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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
Abimloaded:
you don join the #confirmed# ish too abi huh
how much you wan bet ??undecidedundecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
it's a sunny day from ilorin gringringrin


abeg Ambali ah dn taya ooo

all ma money dn finish and no October bird dn come nest abeg try do something before bois go laff me say I come do CTY and I D go back empty handed crycrycry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Abimloaded(m): 5:42pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
how much you wan bet ??undecidedundecided
$50.00
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:45pm On Sep 21, 2015
Lord, I'm not used to stepping on a clay soil. My last visit to ilorin almost changed the color of my feet.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:47pm On Sep 21, 2015
Sveen:
Lord, I'm not used to stepping on a clay soil. My last visit to ilorin almost changed the color of my feet.
in other news you don't need D admission na since you don't want the color of your feet to change abi huh
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:49pm On Sep 21, 2015
Abimloaded:
$50.00
I bet my COMPUTER SOCKS gringringringringrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:50pm On Sep 21, 2015
rkarang shey dem ban you ni
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Abimloaded(m): 6:02pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
I bet my COMPUTER SOCKS gringringringringrin
BUSTED! grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by LEGITLAYO: 6:03pm On Sep 21, 2015
Hello unilorites to be, i av a shocking buh tru story to share,.dificultto blv buh only gr8 minds will..to start wid i've been in dis rum for quiet a long tym as a disguise[d name u see on ma profile is not ma real name]...as i talk to u ryt now d merit list was submitted to my DAD [V.C] yestaday evenin 4 signing nd approval,he is currently off to work soo am wid d list..i want to help u pple jst send me ur name and dept nd i wil tell u weda ur name is on d merit list..be fast he might return befor nytfall..thanks
grin grin cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 6:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
omo total class wey I attend last semester no reach 25 sef... 10 alone na for MAC104 bcus that man D take attendance if not I for jump am pass too .. as long as I get ma 3point no wahala


make scholars D fight for 4point

na jus 3 I need gringrin
hehe...


You bad pass me o


jxt no let Pale hear say Na 3 point you won get.
grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 6:22pm On Sep 21, 2015
Well, Am afraid - If nothing shows by weekend..


then - Maybe Dem no need Students this year be that..




















Yea.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by horla10: 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
grin grin cheesy
u don put ur own baa
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Dygeasy(m): 6:38pm On Sep 21, 2015
Lordseyad:
Well, Am afraid - If nothing shows by weekend..


then - Maybe Dem no need Students this year be that..




















Yea.
LMAO!

I tell people same when they ask me for resumption date. We never even get freshers. grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 6:49pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dygeasy:
LMAO!

I tell people same when they ask me for resumption date. We never even get freshers. grin
abi na..

was talking to a friend on Phone also today...

Seems The School ain't ready for anything now...

Maybe na November or Dec we go resume sef grin

cos The Holiday shouldn't be this Long normally.. We'r already in the 4th month of the holiday, which ends few days from now.. (Everyone knows it's 3 monththingyy b4)
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 6:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
Belvine33:
Thanks dear!
Uwlcm dear hope u had fun?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mystolad(m): 7:01pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dygeasy:
LMAO!

I tell people same when they ask me for resumption date. We never even get freshers. grin
lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by shekalamin: 7:05pm On Sep 21, 2015
[b][/b]The Vice-Chancellor, University of Ilorin explained that the University
gives equal opportunity to all its admission
seekers. “There is equal opportunity for all
students from every state of the federation and
we have been adjudged as the most compliant
university by the Joint Admission and
Matriculation Board (JAMB)”, he said.
“Take for example, our admission quota for the
medical school is 150. It means we cannot
accept more than four students from each state
of the federation including the FCT. This is why
you have students who meet the cut-off
requirements but still don't get admitted”, the
Vice-Chancellor explained.
Prof. Ambali, however, disclosed that only about
7,800 applicants out of the 65,000 that sat for
this year's post-UTME screening of the University
would be admitted. He said that the
management had complained over this low
admission quota to the Joint Admission and
Matriculations Board (JAMB) through the
National Universities Commission (NUC).
"The management of the University had written a
letter to the Joint Admissions and Matriculation
Board (JAMB) through the National Universities
Commission (NUC) over the matter with a view
to looking into it so that the allocation could be
increased in subsequent years," he said.
Prof. Ambali said that the University expected a
higher allocation of admission slots with the
present developments in the institution, adding
that it now has more facilities, more academic
programmes, and more staff.
While speaking on the reason for conducting
UTME for a total number of 65,000 candidates,
knowing full well that the University could only
admit 7,800, the Vice-Chancellor said that it was
borne out of the quest to have the best students
admitted out of the whole lot.
Professor Ambali, who said that academic
stability is the highest selling point of the
university, added that the institution had been
able to set sustainable standard that had now
been the envy of all universities in the country.
The Vice-Chancellor, however, assured Nigerians
that students' accommodation on the campus
has increased with more private hostels coming
up.

www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/en/2013-09-02-10-18-35/news-feed/4717-ambali-counsels-buhari-on-ministerial-appointments
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 7:07pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
which language do you code in
[color=#FF9922]Web languages. HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, SQL[/color]
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:13pm On Sep 21, 2015
BoiGrammz:
been a while though, ill release the admission list after sallah... see you again
guy pfp don start
whatsapp me
deal dey
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:13pm On Sep 21, 2015
matthew80:
[b][color=#FF9922]Web languages. HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, SQL[/color][b]
mtcheww

was even thinking its programming you were always making noise about undecidedundecidedundecided









undecidedundecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
Lordseyad:
hehe...


You bad pass me o


jxt no let Pale hear say Na 3 point you won get.
grin grin
make d old man calm down he no D lemme hear word about why I gatz make at least 4.5

I'm no know say no be him time be this wey ev easy to get all those 4.


omo na three point sure pass jare gringringrin

yungmilio2
dygeasy
Wheesin

abeg make una help me gist this guy the koko and how 3. make sense pass 4. sef gringrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:16pm On Sep 21, 2015
Abimloaded:
BUSTED! grin grin
I be balloon huhhuhgrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:20pm On Sep 21, 2015
mystolad:
For those who care............................
Unilorin Senate will sit tomorrow,22nd September,2015.
Issues like; Resumption,Admission quota, Good Standing and others will be discussed.

Barka~De~Salah to my Muslim brethren.

notice to all
mystolad is a SENATOR representing the faculty of CIS
a very reliable source
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:22pm On Sep 21, 2015
horla10:
frm a reliable sucks i think
dpacificheraclx:
okay good.... have you got any source to back this up??
he is a senator
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 7:22pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
mtcheww
was even thinking its programming you were always making noise about undecidedundecidedundecided








undecidedundecided
Hohoho. Chill guy. What d'you know about programming?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:22pm On Sep 21, 2015
Yungmilio2:

notice to all
mystolad is a SENATOR representing the faculty of CIS
a very reliable source
seconded
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:24pm On Sep 21, 2015
matthew80:
Hohoho. Chill guy. What d'you know about programming?
nothing but those are cheap jare

only tough one dere is PHP... very wicked thing .sadangry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:28pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
make d old man calm down he no D lemme hear word about why I gatz make at least 4.5

I'm no know say no be him time be this wey ev easy to get all those 4.


omo na three point sure pass jare gringringrin

yungmilio2
dygeasy
Wheesin

abeg make una help me gist this guy the koko and how 3. make sense pass 4. sef gringrin
LMAO
omo guy
guy me i no know o
this semester nah bumper2bumper
l
wheesin fit help u explain
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m):
wheesin:
you betrayed me angry
[color=#FF9922]Nop. You weren't around then.[/color]
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:31pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
seconded
lipsrsealed
na ur dept. bro o
nah them dey run election for CIS
nah anybody wey dem want make e win go win
JAGABAN OF CIS
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:34pm On Sep 21, 2015
Yungmilio2:
LMAO
omo guy
guy me i no know o
this semester nah bumper2bumper
l
wheesin fit help u explain
that GP hack wey dem D do for 300L wicked die


pray make E no catch you oooo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
Yungmilio2:
lipsrsealed
na ur dept. bro o
nah them dey run election for CIS
nah anybody wey dem want make e win go win
JAGABAN OF CIS
I sabi nah

na I'm make I second your comment abi you no know the meaning of seconded againhuh
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