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Yungmilio2:

with their plastic hands

haywhy911:
yeah,pounding machine n poundo yam are just there 2 make our women lazier.back then in my tym,1890 or so... U can fall in luv with a woman solely bcoz of their pounding technique.

Shebi u too u knw say na 'mortar-pounded yam' sweet pass?

TheMainMan:
.. I'm gud bae.. U?..




.. No meat to eat.. ..

haywhy911:
lol,khassy said 24/26 and sum1 els told me its on the 28th by 12.30pm. I no kuku knw wich 1 2 bliv. I just hope it doesnt stretch 2 october

MzLarem:
its nt making us lazy..its making life easier..Y do u av a cell phone nd nt stick 2 going 2 d next town 2 pass a mssg u can easily pass thru d phone? U see..#21st century,pops

Yungmilio2:
even ewedu now u do not need a broom
a juice extractor will do ..
btw
the flavour n taste of making pounded yam with mortar is far better n sweeter than that of pounding machine
....
#teamLocal

MzLarem:
I'm tired mehn...Eyah,I reserved some meat 4 my boo IDGAF who is outta town,I can DHL little 4u if u don't mind

starkid7k:
Buh Mzlarem brought food to my house dis morning, I even gave her sallah money

haywhy911:
communication n cooking are two different planets entirely.

MzLarem:
Oct ke? Daddy mi,I've said it..if dey dnt release it b4 d ending of dis mnth, we're resuming..list or no list

khassy:
guys abeg when Pre-degree form they D on sale and when dem D start the programme

cc
Napoleonbaba

TheMainMan:
.. Why dont i come over to eat.. I could perform sm other husband duties too till hes back... ....




.. And Sorry you hear.. Dnt be tired dear..

MzLarem:
Lol..we've gotta evolve with time,pa! Me,I can't even pound anything as I dey nd dats joke apart

MzLarem:
Oct ke? Daddy mi,I've said it..if dey dnt release it b4 d ending of dis mnth, we're resuming..list or no list

MzLarem:
Thanks.. Nd me,I don't knw abt performing any husband duties oo

haywhy911:
na so these gurls go they offset nature. Join the #teamLocal

TheMainMan:
.. Why dont i come over to eat.. I could perform sm other husband duties too till hes back... ....




.. And Sorry you hear.. Dnt be tired dear..

haywhy911:
i swear ehn,never in ma wildest dreams did i ever think the admissn list would be released later than september 7.

Yungmilio2:
the new one make sense, but the amount added to the initial school fees is too much all because of the tablet....
..
on a norms the tab will worth 20 - 25k new one
imagine mae unilorin add up to 50k to school fees because them wan give u tab...
nah scam bro

haywhy911:
is that so? Then i'll instruct IDGAF to make u pound yam. Infact,all ur food must be pounded. Pounded eba,pounded amala,pounded fried rice and even pounded tea!

Yungmilio2:
mounted an admission text from Unilorin for U on saturday

haywhy911:
is that so? Then i'll instruct IDGAF to make u pound yam. Infact,all ur food must be pounded. Pounded eba,pounded amala,pounded fried rice and even pounded tea!

haywhy911:
ehh? Husband wetin?

wheesin:
and you think security men would let you pass school gate. ..

TheMainMan:
.. Infact.. U sef gan pounded.. .. Dem go don eat u finish b4 dem know say dey pound U...

TheMainMan:
.. Lol.. Lemme come over first.. You will know...

Yungmilio2:
and am still waiting over four hours
... you have turned me into an aspirant

MzLarem:
See u..4 every skul in nigeria,dere's always a golden gate..if u knw wat I mean

MzLarem:
See u..4 every skul in nigeria,dere's always a golden gate..if u knw wat I mean

haywhy911:
lmao. Shebi na u wan per4m 'husband duties' 4 ma pikin head.lemme kash u

MzLarem:
Lol..den nobody will eat in dat house

Yungmilio2:
well na forest gate they here
u have to follow tru thick bushes
no golden gate