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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by misreal(m): 5:56pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.
hahahaahahahahaha....leson learnt.. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand..
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by IYANGBALI: 5:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
Op you no try at all,this your movie no sweet at all at all,na lie full am

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 5:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
undecided hmmm
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2015
op i dint care to read that long epistle to conclude this is utter bull shyyte angry
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Raymonbell(m): 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2015
story
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by kinibigdeal(m): 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2015
mammy water story again undecided
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by damiloladuke: 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2015
Cool
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Ustazee04: 5:59pm On Sep 05, 2015
okay o
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 6:00pm On Sep 05, 2015
IYANGBALI:
Op you no try at all,this your movie no sweet at all at all,na lie full am
U sure say na lie?




grin grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by IYANGBALI: 6:00pm On Sep 05, 2015
tohpahz:


Morning fine guy.. wink how u doing
you no fine oo,na decieve him dey decieve you,Iyabo Obasanjo and Kareen Igho fine pass you
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by mascot87(m): 6:00pm On Sep 05, 2015
Why is MrsPhyno opening her teeth @ every of her comments? Na so chat with a guy dey sweet u reach?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 6:01pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

All right....peaceful site to study.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

So all beautiful ladies who are seen near a water front are mammi water?

Hmm.....okay.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Something tells me

1.David was drinking already.

2.David doesn't know the meaning of ''running away''.

3.One thing about s.,x....it is enjoyable. If you don't want to do it before marriage....don't do it.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams

And thus.....diseases are diagnosed by dreams.

(And something tells me the drinking and the psychological stress plays a role....wink wink.).


he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

Confessing his sins is what freed him.....not marine world things.

Ah well.....I am a Christian, I believe in God's word....but my issue with this story is that too much blame is put on external factors,rather than the fact that David was already succumbing to temptation long before he met the girl.

And I may be wrong....but the girl is human. Potiphar's wife was human.

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by adewumiopeyemi(m): 6:02pm On Sep 05, 2015
story story story .....for d GODS grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by 9jatatafo(m): 6:02pm On Sep 05, 2015
What is all this mammy water thing? Do they exist? How many people have seen it.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by mowah: 6:03pm On Sep 05, 2015
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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by BrainnewsNg(f): 6:05pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lol stop that jare u know I dont like those kinda statements
argue with me if u want tongue

i busy small sha.... na school tinz so i no fit complain its jus part of life i guess
missed you o grin

the annoying thing about you is that I was asking everyone if they missed me and na only you I say that 'i missed you' and u no fit notice am tongue grin

Hehehehehehehehehe

There is God oooooo
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by dgr8est(m): 6:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
Didn't know its mami water cos that's what friends in school call, actually thought its a mermaid
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by jamace(m): 6:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
boman2014:
undecided
that your friend smoke before him gives his testimony

metchewww

maami water kor... paapi water ni....
Mammi water is real! https://www.nairaland.com/2575168/sir-victor-uwaifo-nigerian-musician
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by pweetybhy(f): 6:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
Jesu.. Gobe
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by smarttm: 6:08pm On Sep 05, 2015
Lie...
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by jamace(m): 6:09pm On Sep 05, 2015
IYANGBALI:
Op you no try at all,this your movie no sweet at all at all,na lie full am
Mammy water is real. Confirmed by Victor Uwaifor: https://www.nairaland.com/2575168/sir-victor-uwaifo-nigerian-musician
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Kay17: 6:10pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

Don't these mammy water people have the ingenuity of foresight? Assuming they are able to foresee future, they would not attack him to the severe point of driving him into the arms of his church
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Airtimex(m): 6:11pm On Sep 05, 2015
this is serious angry
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by dejavski(m): 6:12pm On Sep 05, 2015
NoRetreat:
I won't dismissed the story as untrue, I graduated from UNILAG, we were all reading at the old library at night, light went off and while waiting for NEPA to restore electricity we could not explained what happened to all of us! There was a sudden rush fom nowhere some were injured some were terrified that was the end of reading that night. It was later learnt that the spirit of Lagoon caused the panick AKT for those who know the library before the lagoon front. So, the story might be true, some guys were always seen at the lagoon at night during the exam.
U didn't include those scary crabs that comes out of nowhere at that Lagoon front. Lol @ AKT most niggies go there to book seat for potential toasting @ night cheesy

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Jalinco: 6:13pm On Sep 05, 2015
I like your lies.
When are you going to give us the story of daddy water?

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 6:15pm On Sep 05, 2015
hmmm..
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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by belloabdulrazaq(m): 6:16pm On Sep 05, 2015
Yemaja ke embarassedtufiakwa shocked
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by stag: 6:18pm On Sep 05, 2015
If it was this easy to fvck a fine mammy-wata girl, lag boys would be chilling 2-4 at the lagoon front. Those days if you saw a mammy-wata, you ran away. These days you pursue! grin

OP, this will story was probably intended to discourage people from the lagoon front but it might end up the other way.

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by drnoel: 6:22pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.


OP what did u drink that is making u see visions?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by xreal: 6:22pm On Sep 05, 2015
I have seen the movie before now.

... e be like say na Mount Zion films act am.

... or is it EVOM, chai ... I no remember.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by tiswell(m): 6:24pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

good. grin

its not like we never surrender its just dat we are always right and guys are s.tupid (no offense) so we gots prove our points to dem grin
I guess your fada is/was among the s.tupid g.uys...how old are you

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