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| My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
[b] SO I decided since July to stop doing the handy handy rough vaseline linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..........Masturbating .Although my reasons are quite strange. I don't believe all that Medical Crap neither did I stop for moral or Religious reasons. I stopped it because I noticed if I hadn't done it for some days I generally feel better. Almost 80% of the adult population Masturbate. I am a very ambitious guy and like to act unique. I just felt I had to be among the 20% that didnt...Doubt me.......am so unique I type in purple Over the past few days I have just been generally "Agile". I find myself fantasizing all though rare. But the one that worries me is the No of ^Boners I get. I mean I feel no shame if people check out my XXL but it's just to much. I swear since I stopped touching myself I have more hormones and Boners. Don't worry am not one of those lame guys that ask what do I do? I just felt like typing. P.s. I still do the Tiki Taka Masala donkey Kong folly jolly with my Bae and her friends ....... i.e I still have regular sex.
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| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
![]() Do you need some vaseline ![]() |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
You are a disgrace to Solid Snake. |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by afolwalex20(m): 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Smh.. |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 9:58pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
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| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Mods just banned my vaseline guy handle ![]() Thats my nasty handle men ![]() Mods, do you really think you can stop vaseline ![]() I already told u mods, vaseline is eternal ![]() |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by witnezHD(m): 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
eh! we don't care |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
I Too know fake Gamer. Thats actually Big Boss.....not that you know the difference ![]() |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 10:10pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
DashMeYansh:We all know it's big boss. I was trying to make a pun here hun. ya digg. Snake=thingy. To help your brain. |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by kestolove95(m): 10:39pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Am happy for u...gt urself a gf...u will regrt eva masturbating |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 10:41pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Congratulations |
| Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by CivilzedTyger(m): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
kestolove95:Why do ya say so |
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....... i.e I still have regular sex.


