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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:58pm On Aug 29, 2015

Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2015

Nicky058:
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.

Welcome ma.
When next you get to a place, ask for the way they do their things and don't just conclude.
we're a one and happy family here. Everything we post seem meaningful to us and we're really enjoying it. Make sure you have a nice stay here.
Thank you

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:14pm On Aug 29, 2015

Temmi001:
khassy, do'u know the problem we have? We got too much money, So we're looking for the easiest ways to spend it. No wonder these BSS girls are always sitting around block 9 and 10 waiting for Engine guys with cash and Something upstairs!
#EngineTillKhassyAnd BoigrammzStopDistributingThunder!

You mean all those broke ass niccurs that seat at block 7 and waiting for who to join money with so as to buy 60:40 huh

Engine boys rich my foot.... They always borrow..
I think they should be given an award for that set

#TeamBrownTag
#TeamMoneyBags
#TeamFreshBoiz
#TeamRichGang

No venture cal engine bois when calling rich guys abeg

Even #GoldTag better pass una

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
You mean all those broke ass niccurs that seat at block 7 and waiting for who to join money with so as to buy 60:40

Engine boys rich my foot.... They always borrow..
I think they should be given an award for that set

#TeamBrownTag
#TeamMoneyBags
#TeamFreshBoiz
#TeamRichGang

No venture cal engine bois when calling rich guys abeg

Even #GoldTag better pass una

lol! Bread and Akara is the Engineering students' national food. Little wonder we call it 'Engine Burger.' we have little time than to walk miles to get food and 'unpack it.' Even the crazily rich Engineers still live On a bottle of La casera and gala or Guiness when they're on site. They actually don't have time.
All said. . .
#WeEngineersRock!

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2015

Nicky058:
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.

You mean Like this one abi cheesy

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 7:28pm On Aug 29, 2015

lol... This corporate morafucker thinks na everybody dey use Android...

grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:31pm On Aug 29, 2015

Temmi001:
lol! Bread and Akara is the Engineering students' national food. Little wonder we call it 'Engine Burger.' we have little time than to walk miles to get food and 'unpack it.' Even the crazily rich Engineers still live On a bottle of La casera and gala or Guiness when they're on site. They actually don't have time.
All said. . .
#WeEngineersRock!

My time's almost up if not we would've been in this till next tomorrow

#EngineSucks
#BrokeAssEngineBois

#TeamCIS
#TeamFreshGang
#TeamRichBoiz

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by OGeeKush(m): 7:32pm On Aug 29, 2015

awon were ti wa yapa ni thread yi sha... o ma shey o
btw is it true dat d post utme cut off mark is now 40?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:36pm On Aug 29, 2015

Lordseyad:
lol... This corporate morafucker thinks na everybody dey use Android...

Abeg shey people still d use Bb abi Java or symbian phone again ni huh

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:38pm On Aug 29, 2015

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OGeeKush:
awon were ti wa yapa ni thread yi sha... o ma shey o
btw is it true dat d post utme cut off mark is now 40?

No

its now 89 undecided

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by hulkhiharitoz(m): 7:43pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
You mean Like this one abi
no lik this one.

no vex ... u go soon reach

almost.

congratulations... you just made it.

.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2015

Alpet how far na

Long time...ur line no go ooo??

Reply ASAP
I wan logout

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Alpet(m): 8:00pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
Alpet how far na
Long time...ur line no go ooo??
Reply ASAP I wan logout

Y u dey go on & off? Yap, m now available. Sha welcome back.
Temmi001, u knw say na #CIS boyz full dis thread. Engine boyz & dia daily meal. Wishing u success in ur exam.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2015

Thanks very much sire.

Alpet:
Y u dey go on & off?
Yap, m now available.
Sha welcome back.

Temmi001, u knw say na #CIS boyz full dis thread. Engine boyz & dia daily meal.
Wishing u success in ur exam.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
Hey dawg

Got some fvcks to give... Ah need to give some to Wheesin for that lengthy trash up there

Boss........., calm down............I heard the nigga's been mixing maltina and smirrnoff ice.You know he's got a very light brain.He got drunk and he has been spilling trash everywhere he goes.When sleeps and wakes up tomorrow,he wud regain his senses.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015

Alpet:
Y u dey go on & off?
Yap, m now available.
Sha welcome back.

Temmi001, u knw say na #CIS boyz full dis thread. Engine boyz & dia daily meal.
Wishing u success in ur exam.

Na dat stuff wey I gist you before ni

How School na

No mind temmi001 we go murder engine bois here

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:12pm On Aug 29, 2015

IDGAF:
Boss........., calm down............I heard the nigga's been mixing maltina and smirrnoff ice.You know he's got a very light brain.He got drunk and he has been spilling trash everywhere he goes.When sleeps and wakes up tomorrow,he wud regain his senses.

My bad

I forgot the nigga is still growing up

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Titidi(f): 8:27pm On Aug 29, 2015

wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern

The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:

1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties.

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night.

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you.

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy.

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you

Welldone kontinu........ why are you telling everyone how you enjoyed the kiss

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 29, 2015

wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern

The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:

1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties.

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night.

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you.

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy.

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you

Lol..she's so what? U 4 complete am na..funny tho

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2015

[quote author=hulkhiharitoz post=37469517][/quote]Na so you d find ban reach abi cheesy

I no d ooo

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Alpet(m): 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
Na dat stuff wey I gist you before ni
How School na
No mind temmi001 we go murder engine bois here

Aiit, no problem. We gonna talk more later then.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2015

Nicky058:
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.

don't worry it takes tym ,u will get use to it

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by hulkhiharitoz(m): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
Na so you d find ban reach abi

I no d ooo

dem no fit dash us ban.
Us to holy...

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by youngguru23(m): 9:09pm On Aug 29, 2015

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2015

wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern

The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:

1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties.

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night.

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you.

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy.

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you

chai is nah me be dis..SMH
So out of all the role it is d dustbin packer u see to give me.where is khassy's lengendary thunder when u need it?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
My bad

I forgot the nigga is still growing up

lol

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adewaleadam(m): 9:23pm On Aug 29, 2015

Haaaaaaa....... Na 319 I leave this thing how cum the thing reach 331....... Oga oooooo... Any way sha

GUD EVENING NIGGERS

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2015

Mzflexydeeva:
thanks! How was urs?

I thanks God oh..

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ayokunlei(m): 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2015

khassy:
You mean all those broke ass niccurs that seat at block 7 and waiting for who to join money with so as to buy 60:40

Engine boys rich my foot.... They always borrow..
I think they should be given an award for that set

#TeamBrownTag
#TeamMoneyBags
#TeamFreshBoiz
#TeamRichGang

No venture cal engine bois when calling rich guys abeg

Even #GoldTag better pass una

k for khassy. Wetin happen, wia you go since fa?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2015

OGeeKush:
awon were ti wa yapa ni thread yi sha... o ma shey o
btw is it true dat d post utme cut off mark is now 40?

And you are one those *WERE*

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 29, 2015

adewaleadam:
Haaaaaaa....... Na 319 I leave this thing how cum the thing reach 331....... Oga oooooo... Any way sha

GUD EVENING NIGGERS

What's up man.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 29, 2015

Oqa Khassy don woke up frm the coffin shaa..

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