MosakuAW:


Poster is any piece of printed paper
designed to be attached to a wall or vertical
surface. And for the rain catcher, incase there might be rain that day he will help you stopped it from not falling

ladyF:

Lmao do people still do all that?

Hehehe FTC on Page 1

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Fhemmmy:


God watching you in theatre screen na . . . .We can use one of the ride you clear carry people go venue now

oliverjiad:
lolz nah u go ddo am for m to clear so I go drive one no wahala

greatgod2012:
@Fhemmy, long time.

To be honest with you, i dont do funeral parties. What i believe to be funeral is getting casket and burying in ground. It's not about religion but of personal principle and ideology.

I would rather use the money for such celebrations to touch the lives of less privileges ones in the name of my dead beloved ones, like giving out scholarships to orphans, empowering the poor and the needy ones, visiting orphagnage homes, paying bills of sick one, etc., in his/her name. I personally believe that such acts is more rewarding than all those unnecessary merry-merry.


Anyway, each to his own.

Fhemmmy:


Chai, see this man with too much sense.

oliverjiad:
abi nah

mabella2:
From recent experience
casket-45k
food and cow-250k
drinks and water-180k
decoration-25k
DJ for 2days-18k
settlement in church and village-40k
brochure and poster both coloured-170k
ambulance-30k,depending on distance
video and picture-20k
canopies,tables and chairs-22k
cooks and plate washer-40k
uniform for family
that is all I can remember for now.

Fhemmmy:


I remain loyal, Sir . . . .

oliverjiad:
BOSS,ur boy dey on his kneel ooo

Fhemmmy:


You dey use style bobo me abi, God watching you in theatre screen oh

oliverjiad:

Fhemmmy:


Give me a good cost of burial in Nigeria and stop hailing jawe

ladyF:
Mortuary fees....
Embalment 30k
Ambulance for moving corpse....depends on location
Mortuary fee 1k per day
Casket 100k
Lying in state decoration 10k
Digging grave and other construction work 60k

Burial and SOS program printing
Obituary posters and banners, IV, etc 100k or more
Souvenir 120k
recently lost a relative,,money was well spent and the end of the burial..they are looking for money for the children's school fee ,house rent since their rent in Lagos is expired already and feeding .then I keep wondering who invented this habit of throwing away money in the name of burial..I Taya. Walai
Rental ...chairs canopy table for Burial and SOS 50k
Venue rental....depends on location

Entertainment
Musical band, MC, Video and photography 100k
Food, drinks, water, cow, kola, goat, chicken, condiments, rice, eba, semolina, amala, starch, plates, pots, workmanship etc 450k

Logistics for family members, transport and accommodation. Depends on number.

Cc: Fhemmmy this is a rough estimate sha
lol u better start saving....

oliverjiad:
okay I dey wait my madam make she show so she go enlighten me on how to help

And your madam still dey in traffic? Hurry jooo

ladyF:
Mortuary fees....
Embalment 30k
Ambulance for moving corpse....depends on location
Mortuary fee 1k per day
Casket 100k
Lying in state decoration 10k
Digging grave and other construction work 60k

Burial and SOS program printing
Obituary posters and banners, IV, etc 100k or more
Souvenir 120k

Rental ...chairs canopy table for Burial and SOS 50k
Venue rental....depends on location

Entertainment
Musical band, MC, Video and photography 100k
Food, drinks, water, cow, kola, goat, chicken, condiments, rice, eba, semolina, amala, starch, plates, pots, workmanship etc 450k

Logistics for family members, transport and accommodation. Depends on number.

Cc: Fhemmmy this is a rough estimate sha
lol u better start saving....

Chai..... It is well with my soul Oh so mortuary is only 1k per day? Will they embalm too or is that extra?

MosakuAW:
Zero naira.

Just dig a hole in the dead person's house and bury thats all.

Use the money for burial for something good. The dead knows nothing when they are gone.

saintneo:


lol!
I once thought it will be easy as you said. But I did cough out nearly 2million naira to bury my dad. Next three months were very terrible in my life. ...... life of a first son.

Chai..

Fhemmmy:


And your madam still dey in traffic? Hurry jooo

oliverjiad:
Heya I slept off

Fhemmmy:


Chai..... It is well with my soul Oh so mortuary is only 1k per day? Will they embalm too or is that extra?

ladyF:

lol...embalming is separate

Fhemmmy:


Awesome but you forgot uniform(Aso Ebi) in your list

ladyF:

Yeh, u can add that too...

Hope there is a will too. In laws can be a pain in the as.s Different families tho....but their true colour will come out when they start struggling what what is not theirs.

Fhemmmy:


Chairman, if people do spend that much, i am sure there would be a lot of unclaimed dead body oh . . . That is a fortune and i think it is way too much jooooo, you want me to fold car business up?

Kimoni:


Couldn't help the laughter.

@topic - sorry no idea, no vex.

Fhemmmy:


Vex ke? if i know i wont be here asking question too oh, so take a chair and sit beside me jawe and let us learn together except if you have done all these already.

Kimoni:


***takes a seat besides him, share pop corn and coke***

No pop corn oh . . .Only Gala and instead of Coke, it will be pure water . . . .