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Cutehector:
e be like say mrsphyno don dey trend.....

E be like

MrsPhyno:
Yes. Ur my oluko or oganla

Chei I never knew my Yoruba was this good

Goodnight "doctor" kingtom

Ehn good night. My apprentice.

Nollywood

After reading through all the comments to end boredom,I corroborate to this story. truth or lie,what will it take us to be vigilant and stop being ignorant.

BTW this mrsphyno of a lady has attracted many toasters,I suspect her.....

Would have expected the 'mammywater' to disguise herself better than to appear at a lagoon front.
How OBVIOUS.

No be only mami water..... Na mami Nairaland.......

HMMMMM ITS SUPER STORY life full of hhmmmmmmmmmm

mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

youmour:
This post just make my prick stand

hian....y ur pricck stand na bros....abi ur pricck wan recite national anthem ni?

What a crappy story!
Nigerians' st*upid medieval mentality is unbelievable!
Nigerians are very gullible!

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karashika!!!

Ma guy.. You suppose do manual or e-book on how to toast bae for NL... Pastor pikin like me no even know wetin I go tell woman. Abeg do manual for people like me and pls make sure it's free.
Dedicate it to Mrsphyno.. She'll be proud.

IamLEGEND1:
and so the argument begins ......

we all know most girls are are walking around with nothing but dead brain cells.......dem go dey form Rambo but as soon as dem sight guy(even old men) with money,every trace of common sense go just komot from their body...

but u are one one of a kind,u get d brain to support d body and face....

i will aerially intercept a fatally explosive device for thee

i hope u know that?

bigass123:
Ma guy.. You suppose do manual or e-book on how to toast bae for NL... Pastor pikin like me no even know wetin I go tell woman. Abeg do manual for people like me and pls make sure it's free.
Dedicate it to Mrs phyno.. She'll be proud.

bros mi,as i dey so na learner i be oh.....

And even Mrsphýnó sef dey do me shakara.....

The Mighty Hand of God is still powerful to save us and His ear is still open to hear us

You have a valid point.

Bollinger:
It always amazes me that when these conspiracy theorist need a phone camera to prove their theories, they never seem to have one. "i saw an alien", "I saw a witch", " i saw mammy water" and they never seem to have pictures. But when it comes to "see a man crushed by a trailer", "man lynched to death in lagos", "nepa official electrocuted on pole" etc, miraculously their camera phone starts to work again

Thought all mami's r fair in complexion....so dark mami Don dey now....*sigh*

Thought all mami's r fair in complexion so dark mami's Don dey now again....choi. ..God save our ass

[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=37680991][/quote]story for the gods

Na soo

mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

ghan!ghan ghan! this is supper storyyy the life of strife and sorrow

3 things ruin a man;women,money and alcohol,especially wen he lacks self control

I just got wind of the latest news in town that MrsPhyno is the mammy water the Op was gisting us about.

I'm sure Yemi Alade is seeing dis name right about now.

Hmm..

Cock and bull story

Cutehector:
she just said guys r naturaly stvpid.. And your are a guy whch makes u stvpid and u just dey buttlick d babe...


No dey fall hand na

na ode nla him be

A lesson to everyone(both male and female)

czarr:
Abeg I dey find mammy water girlfriend.


And I don't think d girl is from d marine world.
David just started enjoy the wild side of life,
Plus sex is fun...

Asweardan! the way i dey carry find am heen! anyways arent mamies them supposed to be extra fair skined?
op na ogbanje you jam jor!

YBMB:
AM STILL SINGLE BIKO.. AM EVEN SCARED TO APPROACH ANY GURL.

Good for you... Make sure you remain like that.....

I told my wife as soon as I read the story that see, many would say fiction now.. and I was spot on. What is wrong with men self, must we sleep with any human with a hole. 4 things would make a man fall short of fulfilling his destiny in this world; money, power, his ignorance and women. Of all these the cheapest to find are women - oh yes, when you are destined for the top, women would fall cheaply at your feet. I once met a man who used to be into the occult, and he told me that when they acquire power one thing they are seriously warned about is sleeping anyhow with women. He said they just cant sleep with any women, before they do, they must know who she really is and after sex, they capture her destiny. Now the funny part of the equation, according to him is that the men that equally sleep with these women, would have their destiny captured as well, because these women have become agents either they know it or know. That a man has money to play around with even though he has a fling of g friends, doesn't mean his destiny isn't already captured. Infact, from what the man told me, when a mans destiny is captured, nothing happens to him, he goes on just like nothing has happened. But in the spirit realm, he has started to diminish.

Well he concluded that many would continue to fall pray to free sex, based on his assessment, out of every 20 men you ever meet, 15 cannot say no to sex at all they must sleep with any women that is willing, 4 would say no for a while - but if the lady doesn't back out they would later do. He said only 1 out of 20 Male Black men know where they are going in life.

Mammy water or not, must a man have sex with every women. I think that should be the lesson from the OP narrative.

Hmmmm...so tell me more abt it...mammy my foot