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Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
Sweet! Alright then. Kinda like how no guy want to admit that they are "whipped" by their significant other.

Male ego....


RedboneSmith:
Hey,

Forget the kids here on NL. If it's clean, shaven and well-taken-care-of, a sizeable percentage of men (Nigerian or not) will eat it up. Granted, the sexual conservatism here won't let most admit to their male friends that they go down on their women (no one thinks 'c!unt licker' is a cool nickname'), but trust me when I tell ya that more Naija men than you'd reckon are willing to do it.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 12:26pm On Sep 20, 2015
chrisbaba1:
Will do for my wife though, eat it up like it's dinner, lol.

But till then.

Ive seen some truly ugly vejays in my young life. Beautiful face ugly vjays, even scared to put my thing ut cos its so disfigured and angry looking..... I saw one years back nd I lost erection, looked like slabs of beat carelessly pieced together....

Any man who eats that type is a warrior! ! You are the real MVP!
All dicks aren't pretty either and many women don't complain.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
(Grabs your face and plants a big wet one on your lips)

Standing ovation! grin
In the words of Katy Perry:


.....I kissed a girl and and I liked it....I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. .....it felt so wrong, it felt so right....it doesn't matter. grin grin grin
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:29pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
What's Bjhuh
like u don't know tongue.. Its d thing u give chima everyday
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 12:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
Jarizod:
like u don't know tongue.. Its d thing u give chima everyday
a kiss on the lips?
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by ronald4lif(m): 12:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Who's asked you to come on my thread? tongue
Are we quarrelling huh
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
a kiss on the lips?
something like a kiss but more deeper than that. . And its definitely not on the lips
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by francizy(m): 12:40pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Shaadap fool. grin angry tongue

chop chop! Dinner is served! grin
Chai!!! Dr. Ronald4lif, one of your patients just escaped from ward 23. Please ask your nurses to come with chains!!! shocked shocked sad undecided
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 12:41pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Hungry?
No, thanks. I'm not like you.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by refreshrate: 12:43pm On Sep 20, 2015
misspicy:
Yes its time to force them grin

That mad fellow below me is a toto chopper,check his profile pix to confirm
*dies* grin grin grin
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 1:45pm On Sep 20, 2015
DeeTus:
No, thanks. I'm not like you.
It's obvious. I keep it authentic. lipsrsealed
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 1:46pm On Sep 20, 2015
Jarizod:
something like a kiss but more deeper than that. . And its definitely not on the lips
I haven't a slight of idea what you are saying.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 1:47pm On Sep 20, 2015
ronald4lif:
Are we quarrelling huh
Always. angry
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
It's obvious. I keep it authentic. lipsrsealed
Too much nairalanding finally getting to you at last
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 1:52pm On Sep 20, 2015
angels09:
Too much nairalanding finally getting to you at last
Yawns. Next.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 1:55pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Yawns. Next.
Pix of your Toto...or.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by ronald4lif(m): 2:13pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Always. angry
Oya come closer let me gobble your quim. I see you need some chopping. sad
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 2:18pm On Sep 20, 2015
angels09:
Too much nairalanding finally getting to you at last
Absolutely.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 2:18pm On Sep 20, 2015
Xiadnat:
Hell ya.......

tho, i can't say this is an issue for me. It's been a minute, but when I was active in the dating game, I have luckily dated men who craved it (or chop chop toto) if you will. But then again, most of these men are caucasian. So, I suppose to each its kind.

I have often being the one screaming "enough already". embarassed.

But ya....since coming to NL, I have learnt (among other really awful things) that nigerian men don't particularly like this for some reason. No idea why. Seeing Vjay is waaaay cleaner than the mouth.

Nigerian men should really loosen up. If you are worried about "it" being dirty, have her clean up before. Gosh. Is it STD? You can catch any STD with regular coita.l act, so what's the difference? HIV is HIV via oral or coitu.s. You can catch STD sucking the man appendage too.

Anyway, y'all should learn from the porn industry. If I do you, honey, you gotta do me. They don't call it a 'job' for nothing.
You obviously don't know that shhit is a major cause of throat cancer.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
It's obvious. I keep it authentic. lipsrsealed
Ok. Now tell your hus to give you enough in the bedroom.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by DopeBoiRapy(m): 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2015
I blive in reciprocy...i scratch ur back, u scratch mine. i dont mind dining on some pussy as long as i'm getting head in return...very practical.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Deejavuu(f):
ronald4lif:
Lol! Yes na. Exploring news...vanguard, Sahara reporters, daily mail and New York Times all join. I no be saint if it comes to that side o. Who saint help?

You see, sexual gestures like that are why some guys ex girlfriends can't just move on even after breaking up for years. They always reminisce on the cunnilingus experience you obliged them and would always wish for a repeat coz a lot of guys are conservative towards performing it on women. A lady might not love you but when you take her to nirvana by going down low on her my guy love go grow by force lol.

I can't believe the mastermind has never been performed fellatió. Oh my, you're missing mate. cheesy
Ronald ronald! !!!!

Stares at him with arms akimbo undecided angry
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by ronald4lif(m): 3:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
Deejavuu:
Ronald ronald! !!!!

Stares at him with arms akimbo undecided angry
Oh my, who told wifey I was here. lipsrsealed



*hide face and takes cover*
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Deejavuu(f): 3:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
ronald4lif:
Oh my, who told wifey I was here. lipsrsealed



*hide face and takes cover*
angry grin

Oya come to bed tongue
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 3:43pm On Sep 20, 2015
ronald4lif:
Oya come closer let me gobble your quim. I see you need some chopping. sad
Keep your mouth off!
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 3:47pm On Sep 20, 2015
francizy:
Chai!!! Dr. Ronald4lif, one of your patients just escaped from ward 23. Please ask your nurses to come with chains!!! shocked shocked sad undecided
Go find your ashi.
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by itzdopekid(m): 3:56pm On Sep 20, 2015
u lick her toto abi?? Chai diaris God oo
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by ronald4lif(m): 4:34pm On Sep 20, 2015
Deejavuu:
angry grin

Oya come to bed tongue
Chai! So food don ready. Dancing shoki, gonna kpansh from now till dawn. Wait make I warm up I dey show...your body go hear am. grin
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by ronald4lif(m): 4:35pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Keep your mouth off!
I won't, do your worst. Trouble maker. sad
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 4:40pm On Sep 20, 2015
ronald4lif:
I won't, do your worst. Trouble maker. sad
TroublemAker? How am I a troublemaker?
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by Deejavuu(f): 4:42pm On Sep 20, 2015
ronald4lif:
Chai! So food don ready. Dancing shoki, gonna kpansh from now till dawn. Wait make I warm up I dey show...your body go hear am. grin
Lmao! Smh grin




Warm and come do vigil undecided. We are gonna fast and pray kiss
Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by WAGAZ: 4:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Do you agree ladies? grin grin

Chop chop our toto men! grin angry tongue
nonsense
Fool undecided
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