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andromida:
From your gist you want a woman that will service you and relief you of conji? Make life easy for yourself there are different levels of prostitutes find the level that will suit your needs. If you want the types that will give you the illusion of romance you might like to try runs gals that way you get to feel like you are in a relationship, get serviced and pay the chic. A win win for everyone.

Please don't be annoyed ma'm. Can you find one for me? i mean, a runs gal.

sophietosyneabou:
wait till a gal asks u out by herself..smh

for how long will i wait? you girls are heartless and wiil never ask a guy out

Trendyprince:
.......And the idiot thinks help would come from Nairaland

and the he.goat thinks i need his stufid help. ffk offf! am getting help

Grinch:
Na God win, MA broda..... No worry, u go succeed. I use to be in the same shoes. Once u open u to a lady for the first time, even if she refuse ur advances..... Dat will give you the courage to approach many one..... Took me a second try before I gat my first gf

thanks man. will push harder.

madgoat:

are you a mad goat? Please can you help your brother fraustrated fowl?

tonero230:
How old are you?

22

lmao....oya guy go help u bt 1st...u gat nid pay sum kul cash 4 ma acct lyk 200k n above na 4 consideration ooo...ehhh wen i tink bout am finish hehehe guy na u go tya ooo...lwkmd!!!!...omo learna or beginna u b?

godoluwa:
@op & the rest sex starved dude, visit the nearest brothel to enjoy yourself. nonsense!

wtf!!!

MadCow1:
Biko Wetin I do you?

Sorry, but can you help a fowl?


Din't know you were mad

Fanabella:
lmao....oya guy go help u bt 1st...u gat nid pay sum kul cash 4 ma acct lyk 200k n above na 4 consideration ooo...ehhh wen i tink bout am finish hehehe guy na u go tya ooo...lwkmd!!!!...omo learna or beginna u b?

See your face like 200k Gold digger spotted!!





FREE ADVICE: Change your DP sharp sharp before any person see am.

God punish u dere idoilt i ccc say u no dy fear face na...boizzz don grow na...no blame u...ccc me ooo any ov ur galfrnd reach d pix ooo u tink ee resemble al dozz left ova u dy date as gal frnd...make i no jt hear ur mouth again

fraustratedfowl:
Sorry, but can you help a fowl?


Din't know you were mad

Wetin concern me and fowl?

fraustratedfowl:
Truth be told, i have sweared never to rape a small child. As for ashawo, please how do i do it? i've been hearing bad things about them like if you visit them, they will take your destiny or use charm. Please throw more light on this

Na ur location determines..

IamChuks:
Na ur location determines..

how do you mean?

MadCow1:
Wetin concern me and fowl?

I be your next door neigbour. Remember the other day i give you yam

fraustratedfowl:
the bestetest advice sir. Will try it. Hope my liver allows me

u welcome bro. happy hunting

Fanabella:
God punish u dere idoilt i ccc say u no dy fear face na...boizzz don grow na...no blame u...ccc me ooo any ov ur galfrnd reach d pix ooo u tink ee resemble al dozz left ova u dy date as gal frnd...make i no jt hear ur mouth again

hmm,yur presence has been noticed n noted

fraustratedfowl:
Thanks for your advice, but naturally am a shy guy. I find it hard to mingle with people especially in the public, not to talk of ladies. i will just melt away

guy go buy shades/eyeglass omo your confidence level no ho be here

OP AM IN D SAME SITIUATN O.....ARE A VIRGIN?

First, understand that no one can solve your problem for you except yourself.

One of the basic needs of man is the need to feel love and accepted. However, physiological needs such as food and sex are basic.

Therefore , you can not be condemned for simply yearning for.a.natural need to be met.

However, you need to.understand that sex in itself is not an end. The more you have sex, the more you want to keep having it. Therefore, healthy relationships is.what God.designed.to.meet the needs of man in that instance.

To develop a healthy relationship with the opposite sex, you need to understand the chemistry of a woman. A man is a logical being while women are mostly emotional. However, it takes a longer time for a.woman to be fully 'seduced' genuinely. As a result, a man must carefully plan his strategies and execute diligently in order to win her. Its exactly the same way a general carefully plans on how to capture a citadel.

I cant possibly exhaust all the steps you can take in


planning to capture your prize.here. You can pm me for detailed action plans.

Once you have your prize, the lesser issue of sex will be addressed by both parties

Remember that I said you are the only one who is responsible for solving your problems.You can devise some quick fixes to the sex debacle, but i.guarantee you it wont give you.lasting joy.

Stay real

fraustratedfowl:
Please don't be annoyed ma'm. Can you find one for me? i mean, a runs gal.

Lol. I dont know any if i see one i will show her this thread.

andromida:
Lol. I dont know any if i see one i will show her this thread.

Why can't you just give ol'boy an application form to apply for you since you're looking for someone as well? Easy peasy!

For confirmed oloshos in abj, call the following numbers: 09036526024
09038537228
08026398076
08149691765
09021376676
08065566598
08187532534

Not the best though, but @22, you deserve to be helped son.

drbre:
For confirmed oloshos in abj, call the following numbers:
09036526024

09038537228

08026398076

08149691765

09021376676

08065566598

08187532534


Not the best though, but @22, you deserve to be helped son.

LWKMD.. so it has come to this..

Make I c wetin op go talk

Shymm3x:
Why can't you just give ol'boy an application form to apply for you since you're looking for someone as well? Easy peasy!

Lol ol'boy needs help with conji.

andromida:
Lol ol'boy needs help with conji.

Lol. But sometimes a nyggah has to test drive what he's trying to buy, ya dig? If it's good - he'll be on smash in no time.

Just tell him ya selling point.

Shymm3x:
Lol. But sometimes a nyggah has to test drive what he's trying to buy, ya dig? If it's good - he'll be on smash in no time.

Just tell him ya selling point.

I see you like test driving. Hehe

You and selling point leave it.

andromida:
I see you like test driving. Hehe

You and selling point leave it.

Lol. My android, you sure know I like test driving everything I buy cos I'm not the type to return things or make a complaint. So it's only right that I check the functionalities before hand to know if it meets my requirements.

This isn't about me -it's about the OP. Just tryna help a brother find a nice chic and it seems you might be a perfect match. What do you think?

Shymm3x:
Lol. My android, you sure know I like test driving everything I buy cos I'm not the type to return things or make a complaint. So it's only right that I check the functionalities before hand to know if it meets my requirements.

This isn't about me -it's about the OP. Just tryna help a brother find a nice chic and it seems you might be a perfect match. What do you think?

I think you are such a nice guy looking out for the perfect match for me. You are far too kind.

andromida:
I think you are such a nice guy looking out for the perfect match for me. You are far too kind.

Lol. Is the kiss a pass for me to test drive, my total package android app?

Shymm3x:
Lol. Is the kiss a pass for me to test drive, my total package android app?

Nope just a thank you for looking out.

andromida:
Nope just a thank you for looking out.

Lol. You know you're my favourite android app, right?

And since you told me you have got the most complete package ever known to mankind, I've been on smash.

So what's better than giving a nyggah the green-light to test drive the package to see how it works?