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Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:07am On Sep 04, 2015
lordtosan:
you mean you couldn't understand what i just wrote? Your case is worst than i thought.

now, i see why you have obstinately refused to go to naija boiy for english tutorials after my many pieces of advice. Pride. Pride all over you.
Stfu!!what is wrong with dis one?

Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:08am On Sep 04, 2015
bqlekan:
that's good to know Mz Abasi.. and work?
Work is fine,i thank GOD!urs?
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by bqlekan(m): 11:16am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Work is fine,i thank GOD!urs?
going on well..
And you are still running from me.. don't worry o, I will catch you grin
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:18am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Stfu!!what is wrong with dis one?
what is wrong with me was what was wrong with your father when he banged your mother on the highway which led to an accident that is your birth. Learn to humble yourself and take correction. Numbskull, I repeat it is not "i will have show you.." as you ignorantly wrote. It contrarily should be "i would have shown you". Now, fool can you shut up and pick up an english book or a dictionary?

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Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:19am On Sep 04, 2015
bqlekan:
going on well..
And you are still running from me.. don't worry o, I will catch you grin
Running from u? shocked nah when u r not a mad man!! cheesy
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:20am On Sep 04, 2015
lordtosan:
what is wrong with me is what was wrong with your father when he banged your mother on the highway which led to an accident that is your birth. Learn to humble yourself and take correction. Numbskull, I repeat it is not "i will have show you.." as you ignorantly wrote. It contrarily should be "i would have shown you". Now, fool can you shut up and pick up an english book or a dictionary?
Come here dude undecided has ur brain gone sour?leave my parent out of this!modafucker!!i dont have time for shits dig dat!!
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by bqlekan(m): 11:21am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Running from u? shocked nah when u r not a mad man!! cheesy
Chai.. just watch me tear you apart... if e sure for you, no run again
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:22am On Sep 04, 2015
bqlekan:
Chai.. just watch me tear you apart... if e sure for you, no run again
lol,tear me apart?whaaat shocked u no fit!
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by bqlekan(m): 11:27am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol,tear me apart?whaaat shocked u no fit!
you no go let me try now cheesy you are always running..,
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:29am On Sep 04, 2015
bqlekan:
you no go let me try now cheesy you are always running..,
ok cheesy u r free to do wateva u want to do!!**go ahead**
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:33am On Sep 04, 2015
Victoria Kimani?

Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:34am On Sep 04, 2015
lordtosan:
what is wrong with me was what was wrong with your father when he banged your mother on the highway which led to an accident that is your birth. Learn to humble yourself and take correction. Numbskull, I repeat it is not "i will have show you.." as you ignorantly wrote. It contrarily should be "i would have shown you". Now, fool can you shut up and pick up an english book or a dictionary?

Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by bqlekan(m): 11:35am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
ok cheesy u r free to do wateva u want to do!!**go ahead**
you won't block me? Okay lets start by you getting closer first grin
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:37am On Sep 04, 2015
bqlekan:
you won't block me? Okay lets start by you yet tong closer first grin
cheesy nah i wont block u!
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:38am On Sep 04, 2015
[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=37660474][/quote] cheesy so?
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:40am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Come here dude undecided has ur brain gone sour? leave my parent out of this! modafucker!!i dont have time for shits dig dat!!
it is na wa. Do brain get sour? Blood of saul! Were you taught 'register' at all that is if you know what that means? With such grammar as you proudly and fearlessly keep churning out, your academic certificates should be an apology to the schools you attended.

If you want me to leave your parents out of this, make them proud by learning proper grammar.

You don't have time for this 'shiit' and you are punching your keypads replying my every post about the shiit. Oghene! You dey think at all before you type or you just like to dey appear st.upid?
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by bqlekan(m): 11:40am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy nah i wont block u!
watch me trail you grin
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 11:45am On Sep 04, 2015
lordtosan:
it is na wa. Do brain get sour? Blood of saul! Were you taught 'register' at all that is if you know what that means? With such grammar as you proudly and fearlessly keep churning out, your academic certificates should be an apology to the schools you attended.

If you want me to leave your parents out of this, make them proud by learning proper grammar.

You don't have time for this shit and you are punching you keypads replying my every post about the shit. Oghene! You dey think at all before you type or you just like to dey appear st.upid?
cheesy cheesy see as dis fuvktard carry my matter for head!buhahahahahaha!bye boy cos i am not gonna take to dat stwepid correction of urs!! so hang urself or u go hug transformer cheesy
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:58am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy see as dis person carry my matter for head!buhahahahahaha!bye boy!!!
just as i thought you will resort to 'pidgin' and 'smiley' to cover up for your inability to construct proper english sentence.

Since, it appears you understand 'pidgin' better, maybe i should correct you with 'pidgin'.
"mumu, no be ''i will have show you'' as u almost kpai english for here. Na "i would have shown you" bring your shoulder down, chop ur pride and learn eh"

and to think one sex-starved i.diot said he is trailing you and making you feel desired, puts the saying into perspective that "when a girl is a numbskull, it is her puss.y that suffers"
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 12:21pm On Sep 04, 2015
lordtosan:
just as i thought you will resort to 'pidgin' and 'smiley' to cover up for your inability to construct proper english sentence.

Since, it appears you understand 'pidgin' better, maybe i should correct you with 'pidgin'.
"mumu, no be ''i will have show you'' as u almost kpai english for here. Na "i would have shown you" bring your shoulder down, chop ur pride and learn eh"

and to think one sex-starved i.diot said he is trailing you and making you feel desired, puts the saying into perspective that "when a girl is a numbskull, it is her puss.y that suffers"
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Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by sinaj(f): 11:06am On Sep 05, 2015
lordtosan:
Is that all?
Go meet that afro-boy, Naijaboiy make he teach u how to write action-film stories, u say you no say na ireneony you like to be ur teacher. U si ur life nw? Ur story just dry like sinaj's breast.


lol olodo grin

na ur sista bwest dry lyk ur grandmama own undecided
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:46am On Sep 05, 2015
sinaj:



lol olodo grin

na ur sista bwest dry lyk ur grandmama own undecided
chai! E pain her reach bone.
My late grandmum is not responsible for ur flat-chestedness. Your mum is. Did you expect to be busty when your mama breast be like slippers? No na. That's a breast impossible. Vent your anger at your mum please. The old whor.e is the culprit. If your truck-pusher father had not married her, he would have saved the world of another flat-chested girl like you with breast that's the size of a lemon. Idio.t!
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Nobody: 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2015
sad angry

Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Sharp212(m): 12:54pm On Sep 05, 2015
lordtosan:
before u show am pepper, season your grammar eh. It's not 'i will have show'. It is 'i will have shown'. I don tell u and d OP to go meet naijaboiy wey dey always bite him lips for him profile pics to teach una correct grammar but pride no wan let una go. Eh?
So for your mind nau u don blow the correct grammar
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 1:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
So for your mind nau u don blow the correct grammar
I no expect you to appreciate english. Even pidgin hard for you.
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Sharp212(m): 1:32pm On Sep 05, 2015
lordtosan:
I no expect you to appreciate english. Even pidgin hard for you.
Thank you sir, but I never said u didn't get it right, guy this forum is not like Iran vs Iraq war ground so stop being unnecessary mean, I can't stoop so low to the extent of exchanging words with you over a language that has a possibility of someone in nursery school speaking it more fluently than a university graduate, av gat more pressing issues to worry about bro.
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 2:13pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
Thank you sir, but I never said u didn't get it right, guy this forum is not like Iran vs Iraq war ground so stop being unnecessary mean, I can't stoop so low to the extent of exchanging words with you over a language that has a possibility of someone in nursery school speaking it more fluently than a university graduate, av gat more pressing issues to worry about bro.
ok stranger. you can now give the phone back to sharp212 to continue with his pidgin 'cause i know he can't write in english and had to beg you to help him reply me.
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Sharp212(m): 2:23pm On Sep 05, 2015
lordtosan:
ok stranger. you can now give the phone back to sharp212 to continue with his pidgin 'cause i know he can't write in english and had to beg you to help him reply me.
like I said bro, av gat more pressing issues to worry about; I don't know y you are finding it so difficult to comprehend that, Mr professor.
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by haytripple(m): 2:27pm On Sep 05, 2015
Story for the gods
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 2:37pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
like I said bro, av gat more pressing issues to worry about; I don't know y you are finding it so difficult to comprehend that, Mr professor.
if there is anybody who doesn't comprehend what you are saying, it's you who keep saying "i have more pressing issue to worry about" yet keep punching your keyboard replying my every post and trying to get my attention. Please, i'm not gay. I can't satisfy your sexual needs. Get off my mention.
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by Sharp212(m): 3:04pm On Sep 05, 2015
lordtosan:
if there is anybody who doesn't comprehend what you are saying, it's you who keep saying "i have more pressing issue to worry about" yet keep punching your keyboard replying my every post and trying to get my attention. Please, i'm not gay. I can't satisfy your sexual needs. Get off my mention.
Gay Kwa, le godi this manchi, onye'a owu di onye ebo le, gbafuo from here, kitikpa racha Kwa gi anya there.
Getting attention onye ara. Enyia Park Kwa ofuma o.
Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
Gay Kwa, le godi this manchi, onye'a owu di onye ebo le, gbafuo from here, kitikpa racha Kwa gi anya there.
Getting attention onye ara. Enyia Park Kwa ofuma o.
Ike mma gi ne chichi. Ewu! Ka kitikpa racha mpa gi anya there! You are one of the problems of the igbo not just the Nigerian Government. I gallant here for you. I will keep bringing you out and taking you to the cleaners in any language you employ to seek solace. Oya, use yoruba i.diot!
Maybe, you should be reminded you said you have more pressing issue to worry about. I guess my mention is.

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