Sveen:
The amazing Unilorin_to-be(dunderheads) boiz.

you either from OAU, unilag or unibadan

#HatersRepublik

your school couldn't even be found on FP of education thread... what a pity

Sveen:
If you're really itchy for a ban, why don't we go look for trouble where they hide am.

mention me there bro

PS
I have an outstanding ban in religion section and travels

mention me somewhere else

ElrayKhalifah:
lemme try

u dn get

Wheesin
reekado

anybody gotten the Ui link

couldn't find it from my end here

khassy:
you either from OAU, unilag or unibadan

#HatersRepublik

your school couldn't even be found on FP of education thread... what a pity

You're really one hell of a dunderhead, couldn't comprehend the humor. I'm a fvcking unilorin aspirant.

If ure in 2016/2017 reading this now… I swear this was d BEST THREAD EVER..… .

khassy:
stop d shout see fly wan enter tour mouth


BTW

Wetin be all dis GGMUB sef

GGMUB means God Go Make U Bigger

Reekado:
If ure in 2016/2017 reading this now… I swear this was d BEST THREAD EVER..… .

U don time travel go future?? Abi u get foresight



Anyway.... Na true he talk ooo



Best tread eva

elraykhalifa
reekado

and all d derailers

https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-2015-2016-admission-guide/927#37264137

this is UI thread, https://www.nairaland.com/1979497/university-ibadan-2015-16-applicants/290

Sveen:
You're really one hell of a dunderhead, couldn't comprehend the humor. I'm a fvcking unilorin aspirant.

I were suppose to be smarter than this

couldn't even decode what I was saying

shaking my dumb skull

agent9:
GGMUB means God Go Make U Bigger

issorite

Sveen:
this is UI thread, https://www.nairaland.com/1979497/university-ibadan-2015-16-applicants/290

Wheesin

do we use unibadan
or continue with uniben

?