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Nickymezor:
Wat a funny thread....serves una rite sha

Is that your own contribution?

Truckpusher:
When Sun dun hammer her head well well she go begin dey mistaken the banana for unripe plantain

Truckpusher:
When Sun dun hammer her head well well she go begin dey mistaken the banana for unripe plantain

prettythicksme:
I swear u go fall but now sha just wait and see!what other social nrxtworks u do apart from nl?

Icecomrade:
Is your profile pic not a scam

robosky02:
lolz no be small

but na my person she be oh

MyMouth:
Is that really u in the profile pix? Or is it just another ploy to scam us?

prettythicksme:
U wnt make i show u madness today?

wristbangle:
Lol. You have never said a comment that pinpoint the positive side of guys before.

Are u a victim of their misconduct or what?

Truckpusher:
I dey everywhere but I do not exist.

And I work very hard at it .

Eberex:
well mins is like this. I met a girl online and we went on whatsapp. This is like more than 5 months ago. We chat whenever we feel like, but our conversation had nothing to do with flirting.

Fast-forward, my phone got bad and i had to lose contacts which made it impossible to follow up, but just this last week i got to find her number and we continued our chat, not without her telling me she removed my number since i didnt bother to holla bla bla bla.

I told her i want to meet her. she said no prob. where and when. We agreed to meet by 7:30pm at a bar. Well she didnt show up because she was out and couldn't meet up, hence we rescheduled it to the next day being yesterday.

She came. we met at an eatery. She wasn't exactly who i saw in her dp. She looked taller there but when i saw her, she was like 5feet 4. Anyway since i didnt have any hidden agenda i welcomed her and we gisted. For someone who told me online that she doesnt talk....hmm, she was the opposite.

we were together till 9pm, and she was like she got to go. I asked ''must you''? Yes, i don't sleep out. I didn't persuade her but told her i will escort her to the bus stop.

On the way she was like ''its not like you can bring out #100,000 to persuade me to stay''

I was like ''so if i agree to give you that, you will stay''

Yes i would, but money don't freak me'' she replied.

Ol boy, i continued our walk to the bus stop. Got her a bike and paid the t-fare, and off she went.

#100K ko, 10kobo ni

Oooooboi na God save you oooo

robosky02:
lolz no be small

but na my person she be oh

IykeWest:
Is it weird dat I always open ur profile and check ur pic whenever I see ur post? Even though I know you've done weirder shittt dan dat?

prettythicksme:
Who?

prettythicksme:
no worry d scammer go fish u out and bounce on u herself

Truckpusher:
Una dey hawk banana together?

MrsChima:
Some of these niggas aren't honest and are ashamed to admit they were scammed.

kennykg:
Met her tru friend suggestions on fb. We only talked for 1hr 30 mins den added her to my BBM and the screen shots were the summary of what happened next....

Omo, as I read the screenshots I just dey laf


Thank God say you smart

Truckpusher:
Try ya luck nau.
Make I use you play football.
Talk na water ,action na blood.....I dey gidigbam.

robosky02:
ask kingtom

u

prettythicksme:
Kingtom oya report here

prettythicksme:
smh**on monday morning**

Truckpusher:
Na wetin joblessness dey cause o.

tosyne2much:
Omo, as I read the screenshots I just dey laf


Thank God say you smart

robosky02:
just tell her yes make story end

prettythicksme:
Your truck don spoil? go repair am naw

EroticAngelina:
that's me. and I dnt need to scam u guys cos I'm nt a fan of online luv or dating

Truckpusher:
My truck dey jeje.

prettythicksme:
u just choose to b lazy huh?

MrsChima:
Since all of these NL men are so smart and can't be scammed we shouldn't see any more dedication threads of NL men bishing about Naija girls?