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Hey guys,have you been been looking for ways to woo a girl you barely know and stand the chance of being her special man forever?..yeah!..i said FOREVER!...these pickup lines work 200percent,i yav tested n tried it and now am with a colony of babes,3bleeps daily...ready??.
-You stole my heart,oya remove your bra lemme check if its safe with you.
-i get ebola,and d only thing i wanna do is to be quarantined in your hrt.
-are you related to shekau cos baby yu be bomb!.
-do you knw dt me without u is like NAIRALAND without FP,shoes without laces,OBJ without banana,sentencewithoutspaces.
-you like APC,i like APC...i think we were meant for each other.
-i av searched n searched,finally i a found dat yu are d only woman dt can pregnate me.
-kiss me if am wrong,shea na Fayose be president?.
-babyyy,i sabi maths wela,me+u=we.
-date me now!.or you die,if you are nt dead,i will kill you until you are dead.
-i get money!.
-follow me baby,d last persin wey reject me dey six feet down,for your own good oo.
-you go kiss me now or mek i go lie for Nairaland?.
******
seriously i know some guys don already carry jotter,i laf....no use am ooo,if yu still wan see december atleast,ws for d fun my pipu...:p.

[color=#000050]BORING!!!

These lines would only work on an obdurate fool.[/color]

Dry!

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]BORING!!!
These lines would only work on an obdurate fool.[/color]

chilll,those kind dey.

Well, I wouldn't blame you, I guess you are still young. Childish thinking

Davhid:
chilll,those kind dey.

[color=#000050]What kind?[/color]

Op bring ur sis for practicals

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]BORING!!!

These lines would only work on an obdurate fool.[/color]

True though. I would like to know you better. What's your fb id or Instagram handle?
No harm, just wanting...

tobeetoe:
True though. I would like to know you better. What's your fb id or Instagram handle?
No harm, just wanting...

BOYS WILL STILL BE BOYS.