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samsonkjohn:
After saying she quit, and she regret falling in love with me. I said OK after I tried to chat her up. And she said so am even ready for the break up sef. Women are so confusing. I need Google, encyclopedia and German dictionary to study about them. Have bought my own copy

nigger pls be good and hand me a copy

jonaifame22:
eeyah sorry,hope u've opened new ones

That was like 3 yRs ago. I lost interet in fb buh openEd a twitter acct and a nl acct lst yr.
Thnks 4 Ur concern tho''.

Taylor86:
She came bk after 3months and said she's pregnant after a bloww job quickie we hard

exactly my case

SweetSoup:
She gained entrance into my apartment on a week day with the key i forgot to collect back from her, broke my 32inch TV, damage my home theatre, tore my chairs with Razor blade or something. The rest is too painful to disclose, she called to tell me she just left my home to drop the key and decided to do some minor cleaning in my apartment. Remembering that evil act brings back the pain i felt when i got home that day.

eeyah may God comfort u

PAINGAIN:
At unizik then I broke up with my girl. 3 months or so later I was walking by her hostel and saw her so I decided to say hello. We went into her room and were just gisting,then she said she needed to take her bath,went to shower,took her bath,came back later with only towel. She Locked d door,unwrapped her towel dropped it on the floor and was stark naked. Na so her bobi stand kakaraka. She started applying cream on her body, by this time my gazunga was bursting out of my jeans. Na so I rush dis chick,throw am for bed,took off everything I had on and jumped her but this chick say lailai. We kissed and kissed and kissed but once I make attempt to go there she go put stop sign. Oboy I promised her heaven and earth that day o. I even promised to buy helicopter for her but she say whosai. I nearly shyte for bed o.But finally she submitted sha, immediately I touch her for her weak point na so she open wella. That was one of d best sex I ever had.

lol! Supposing sey she no finally gree frustration for bend ur penis

saaedlee:
Yeah its really crazy the way some people react after a breakup. U shoulda just ignored him n let time heal his childish heart.

Do u really think its a childish act?

I don't think so, if only u could remember some stupid things u guys both did while dating, that is when u will know that whatever he does is nothing new to you or close to being childish.

Mine..... She called me after 8 years telling me that she was Pregnant for me back then... And she still wants me back... Then I ask her what about d Pregnant, and she told me that she have aborted it since

gentlesinna:
She came to my house one day on a surprise visit on to see a female shoe infront of my door nd she bagged in only to see me fucking on her elder sister den she walk straight to d bath room came out unclad nd joind us. After Quashing d two sisters I threw dem out of my room wit my belt.




They deserves it.

Chai, people can lie sha!!!, I don't bliviit

jonaifame22:
baby so u see,God always consoles his own

Yeah boss, God is Good to His own.

Rukkydelta:
I'll be the best mum ever and you'll never regret having me as your mother

oh mummy I love u,will u inbox me ur number,so I can speak to my best mum in the world or perhaps chat wth my mum on watsapp

Hawlahscho:

Cum or Come
Please don't CUM here o

sprinkles holy water on him
may ur soul be cleansed by the blood

mentorken05:
She came to my house like 2weeks after we called it quit and gave me the best sex ever.
The sex made me believe that second chance at relationship sex is better than normal people sex.

hehehehehehe

chigoizie7:
Do u really think its a childish act?

I don't think so, if only u could remember some stupid things u guys both did while dating, that is when u will know that whatever he does is nothing new to you or close to being childish.

Honestly, this is you being childish.
Just move ahead n stop living on memories from the past!

DrGroove:
I visited him n met a lady in his room.instead of acting up as he expected,i just exchanged pleasantries wt her and left.
when I got home,he sent me a text saying the relationship was over cos am dangerous.i replied okay!
and deleted n blocked him from all my social accounts when he expected me to come begging.
in anger,he came to my house one nyt n kicked me in my a*ss
I got him arrested n detained over d weekend!

eeyah so sorry abt dat,hope u've healed up

I thought I was the only one that saw that clear cut lie, some people can lie for Africa eh what kinda crazy biatch does that?

175:
See lie naaa my broda abeg fear God oooo. . .

Stelvin101:
Dated one Abia chick during my service year who happens to be a fellow Corper as well. She is soooooooo insultive and disrespectful whenever she is angry so I had to call off the relationship before I will do something I av never done in my life. after 2 weeks she confronted me one day in CDS day kneeling down in public begging me to accept her back, shame wan kill me dat day, stood her but but told her it can't work. 3days later and just a week to POP na dis babe arrest me with police for no reason, saying I threatened her life and Nigeria police is something else. Omooo i gat play Penny wise man foolish with her o make matter nor reach Z.I ears and POP na just a week to go, my fwndz adviced. she drop charges d next morning, carry me go house, cook, fvck and sleep. after POP she knew it's over when we return back to our various home.

hehhehehe I love dis

she kept swearn n cursn for like 2weeks,also said she was pregnant whc was a blatant lie cox i was a V....

Rukkydelta:
I'll be the best mum ever and you'll never regret having me as your mother

Whatever you say today always comes back hunting you later!

Don't know if this is crazy. 'I relished her absence.' Poor thing, she was so pretty and nothing more..

engrolawei:
Thou shall not call the name of GOD in vain. JESUS no be your mate. Eh?

pls just shut up abeg

shut:
Hahaha
Warri babe

u're a warri babe @ heart, because of ur sharpness, and ability to recognise when there's no time to check time

mentorken05:
She came to my house like 2weeks after we called it quit and gave me the best sex ever.
The sex made me believe that second chance at relationship sex is better than normal people sex.

I guess that was what one ex wanted †̥ do †̥ Me by insisting I come check her at home or I should inform her when am home alone

freethinker01:
That was like 3 yRs ago. I lost interet in fb buh openEd a twitter acct and a nl acct lst yr.
Thnks 4 Ur concern tho''.

u're welcome

Babe make una comment na..abi afraid dey catch una....

Really happened on my birthday, she gave it to me as a birthday present (gift). Luckily for me a lady whom i invited 4 d birthday party took over. Today we re living as husband nd wife.

Oscar4real:
Mine..... She called me after 8 years telling me that she was Pregnant for me back then... And she still wants me back... Then I ask her what about d Pregnant, and she told me that she have aborted it since

eeyah true love neva dies

Rukkydelta:
I'll be the best mum ever and you'll never regret having me as your mother

best mum
no be u i hear say u dey do runs for Owerri?

fpeter:
Yeah boss, God is Good to His own.

u're blessed

PunkyVeer:
Called & when I picked up to say "hello", all I could hear was him breathing. How creepy. Did this for months & at any time of the day or night until I finally changed my number. Who calls just to show off healthy lungs & breathing ability? Hahaha

Lolzz you wicked o!

saaedlee:
Honestly, this is you being childish.
Just move ahead n stop living on memories from the past!

Lolz, well to me, I don't see any action displayed after break up as childish.


because to me, "LOVE" is an emotional insanity. U hardly do anything with your head. If u are observant, u will find out that u will ordinarily not do any of those things that u did when in "love".

So, whatever a person does Is not being childish, it is still being blinded.







Open a thread with a topic, " crazy/silly things I did after breaking up with an ex".


The response you will get will so marvel u that if u ask them if they will still do same thing now, there answers will be a very BIG NO!b