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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 11:29am On Sep 07, 2015
JoeCutie:
Chai! Girls of nowadays. tongue

What did we do na?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 11:30am On Sep 07, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Hmmm. . . But atleast y'all still making sure it remains one of the most vibrant sections on Nairaland.
Oh fo sure, fo sure grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 11:31am On Sep 07, 2015
Sinnzu love..... tongue howdy?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 11:47am On Sep 07, 2015
redgem:


What did we do na?
Everything! I dey fear una. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by juddexy2(m): 11:49am On Sep 07, 2015
Redgem?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2015
danbrowndmf:
which people angry
Dark and Mark grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naijaboiy: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2015
redgem:



What did we do na?
angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 12:06pm On Sep 07, 2015
juddexy2:
Red gem?


Yes.... That's my moniker
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 12:07pm On Sep 07, 2015
JoeCutie:
Everything! I dey fear una. grin

Why? We want your love not fear.... grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 12:10pm On Sep 07, 2015
naijaboiy:
angry

What is making this one angry? tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by juddexy2(m): 12:12pm On Sep 07, 2015
redgem:




Yes.... That's my moniker
yeah! Howdy?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 12:15pm On Sep 07, 2015
juddexy2:
yeah! Howdy?


I'm pretty fine and you?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:30pm On Sep 07, 2015
olajorn:
u not wifing me naa..U Just one agbero with gentle me tongue
exactly i go rough u up o so be warned tongue dont start what u cant finish grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Sep 07, 2015
olajorn:
i wont collect that From u,my wife mrs.phyno mrsjorn dont give me cold plantain sad
@ Gurgle
do you mind. respect urself o why r u talking to this guy at night undecidedgrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 12:40pm On Sep 07, 2015
redgem:


Why? We want your love not fear.... grin
Oh...you want my love? shocked cheesy
Wait! Are you 'toasting' me? cheesy tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TrapLORD(m): 12:41pm On Sep 07, 2015
redgem:
Sinnzu love..... tongue howdy?
Im fine swty...... tongue and you?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:43pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

@ Gurgle
do you mind. respect urself o why r u talking to this guy at night undecidedgrin

Lol is it not the same shameless tactic you also employed with my own husband

Fogerrit o.. im done being polite. Better keep quiet there before I request his personal line...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:50pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol is it not the same shameless tactic you also employed with my own husband

Fogerrit o.. im done being polite. Better keep quiet there before I request his personal line...
ashhhhhhh keep quiet there jor grin
he wanted me so bad i couldnt refuse, stop throwing urself at this one

u don kolo pata pata grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:58pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

ashhhhhhh keep quiet there jor grin
he wanted me so bad i couldnt refuse, stop throwing urself at this one

u don kolo pata pata grin

Lol nwanyi nke a...abeg talk true joor

Can you imagine; after you left him for 1 day the guy just sighted my over-ripe plantain and started gravitating towards me?! So you've been starving him or what

Ohh goshhh and they said girls from abroad lack home training...nwanyi ajebo 1 nwanyi ajepaki 0..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol nwanyi nke a...abeg talk true joor

Can you imagine; after you left him for 1 day the guy just sighted my over-ripe plantain and started gravitating towards me?! So you've been starving him or what

Ohh goshhh and they said girls from abroad lack home training...nwanyi ajebo 1 nwanyi ajepaki 0..
honesty is my only policy.... u know when there is dat beautiful sight of suya..... and a person starts salivating... u've got to feed them the suya nah, you cant just leave them with saliva dripping everywhere grin u should understand my analogy grin

yeah ur plantain looked like only god knows what. u seriously cant cook o.... smh. My plantains (altho I dont like eating them) are beautiful and delicious, I go upload a pic later grin Just to show u up grin
He wasnt gravitating anywhere mumu, i hand feed him plantains so sharrap grin

na me u call paki lol..... so na u be ajebo?? ? u wish. with this ur mouth like trailer truck driver... to vile tongue grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 1:11pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

honesty is my only policy.... u know when there is dat beautiful sight of suya..... and a person starts salivating... u've got to feed them the suya nah, you cant just leave them with saliva dripping everywhere grin u should understand my analogy grin

yeah ur plantain looked like only god knows what. u seriously cant cook o.... smh. My plantains (altho I dont like eating them) are beautiful and delicious, I go upload a pic later grin Just to show u up grin
He wasnt gravitating anywhere mumu, i hand feed him those plantains so sharrap grin

na me u call paki lol..... so na u be ajebo u wish. with this ur mouth like trailer truck driver... to vile tongue grin

Ehen let me finish that analogy for you...you decided not to deprive all the salivators of that delicious suya so you have been dishing it to all of them since..until there was no suya left for the true owner..smh

LOL go away...that's not even how I usually fry them na God sabi why they don long like that..even so I still mananged to collect the guy who you have been laboring to catch for almost a month now with page after page of ineffectual chats...na US both of you dey still you nor fit do am...even with my terrible plantain so what does that say about you.. kiss

you be paki...in fact certified paki..Im sure they even branded it onto your backside when you were born
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:13pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:

Ehen let me finish that analogy for you...you decided not to deprive all the salivators of that delicious suya so you have been dishing it to all of them since..until there was no suya left for the true owner..smh
LOL go away...that's not even how I usually fry them na God sabi why they don long like that..even so I still mananged to collect the guy who you have been laboring to catch for almost a month now with page after page of ineffectual chats...na US both of you dey still you nor fit do am...even with my terrible plantain so what does that say about you.. kiss
you be paki...in fact certified paki..Im sure they even branded it onto you backside when you were born
MrsPhyno:

honesty is my only policy.... u know when there is dat beautiful sight of suya..... and a person starts salivating... u've got to feed them the suya nah, you cant just leave them with saliva dripping everywhere grin u should understand my analogy grin
yeah ur plantain looked like only god knows what. u seriously cant cook o.... smh. My plantains (altho I dont like eating them) are beautiful and delicious, I go upload a pic later grin Just to show u up grin
He wasnt gravitating anywhere mumu, i hand feed him plantains so sharrap grin
na me u call paki lol..... so na u be ajebo?? ? u wish. with this ur mouth like trailer truck driver... to vile tongue grin

Una don come?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Sep 07, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:



Una don come?
see ehn, tell this hoe's husband that he should keep her away from me.... she is testing me dis early morning grin

butch how are u grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:15pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

see ehn, tell this hoe's husband that he should keep her away from me.... she is testing me dis early morning grin

butch how are u grin

Im fine dear

Which of the hubands
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:16pm On Sep 07, 2015
TrapLORD:
Remain in your FOOLS paradise grin
lol smh 4 u, hws ur aged wife and children?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Ehen let me finish that analogy for you...you decided not to deprive all the salivators of that delicious suya so you have been dishing it to all of them since..until there was no suya left for the true owner..smh

LOL go away...that's not even how I usually fry them na God sabi why they don long like that..even so I still mananged to collect the guy who you have been laboring to catch for almost a month now with page after page of ineffectual chats...na US both of you dey still you nor fit do am...even with my terrible plantain so what does that say about you.. kiss

you be paki...in fact certified paki..Im sure they even branded it onto your backside when you were born
lol u dey craze who owns my suya besides me..... i dey deprive jare all tho there's loff in shariiiiing grin

mhmm we know and ofc we believe you undecided grin see how they looked like half-sawed rotten pieces of wood grin grin grin (oh gawsh im becoming too harsh like u.... u have initiated me)
oh puhleaaaaase me labouring.... im not like u gehl. out of respect for d guy i go jus shut up now but twwwust me grin

lol see ur mind. So spoiled. Only God knows how many tattoos you have all over that ur used body grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Sep 07, 2015
Idowuogbo:

Lmao! Good luck son! If dem try any xenophobic shyte on you there, show them you be original Naija boy. angry
ha ha ha i said im a NIGERIAN and nobody believe, mayb bcaus of my skin colour or my character or d way i speak, so im secure.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:20pm On Sep 07, 2015
STFUareyouGod:

What an ambition! ✖️✖️✖️✖️
JACKSPARROW0712
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 1:21pm On Sep 07, 2015
JoeCutie:
Oh...you want my love? shocked cheesy
Wait! Are you 'toasting' me? cheesy tongue

Lol..... I didn't say 'I', i said 'We'
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 1:22pm On Sep 07, 2015
TrapLORD:
Im fine swty...... tongue and you?

I'm fine dear.... How is your day going?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:23pm On Sep 07, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Im fine dear

Which of the hubands
das good grin

u know the one... the one i hate grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:24pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

das good grin

u know the one... the one i hate grin

The absent one shey

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