JoeCutie:
Chai! Girls of nowadays.

GIYAZZ:
Hmmm. . . But atleast y'all still making sure it remains one of the most vibrant sections on Nairaland.

redgem:


What did we do na?

danbrowndmf:
which people

Dark and Mark

redgem:



What did we do na?

juddexy2:
Red gem?

JoeCutie:
Everything! I dey fear una.

naijaboiy:

redgem:




Yes.... That's my moniker

juddexy2:
yeah! Howdy?

olajorn:
u not wifing me naa..U Just one agbero with gentle me

olajorn:
i wont collect that From u,my wife mrs.phyno mrsjorn dont give me cold plantain

redgem:


Why? We want your love not fear....

redgem:
Sinnzu love..... howdy?

MrsPhyno:

@ Gurgle
do you mind. respect urself o why r u talking to this guy at night

Gurgle:


Lol is it not the same shameless tactic you also employed with my own husband

Fogerrit o.. im done being polite. Better keep quiet there before I request his personal line...

MrsPhyno:

ashhhhhhh keep quiet there jor
he wanted me so bad i couldnt refuse, stop throwing urself at this one

u don kolo pata pata

Gurgle:


Lol nwanyi nke a...abeg talk true joor

Can you imagine; after you left him for 1 day the guy just sighted my over-ripe plantain and started gravitating towards me?! So you've been starving him or what

Ohh goshhh and they said girls from abroad lack home training...nwanyi ajebo 1 nwanyi ajepaki 0..

MrsPhyno:

honesty is my only policy.... u know when there is dat beautiful sight of suya..... and a person starts salivating... u've got to feed them the suya nah, you cant just leave them with saliva dripping everywhere u should understand my analogy

yeah ur plantain looked like only god knows what. u seriously cant cook o.... smh. My plantains (altho I dont like eating them) are beautiful and delicious, I go upload a pic later Just to show u up
He wasnt gravitating anywhere mumu, i hand feed him those plantains so sharrap

na me u call paki lol..... so na u be ajebo u wish. with this ur mouth like trailer truck driver... to vile

Gurgle:

Ehen let me finish that analogy for you...you decided not to deprive all the salivators of that delicious suya so you have been dishing it to all of them since..until there was no suya left for the true owner..smh
LOL go away...that's not even how I usually fry them na God sabi why they don long like that..even so I still mananged to collect the guy who you have been laboring to catch for almost a month now with page after page of ineffectual chats...na US both of you dey still you nor fit do am...even with my terrible plantain so what does that say about you..
you be paki...in fact certified paki..Im sure they even branded it onto you backside when you were born

MrsPhyno:

honesty is my only policy.... u know when there is dat beautiful sight of suya..... and a person starts salivating... u've got to feed them the suya nah, you cant just leave them with saliva dripping everywhere u should understand my analogy
yeah ur plantain looked like only god knows what. u seriously cant cook o.... smh. My plantains (altho I dont like eating them) are beautiful and delicious, I go upload a pic later Just to show u up
He wasnt gravitating anywhere mumu, i hand feed him plantains so sharrap
na me u call paki lol..... so na u be ajebo?? ? u wish. with this ur mouth like trailer truck driver... to vile

BUTCHCASSIDY:



Una don come?

MrsPhyno:

see ehn, tell this hoe's husband that he should keep her away from me.... she is testing me dis early morning

butch how are u

TrapLORD:
Remain in your FOOLS paradise

Gurgle:


Ehen let me finish that analogy for you...you decided not to deprive all the salivators of that delicious suya so you have been dishing it to all of them since..until there was no suya left for the true owner..smh

LOL go away...that's not even how I usually fry them na God sabi why they don long like that..even so I still mananged to collect the guy who you have been laboring to catch for almost a month now with page after page of ineffectual chats...na US both of you dey still you nor fit do am...even with my terrible plantain so what does that say about you..

you be paki...in fact certified paki..Im sure they even branded it onto your backside when you were born

Idowuogbo:

Lmao! Good luck son! If dem try any xenophobic shyte on you there, show them you be original Naija boy.

STFUareyouGod:

What an ambition! ✖️✖️✖️✖️

JoeCutie:
Oh...you want my love?
Wait! Are you 'toasting' me?

TrapLORD:
Im fine swty...... and you?

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Im fine dear

Which of the hubands

MrsPhyno:

das good

u know the one... the one i hate