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simdam500:
It never occurred to me to know the meaning of Alobam sef, since phyno sang it as a song.

Tell me pls

Adanna28: My pleasure

sydneyboss: Alobam is like awo goons mi, meaning MY CORRECT GUY. not confirm...

simdam500:
Awww *hug*

Cute display pic... now that's the look!


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Johniyke2flex:
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the next day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my babe, to let her know that I am as much a man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all what you know about electromagnetism." The world came crashing at that moment cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A!

donbabade:
I deliberately barged into the bathroom while my neighbor was having her bath. I closed the door and said sorry.
She came out and started raking for me.
Later she was like. Since u saw me naked. U too UnCloth. I did.u knw d rest...

Johniyke2flex:
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the next day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my babe, to let her know that I am as much a man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all what you know about electromagnetism." The world came crashing at that moment cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A!

saaedlee:
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators.

peterbello:
So you don't do VaginA anymore? Good for you.

fdnoble2:
Mine was when i sat down in front of her on a bench while chattin and took out my phone took several shot of her pant. By the time i was able to check d pics dat i took she collect d phone frm me and ask "what is this" its her white pant dat showed although its getin dark already.

ussy09:
mine was on a que I stand glu to her butt it was very sexy n attractive, d moment she turned she started nagging, her nag drew many pple's attention, she was like y am I too close to her? in anger I shouted dat pple behind me r pushing me, wen evry1 turn to c dos behind me behold no body was dia I feel like.. ..

Lovelynature:
No doubt, the power of attraction or lust ( either way you put it ) is a very strong force over the flesh.
Yeah, I'm sure most of us here have one story or the other to tell, about things we found ourselves doing around opposite sex, either mistakenly or willfully but later find those things really funny.

Nawao! Funny me those days!!!

Mine was when I asked a lady that I was not even in relationship with to marry me. We were just friends and since that day our friendship started decaying as we couldn't chat freely as before again.

I didn't know she also had feelings for me, as she refused giving me her number or say either yes or no to my proposal ( I guess she knew the force pushing me to do what I did ). It was later on, when we went our separate ways that she started asking my friend about me, she got my number from him and also sent me friend request on facebook, we chatted for a while before I systematically withdrew from her, I guess she got the message and acted likewise. I noticed I don't find her attractive any longer as things keep changing. I regretted doing what I did and can't just help but laugh whenever I remember the whole drama.


Don't spoil the fun, share yours as we keep the ball rolling.

MrsPhyno:
No long story

I fall down a lot. Just keep tripping and falling. Like my legs can't carry me. It's pitiful.

Adanna28:
Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face

I heard tht tomatoes enrich the human body with vitamins, and chocolate it's good 4 the heart, I am chocolate and u re tomato.. am super sure that were re good n a perfect fit 4 each other [quote author=Adanna28 post=38442637]Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face Lmfao

Adanna28:
Lmfao! She dey vex oo, hence the frown, she not impressed lol.

My funny faces would be playful sha, something to make u laugh, so u talk

dukeolumde:
Back in d University when I was in year 3. Had this beautiful girl who was in her 100 Level then, she was tall (about my height),
fair, lovely set of eyes, kegs and nice bakilla.. The annoying thing was that she was always alone and guys always admired her
but I never saw anyone rapping her. So one day I finally summoned d courage to walk up to her and tell her my mind. When I got
there I was dumbfounded with her beauty and for some seconds she was staring at me and expecting to start toasting her...na him
I suddenly turn DEAF n DUMB...Omo the only thing that came out of my mouth was" Meeeen u look like Michael Jackson"
Till today I can't still believe what happened to my liver that faithful day...

TITANIUM247:
lmaooo dts really funny

denedene:
i was forming like I'm a big boy with ego cause she was in the uk when she returned, we arranged to meet up walai ego no de at all so from one story of posting to other till i exhausted all lies that we had to meet up still ego no de. so i drove down to her place, unfortunately the female friend that introduced us was with her(my heart broke) no money for one na two con show up... they were all dressed up n ready to groove. the friend then shouted "me I'm hungry for pizza o! " in my mind i was thinking and cursing myself "who send me come here" so i excused myself and made a sharp call before we started the journey.. when i came back, i started driving and told em let me reach the mech first to check my car. after spending like 25mins to reach the mechanic workshop, i had already call mech to form one bogus problem when he's checking the car.. the mech came checked the car, went under, open bonnet and was like "ah! oga thank God you come now o! your brake don bad, tyroid no good even some fluids don finish and i was like "guy! you no go waste time to fix all these abi? " he was like yes! i walked to the girls begged dem to be patient(deep down i knew i nothing was wrong with the car and the car won't move an inch from there) from 2pm till 6pm we de mech shop, after my actor mechanic waste our time, i took dem back to their house and sincerely apologised that it wasn't my fault

fairygeh:
Funny stories I took my time to peruse all

Kingsley1000:
has been long though....... my babe visited me, was putting on short skirt,almost unclad.........my parents has gone for work(am the only one in the house) so I invited her..... we were in the sitting room watching telly and romancing.... I heard a knock,it was my dad he forgot some documents

una know what happened aftermath

TITANIUM247:
Lmao... It happened to me twice buh ppple were behind mee on the que... we were queing 4 a registration in sch the pple kept pushing back and fourth, the big ass babe in front of me kept rubbing rubbbin her. ass. on ma dick, I had a very strong erection she felt it, she look back @ me and asked dat wot is that tin that is scathing her ass, I was. too shy to say tws ma dick, so I said it was my fone, she asked me to take out the fone, I did, she felt ma dick again then asked do I ve anoda fone in ma pocket? I ssaid I can't bring out the fone cos my hands are filled up. I couldn't afford to let pple see ma erect dick so I decided to stick close to her, using her ass as a cover. I met her on campus a week later and wwe became close friends.

TITANIUM247:
Lmao... It happened to me twice buh ppple were behind mee on the que... we were queing 4 a registration in sch the pple kept pushing back and fourth, the big ass babe in front of me kept rubbing rubbbin her. ass. on ma dick, I had a very strong erection she felt it, she look back @ me and asked dat wot is that tin that is scathing her ass, I was. too shy to say tws ma dick, so I said it was my fone, she asked me to take out the fone, I did, she felt ma dick again then asked do I ve anoda fone in ma pocket? I ssaid I can't bring out the fone cos my hands are filled up. I couldn't afford to let pple see ma erect dick so I decided to stick close to her, using her ass as a cover. I met her on campus a week later and wwe became close friends.

efemty001:
mine was. see how it goes.

inserting my prick in her pvsssy
Me: baby what am i doin

baby: you are fvcking me

me: good. am i fvcking u hard ?

baby: yes u r

me: whr am i insertin my prick

babe: my pvssy

i swear down.. the inspirations comes faster dan anything..

MrsPhyno:
No long story

I fall down a lot. Just keep tripping and falling. Like my legs can't carry me. It's pitiful.

Adanna28:
Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face Lmfao

Johniyke2flex:
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the next day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my babe, to let her know that I am as much a man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all what you know about electromagnetism." The world came crashing at that moment cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A!

Adanna28:
See tomato face sha lmfao #hugs Thanks dear have a great week ahead

simdam500:
Awww *hug*
Cute display pic... now that's the look!

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