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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 2:57pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Reyginus:yeah u got. It ...this is not an acronym .the project is fire ! Go cope it n come thank me later . |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 2:59pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus:Loool. Na coog get all dis bashing so? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 3:00pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Sokrates: Next week saturday? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Sokrates(m): 3:04pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
llaykorn:2morrow |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:10pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: i am a vet cos i have killed vets! you are a fool - you have yet to take on anyone with meat in their spine for you to be taken seriously. your popularity is amongst rookies.
vets don't take part in tourneys. the history you listed was when these dudes were still finding their feet. when was the last time you saw any sane vet take part in tourneys that included majority of facebookers and newbies? are you insane? you really see yourself as a vet? mention one vet you have beaten since you brought your miserable self on to this forum?
you are insecure and that means you lack self confidence. this is why you choose your battles amongst newbies that are still learning the trade. mention one grandslam battle you have ever had here. mention one big name you have ever beaten on NL. you have no pedigree, you think it's about your guguru & epa bars you spat on the tourney where you consistently had the weakest bars throughout? come on......i cannot even remember anything intelligent you did throughout that tourney. any of gladdys or darkrebel could have had you if they drew you first. you were the poorest on the tourney by a mile but your endurance got you through.
you are a consummate pinhead for this statement. anybody's top 5? i can eviscerate your career right now and i don't even have anything written down. anyone's top 5? really? i know at least 8 netcees that are better than you off the top alone. get out of here with your chest-beating, you are not rated.
coogar is the god of rap on NL. however, i don't like to hug the limelight for so long so i made way so that a ruminant animal like yourself can be known. on what planet would you and i even be put in the same echelon? you don't even know the meaning of a punchline and yet you are in whose top 5? maybe the top 5 of global retards.
teddymiyaki destroyed mik last year immediately i killed mik. ask teddy to tell you the history, you arabian camel!
i killed mik in june. killed siddoggg in august. obliterated ibime in september.....and yet this fool keep saying i had a battle the whole year. you are not intelligent.....that's 3 top-tier battles in about 3 months.
it was a debatable battle. ibime cheated to even make it debatable. he had more quatrains than coogar did. still......many of the voters thought i won, some called it a draw and others thought he won. how's that rusticating of the soul. can you even stand before ibime in a rap battle? can you withstand me in a battle? come on dog, this is not ojuelegba open mic.
buhahahaha. siddoggg had just destroyed mikuz when he called me out. and then what happened? siddoggg got killed. why are you making excuses for him. he didn't even make these excuses. the long & short of this is - you are not rated. a tourney where you did not face any of ibime, coogar, emaprince, siddoggg, kr0ne or theprekky does not make you anything. to be rated on NL, you just have to beat at least 2 of these elite netcees. if you haven't achieved that yet, go and dust your book of rhymes.
my best verse in 2014 brought NL down to it's knees. if anyone puts his head on the line this year, such individual would get eviscerated immediately. my bars are no longer of this world......i ghost-write for plenty of top-tier rappers in USA, canada, and naija these days. you ain't on ma level, slumboy. beat any 2 of the top 6 then you would be recognised. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
llaykorn:I wud hv actually wanted to have my first battle wit u. But exams... Maybe we can battle on 13th?? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:04pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
coogar:hahaha. Your own popularity is among the non-textcees outside this section nd urself. You're just contradicting yourself. You later said mik was not a vet b4 he took part in that tourney(which was when you brawled him). And now youre saying you've killed vets. you're just too dumb. See how you keep opposing yourself? So bis was not a vet before he took part in that tourney? After you brawled mik didn't he take part in a tourney? You are beginning to run out of things to say. Bis was already the ruling head here. Yet he took part in the tourney to stamp his authority properly. That's what Vets do. you are talking like a psychotic reta.rd. Insecure for what? That i'm not good or what? You're the one who feels insecure here. This is why you always try to cover up ur weak @ss with excess rants. Those guys you call newbies are by far more worthy opponents for me. I never wanted to brawl your sorry @ss. If i wanted someone, it'd be bis, krone, ema, lime and others that i haven't brawled before. ur fadeyi oloro bars are what makes you think you qualify to lock horns with max-cray? Pft! You have to kill niggas back to back like real vets do. And not clinging on to a 2-time fluke win forever. You don't have anything else to boast of except 2 fluke wins. Telling me to start mentioning names is very spastic. I've got nothing to prove to u of all people. You're just a stupid slyd0uche who daydreams too much. You should be honoured i'm making out time to reply these trash comments. that's because your memory keeps obliterating by the minute! You yourself praised my verses above the heavens. You couldn't contain the excitement you felt after reading my luscious piece of work. you are beginning to snitch on yourself. Try harder to fault my triumph, you would always fail. You just keep mentioning names. As If you're better. ARe you better than rebel? As far as i'm concerned, everyone who took part in that brawl is better than you. They had balls to take part in a tourney. Even gladyys. of cos, you would know textcees who aint scared of the ring. Speak for yourself, hypocrite. When last did you see coogar in any list of d0pe heads? Only the non-textcees whose heads you've filled with lies think you're d0pe. None of the oldheads of this section think you deserve to be hyped at all. shut your yap! Before amadioha strikes your jaw from a cumulonimbus cloud. Coogar is the god of rants on NL. You don't stand a chance against the least ranked battler in this section if you don't get a year to script. All i need is a summer solstice to have u incinerated. it took u 3 different years to script those three verses for each of them respectively. u aint even ashamed. U only talk about those 3 brawls. Boring cat 5 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 6:21pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Help us 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:34pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
coogar:i'm beginning to think you had garry ijebu for lunch. It's probably affected your cerebrum. Teddybiyasi should come tell when she and mik ever locked horns. They only threw shots at each other in FFR. Redundant fella who keeps obssessing over someone who isn't as old as his last daughter only bis was top tier at the time you brawled him. And the consequence for you was r@pe. You got molested to the point that you started considering doing a trans-gender! aint nothing debatable about that brawl. It was an avalanche, a landslide! You got buried alive. And you have no excuse whatsoever. The only excuse you could have is that you didn't get up to a year to script as usual. This time you had six months to prepare. And me against bis would be a good match up. Anything could happen. I don't shy away from battles with the fear of losing. first of, you and i in a ring would never happen. You'd have to earn it. Secondly, you are way below the calibre of the nuccas i've sonned. So you had better wake up from this daydream of yours. you are even exposing your weak @ss the more. You were the one who made a call out to mik even when the verdicts of the brawl between him and sid had not been concluded. Plus their brawl ended a tie. You keep lieing as usual to cover up. You called out mik while he was still in a brawl. What kind of a real nigga does that? I have been in a brawl. I dare you to sign up for the on going tourney and see if you would make it past the first round. lolololol..... You are a glorified fool. Your bars are no longer of this world because they have become wack as f*ck. This planet can no longer put up with your fadeyi oloro bars. There are great consequences if you dare drop any of those loathsome scripts of yours. You would get sent to hell to suck lucifer's balls if you try anything funny! 6 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Ojuelegba Open Mic damn! Abeg this insults will yield no battles, and if per adventure it does we'll see no wowing punches; they getting wasted here. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:27pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
mikuz & I didn't brawl we only threw shots at each other & i called him out but he was too scared of being whooped . . it's was giiyaz that was badly beaten up before nl got hacked 2 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
teddybiyasi:Lol, whassup bbitch? How you doing? Uh uh. . . I mean. . . How your ppussy doing? Any nigga or cracka banged you up in the states yet? Ya know it's been a long time since I seen ya. Just making sure you're kicking. Innamean? Errm. . . Meanwhile, you never beat me before. Your Ghostwriter did. And so you know, if you wanna get fuckedd by some real energetic fine blooded nigga anytime, you come get it. Whether Ghostwriter or no Ghostwriter, you getting ffucked big time! Dogggystyle to be precise. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 8:11pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
I'm currently in 9ja chilling with akara & sweet potatoes lol & wtf are you typing, you should be 17 by now right? if yes, a lil bit maturity should have kicked inna your cerebral stop being lame & spewing trash |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by dj5naira(m): 8:15pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
MuhdG: MI2. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 8:50pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
teddybiyasi:Lol, you got deported back to Nigeria already? Hehe. . . Yeah, I'm 17 now. And yeah I kinda matured, matured enough to give you a 3 hour ffuck. Hit me up if you want it, bbitch. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:02pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
teddybiyasi: who asked you? amebo |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:05pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
coogar vs Ibime wasn't a rap£ .. Bis had 16 quatrains or so & Coog had 10 or 11 .. if they had equal amount of bars it would have been more debatable 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:34pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Giyazz giyazz giyazz... How many times did i call u? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 9:35pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
MuhdG:3 times, sir. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 10:17pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
teddybiyasi: teddybiyasi: |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 10:20pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Riding in##### So you guys still exist? Can't believe my eyes. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Sokrates(m): 7:56am On Sep 05, 2015 |
sosiqdude:what happened to your other eye? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 8:57am On Sep 05, 2015 |
Sokrates:Postume question |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:48am On Sep 05, 2015 |
Damn! I swear ELYMAXiimus this fight sweet die, but am confused, who is bis? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:29am On Sep 05, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: your father is a lunatic.....he musta had a huge influence on you. teddy destroyed mikuz on FFR and kim never bothered to reply her.
sid, kim and bis were top-tier on NL before i brawled them kim had just beaten bis when i first arrived on FFR. i killed bis and he was too scared to reply. then kim offered to take me and he got killed. sid killed kim too and sid offered for a brawl....and he got killed as well. DBR also wanted a slice of cake, i killed him and he never replied. it's not about how many cheap battles you have had, it's about who you have fought. quality kills quantity, slowpoke!
even ibime himself would slap you for this.... a landslide is what i did to kim and siddoggg where no single poster voted for them. ibime vs coogar was a debatable battle......many of the judges were even saying i should add more to my script to level up with ibime. ibime himself said he respected my verse while you are here disgracing your father's name to gain cheap popularity.
when i don't even consider you top-tier. you are shooting yourself in the foot.....the only 2 guys i have business with yet are kr0ne, emaprince and darkrebel(if he beats one top tier netcee or wins the forthcoming tourney). i don't rate you.
mik me out, you slowpoke. i never wanted mik. as far as i was concerned then, he wasn't that good but he was the people's champ. when it looked like i was ducking him, i decided to brawl him and he died instantly.
mik wasn't in a brawl when he called me out. stop misappropriating the facts. mik wanted me so bad to shut me up cos i was always on his back on the FFR pages. coogar? sign for on going tourney? it's basically for losers like yourself who are still cutting their teeth. i have paid my dues....i don't need any tourney to coke up the coogar brand. from the outset, i made my intentions known that only 3-5 vets are worthy of my time here......unfortunately for you, you are not one of them.
the same fadeyi oloro bar made the list of the best bars of 2014. that same bar murdered the most fearsome netcee in 2014....i am all about hilarious punchlines. something you or the 500 generations before and after you cannot comprehend. stop reaching beyond your station, you are not rated here or elsewhere.
what consequences? i have never been decisively beaten in a battle brawl. never ever!! ibime got a dodgy W cos he had much more longer script. ELYMAXiimus: kim wasn't a vet to me....if he was, i would have been scared to even face him. however, kim was the people's champ and i had to repsect that. i remember airmark used to blow bubbles up kim's arse back then goats like you started from the bottom.....i started from the top instantly.
after i brawled mik, bis never took part in any tourney... but then you are amnesiac. 90% of what happened to you yesterday didn't even register in your brain. the lack of vitamins in your system is beginning to manifest it's symptoms. in which tourney did bis participate after june last year? if i can recollect accurately, bis had actually retired by then. he came out of retirement to face me after he saw my quality bars against sid.
you have the brain capacity of a slug. bis had retired by the time i came on FFR last year. he didn't take part in any tourney after i battled kim. stop lying to cover your weak status here. you are the insecure child that has to mention the weak tourney you won to measure your flaccid pënis.
when you do something one time, it can be flukey. when you do it twice, it's no longer a fluke. my fadeyi oloro bars still bettered anything you have scripted on this forum. you are a nobody trying to be somebody. mention one battle you have respectfully won? mention 2 big names you have respectfully brawled? you are calling yourself top 5 and yet you haven't actually battled anyone in the top-5? you are a disgrace to your village. about 500 years ago, such chest-beating would have your family stoned to death by 12-able bodied men.
praised your verses? i compared your progression in the tourney to the greek team in euro 2004. if you actually think that is a compliment then you are a big tool with poop for brains.
i am better than everyone on this forum i do not battle because the people i have called out aren't interested. some few months back, i called out emaprince and he told me he was busy.
the rants of a lunatic. all your brawls are just quantity. no single quality brawl in them. you are a disgrace.....people shudder in repulsion when they read your stuff. 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 11:48am On Sep 05, 2015 |
Sinizia dy like dis kin thing |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 11:52am On Sep 05, 2015 |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 12:00pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Ojuelegba open mic .... LWKMD!!! |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 12:02pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
danbrowndmf: Which thing? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 12:07pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Lol. I think a battle will do for this two. coogar if you don't consider him your battle material, I think you should not be exchanging words with him. Just leave him. He is not on your level. I don't see the difference between this and battling. If you won't battle somebody because he is not on your level I don't see what level the exchange of words with him actually operates from. 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 12:14pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
sinizia:see war wey dy go on |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 12:59pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
danbrowndmf: I don finally see am. My verdict: Coogar vs Ibime was not a ràpe. Anyone that calls it a ràpe is being biased. Yeah, Ibime won that battle for me but that battle was an avalanche of corrosive punchelines, methaphors, multi-syllabic rhymming etc., from both ninjas. That of Coog and Sid was a one-sided affair. I think Sid underestimated Coog after winning Mik and Coog took him to the cleaners. Comments when that battle hit FP showed Coog won Sid in almost all the crits. On Ely and Coog, while is Elymax is dópe no doubt, i think Coog will win him should they brawl. Coog has a better pen game than Ely judging from what I've read from their battles. 2 Likes |
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