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My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2015
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SO I decided since July to stop doing the handy handy rough vaseline linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..........Masturbating lipsrsealed.
Although my reasons are quite strange. I don't believe all that Medical Crap neither did I stop for moral or Religious reasons. I stopped it because I noticed if I hadn't done it for some days I generally feel better.

Almost 80% of the adult population Masturbate. I am a very ambitious guy and like to act unique. I just felt I had to be among the 20% that didnt...Doubt me.......am so unique I type in purple

Over the past few days I have just been generally "Agile". I find myself fantasizing all though rare. But the one that worries me is the No of ^Boners I get. I mean I feel no shame if people check out my XXL but it's just to much. I swear since I stopped touching myself I have more hormones and Boners.


Don't worry am not one of those lame guys that ask what do I do? I just felt like typing.

P.s. I still do the Tiki Taka Masala donkey Kong folly jolly with my Bae and her friends cool....... i.e I still have regular sex.
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Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015
grin grin

Do you need some vaseline huh
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015
You are a disgrace to Solid Snake.
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by afolwalex20(m): 9:57pm On Aug 28, 2015
Smh..
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 9:58pm On Aug 28, 2015
undecided
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 28, 2015
Mods just banned my vaseline guy handle angry

Thats my nasty handle men angry

Mods, do you really think you can stop vaseline huh

I already told u mods, vaseline is eternal angry
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by witnezHD(m): 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2015
eh! we don't care
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 28, 2015
I Too know fake Gamer. Thats actually Big Boss.....not that you know the difference undecided
[=quote author=Jeromejnr post=37441385]You are a disgrace to Solid Snake.[/quote]
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Jeromejnr(m): 10:10pm On Aug 28, 2015
DashMeYansh:
I Too know fake Gamer. Thats actually Big Boss.....not that you know the difference undecided
[=quote author=Jeromejnr post=37441385]You are a disgrace to Solid Snake.
We all know it's big boss. I was trying to make a pun here hun. ya digg. Snake=thingy. To help your brain.
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by kestolove95(m): 10:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
Am happy for u...gt urself a gf...u will regrt eva masturbating
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by Nobody: 10:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
Congratulations
Re: My Thing Is Acting Funny :( by CivilzedTyger(m): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2015
kestolove95:
Am happy for u...gt urself a gf...u will regrt eva masturbating
Why do ya say so
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