BoiGrammz:
its not o.. And please introduce yourself.. I'm the admission officers son

lol,welldone o

BoiGrammz:
how come you don't look familiar?? which course are you going for lemme admit you..

Mzlarem taaaaaaaaaaaah.. Ma nigga is quite busy, am his next of kin, so tell me what you want

Hey,lil boy..I av biz with ur dad nd ur dad alone it is..confidential!

BoiGrammz:
Obituarty



PLEASE LETS PAY OUR LAST RESPECT TO KHASSY WHO DIED TOMORROW IN A FATAL GARRI DRINKING ACCIDENT.. HE WAS LOVED BY MANY BUT HIS GRAVE LOVES HIM THE MOST

HIS BURIAL COMES UP 23 SEPT 1994

HES SURVIVED BY TEMMI001 (WIFE )
YUNGMILIO2 (FATHER)
LEGITLAYO. (GIRLFRIEND)
AGENT9 ( LANDLORD)
AND NUMEROUS KIDS..

MAY HIS SOUL CONTINUE TO REST IN COMMON SENSE.. AMEN..

REFRESH!ENT IS AVAILABLE AFTER THE BURIAL AT HIS FAMILY HOUSE IN GOODIES BEER PALOUR, NASARAWA STATE, NIGERIA.





*SOBS*

do you know you just allowed me to hit my Head against the wall due to excessive laughter?

DharmyYinks:

Lol....It involves none of d aforementioned.


Just some unserious way of makin oneself api....I tink

true tho..we cannot comman kill our self away

wait,why always me? I keep subconsciously opening new pages

lhorla:
lol...i wnt optometry

granted !! now say thank you daddy
Mzlarem OMA KPE NIBEYEN

haywhy911:
wait,why always me? I keep subconsciously opening new pages

. Congrays

Temmi001:
do you know you just allowed me to hit my Head against the wall due to excessive laughter?

accept ma sincere condolences,khassy's widow

BoiGrammz:
granted !! now say thank you daddy
Mzlarem OMA KPE NIBEYEN

Lol..Abeg oo, I want pharmacy..father all nation,e ma binu oo..infact,I don't want ur dad's number again..let's talk

Temmi001:
do you know you just allowed me to hit my Head against the wall due to excessive laughter?

I came to retaliate the nigga been insulting me on Whatsapp.. How was your Pume?? Don't worry I'll put your name as number 1 of the first batch no, don't thank me, what am I the admission officers son for??

So, that's how I couldn't Secure a plot of land at ''300th page Avenue?'' who'ld sell his, and replace it with my moniker?
Reverse Engineering comes to mind

MzLarem:
Lol..Abeg oo, I want pharmacy..father all nation,e ma binu oo..infact,I don't want ur dad's number again..let's talk

you thought I was joking right?? OK, I'm all ears ... I'll think about it

MzLarem:
Tahh..gimme ur dad's number..lemme converse wit d oga @d top nt u

Sharp gurl

BoiGrammz:
I came to retaliate the nigga been insulting me on Whatsapp.. How was your Pume?? Don't worry I'll put your name as number 1 of the first batch no, don't thank me, what am I the admission officers son for??

p.ume?? I think it was fine sha..

BoiGrammz:
you thought I was joking right?? OK, I'm all ears ... I'll think about it

hahan..wats doing u na,I'm nt toasting u nw..which 1 is think abt it? Do well jor..ok,I'll buy u speedy biscuit. u hear?

DharmyYinks:
Sharp gurl

yes na..11th commandment! Thou shall not dull or slack

I need english language students in the house
what is the likely cut off mark for english language though I scored 232 in JAMB and 62% in post utme

haywhy911:
accept ma sincere condolences,khassy's widow

Thanks sire. FuneRAT Processions are already being planned. He also has some Landed properties sha, E.g, a plot of land at page 200, being the ftc, it would cost more. See Hayormeekun, his Lawyer for more Details.
The forty-days BuriAT would be at Comedy section. Strictly by invitation. Thread observers are not invited. Stage performance by GideonG. Cash and cheques would be appreciated. Call, boigrammz, his first son for more details.
Signed
Khassy Thunder-strike Boigrammz
for the family

MzLarem:
yes na..11th commandment! Thou shall not dull or slack

Lwkm! Chai.... U be Bible Scholar sha

Can one get computer science wit 54% in post utme @youngmilio2

DharmyYinks:
Lwkm! Chai.... U be Bible Scholar sha

Yes na..lol

Temmi001:
p.ume?? I think it was fine sha..

Sis above....gen2 reply.


Oga o


Bros below....she is nt an aspirant. She be onile(landlord) for unilorin

BoiGrammz:
I came to retaliate the nigga been insulting me on Whatsapp.. How was your Pume?? Don't worry I'll put your name as number 1 of the first batch no, don't thank me, what am I the admission officers son for??

buccal:
very true bro..my bro had same mark for accounting last yr..he was offered pub admin
the woman tha helped us told him if he had had lyk 60..twld av bn better

yup,,,accounting is a very competitive course

DharmyYinks:


Sis above....gen2 reply.

Oga o

Bros below....she is nt an aspirant. She be onile(landlord) for unilorin

gen2 reply keh, I don't grab sire

MzLarem:
Yes na..lol

I neva read ma Bible reach der o

Wich version re u usin...lemme guess...Larem Unabridged Version(LUV)

hmm.... it actually spells LUV

Yungmilio2:
low battery 1% - no light , lappy down , no car charger , street empty, home alone... going to miss this sweet offer of buying a Land at NANALAND ISLAND 300 well have alrdy invested @ ISLAND 200

boss,can one get computer science wit 54% ?

MzLarem:
hahan..wats doing u na,I'm nt toasting u nw..which 1 is think abt it? Do well jor..ok,I'll buy u speedy biscuit. u hear?

nothing is doing me o.. I said I'll think about it na I only eat imported biscuits like parle G

DharmyYinks:

I neva read ma Bible reach der o


Wich version re u usin...lemme guess...Larem Unabridged Version(LUV)


hmm.... it actually spells LUV

ohhhhh! U're jst too smart..try 2 get d version tho,u'll be more smarter..remember,slacking is a sin!

Guys, look at what I found on Nairaland here:
https://www.nairaland.com/2554491/2015-2016-university-ilorin-unilorin

Alpet:
Gud day here ooo,
Pls, where is Khassy?

Wishing u goodluck during dis admission process.


@miss Temmi001, hope swep is gud, u must be counting down d days now.

#Sir. Ona.

It is sire. Thanks alot. Swep EXAMS hold september 10th. Official closing ceremony is scheduled for september 11th. As for me, its still November 1st i'ld come back. Sick and tired of this boring and ancient city.

Temmi001:
gen2 reply keh, I don't grab sire

If it wer to b sum1 else....dey wuld ve flared up callin a guru student an aspirant

Abeg ma..I be bobo nt sire

DharmyYinks:



Sis above....gen2 reply.


Oga o


Bros below....she is nt an aspirant. She be onile(landlord) for unilorin

bros I know.., she was supposed to write the pume for the late Khassy who faced table, but she didn't because he died tomorrow..