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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Rotimi47: 5:56am On Aug 25, 2015
Probably God Almighty have destroyed the small gods appetite for blood and they got advice from their colleagues in the western world to better start collecting biscuits. But let be real about this, it is mostly humans that make promises to this things that they will give them so & so if they can help them in one way or the other & if people have started offering biscuits to their god whom they believe, its far better than all those wicked ones given them blood. But I pray that God should open their eyes to see the truth.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by ademasta(m): 6:47am On Aug 25, 2015
Nawa o
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by fuke(m): 6:58am On Aug 25, 2015
Akeelahtunez:
I saw dis in my area can't just stop laughing grin cheesy

the other day here in Ibhadan, I saw one with watermelon.
i laughed but with ice cream, na wa o.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Justicealh3(m): 7:01am On Aug 25, 2015
The GODs are spokin.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 7:06am On Aug 25, 2015
Digital gods lol maybe they ping them
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by mikaael(m): 7:08am On Aug 25, 2015
ZaraBrains:
maybe the gods are tired of the normal uncooked goat heads and chicken feathers, they need an already prepared delicacy nowadays. Don't be jiggered if U see a takeaway pack of Kfc or any eatery at the juction as a sacrificial offering next time.





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O boi u see sani English oo... grin
ZaraBrains:
maybe the gods are tired of the normal uncooked goat heads and chicken feathers, they need an already prepared delicacy nowadays. Don't be jiggered if U see a takeaway pack of Kfc or any eatery at the juction as a sacrificial offering next time.





Personal Opinion



O boi u see sani English oo...
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by oyeezah(f): 7:09am On Aug 25, 2015
dem don dey upgraded na
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by emmydollars4life(m): 7:12am On Aug 25, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
New millennium gods dey even chop sharwama
Yes before kola nut but na biscuits, but the most annoying thing, they no dey use 1k to put for him, is only 50 card or coin.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by sulakishop(m): 7:22am On Aug 25, 2015
I guess you're in Benin.. .


Akeelahtunez:
I saw dis in my area can't just stop laughing grin cheesy
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by manee2(m): 7:22am On Aug 25, 2015
Sommyangel:
Even lollipop
_chisom nsofor
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by manee2(m): 7:22am On Aug 25, 2015
Sommyangel:
Even lollipop
_chisom nsofor?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by jacabi(m): 7:34am On Aug 25, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Op, you for chop one of the biscuit nahgrin


You fit chop am?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 7:35am On Aug 25, 2015
The gods must be crazy heheheeheehehe lekwanu upgrade ooh heheheeheehehe
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by NemzySeries(m): 7:38am On Aug 25, 2015
Dat oracle must b an ajebutter to b eating cream crackers as breakfast.....very soon d oracle go graduate to eating of cookies & licking of icecream .
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by ayocool(m): 7:47am On Aug 25, 2015
Why are they always served in calabash grin The gods should step up and mandate stainless or glass bowls
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by babafirst(m): 7:47am On Aug 25, 2015
The gods are not to blame, lol.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Emma4Jesu(m): 8:12am On Aug 25, 2015
They are really Hungry so anything they see they start to eat shocked
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by bg0074real(m): 8:23am On Aug 25, 2015
my educated opinion is that these are not for the gods but to tempt kids for ritual purpose!
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Sarimah(f): 8:40am On Aug 25, 2015
danbrowndmf:
been a while . undecided
yh....good morning
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Sarimah(f): 8:51am On Aug 25, 2015
emusmith:

Sarimah is here again! grin
Hmm...#i see things #
lol..Wat?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Sarimah(f): 8:51am On Aug 25, 2015
emusmith:

Sarimah is here again! grin
Hmm...#i see things #
lol..Wat?
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by MissSlimbody(f): 9:00am On Aug 25, 2015
jacabi:

You fit chop am?

Mummy said that I should not pick food from the floor sad

She'll beat me if I do embarassed
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 9:12am On Aug 25, 2015
Sarimah:
yh....good morning


Baby...i no understand ur way again oo.
. Which cave u dey hide. . Is it ogbunike cave or omadike . . .?
#Yolo
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by jeff1607(m): 9:34am On Aug 25, 2015
am guessing it's a woman who put it there and she is lookin for the fruit of the womb#nuff said
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Bobnotrouble: 9:35am On Aug 25, 2015
... surprisingly, touts ( street urchins ) and thieves or even strayed animals don't take out of such things. A clear sign that the aim or exercise is a futility. But the clueless ritualists and their hapless patrons have turned virtually all spots with 3 joints ( A place where 3 footpaths meet) to their odd shrines. The annoying part of it is that some of the culprits still claim ( hypocrisy though ) to either belong to Christianity or Islam.

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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by dmola(m): 9:38am On Aug 25, 2015
Midehi:
the native doctor that ask someone to do that must be high on german weed
I no u smwhr? Lagos island?

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Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Bobnotrouble: 9:45am On Aug 25, 2015
bg0074real:
my educated opinion is that these are not for the gods but to tempt kids for ritual purpose!

Probably.
I guess Parents shall put more effort in warning their children to avoid such sacrificial goodies.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by jacabi(m): 9:46am On Aug 25, 2015
MissSlimbody:

Mummy said that I should not pick food from the floor sad

She'll beat me if I do embarassed
Mummy is a good mother. Make sure you obey all her instructions.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by SPDAZZY(f): 9:49am On Aug 25, 2015
Hope it is not to lure kids and perhaps kidnap or harm them
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by godman01(m): 9:54am On Aug 25, 2015
musKeeto:
Better worship a god that loves crackers. Not the one that became his own Son and killed himself. For himself .
I UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION.
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by MissSlimbody(f): 9:55am On Aug 25, 2015
jacabi:

Mummy is a good mother. Make sure you obey all her instructions.


Yes sir grin
Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by Nobody: 10:24am On Aug 25, 2015
Doctorflaky:


He died for you because He Loves you. To give you freedom from the powers of darkness. God loves you sooo much than you love yourself.
God had to kill himself to free me from powers that he claims to be greater than. Sounds legit. Yahweh and Allah are pretry clueless when dealing with humans. They really have no idea how we work.

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