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Handout requirement deadline,..2 missed an important test of a deeperlife lecturer

number 2 tho, happened to a gal in MA dept last semester that always forms ITK we all laughed her to stupor

Number 1. I dread it

Lolzzz

Just thinking of how innocent I am. Non has ever happened to me before. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Mine was wen d mathematics teacher called on me to com out and solve simultaneous equation.......i was like m'am i wasnt talking,she said i knw bt jst com and solve it.....i almst dropped dead bcus i wasnt even following and maths was my worst nightmare.....i stood there untill i was rescued by another student.....cant 4get dat in a hurry.

Where is the bloody ministerial list

Chai

ReneeNuttall:
Mine was wen d mathematics teacher called on me to com out and solve simultaneous equation.......i was like m'am i wasnt talking,she said i knw bt jst com and solve it.....i almst dropped dead bcus i wasnt even following and maths was my worst nightmare.....i stood there untill i was rescued by another student.....cant 4get dat in a hurry.

dat kyn moment 2 dy pain person oooo...especially if its a guy avin crush on 1 of d ladies in d class

Fynestboi:
Department bro?

philosophy

the 4 and 5 lol....

MegMich:
We all have had embarrassing moments in our lives.

Some of them may have happened at home or out on the streets but the worst ones are always reserved for the classroom.

Here is a list of some of the common classroom embarrassments that you or people you know may have faced.

1. Getting caught while sleeping

This is on top of our embarrassing stories simply because all of us faced it at least once.
Be it a hang over, or you read throughout the night or simply because the lecture is too boring, what’s awkward is getting caught by the lecturer while you are happily dreaming and drooling.

2. Confidently answering the question wrongly

Sometimes the teacher asks a question and you answer it like a boss, thinking that you know exactly what you’re talking about. But as it turns out, you showed that confidence for nothing, because surprise-surprise – you couldn’t be more wrong! And the teacher then proceeds to make an example out of you in order to illustrate how wrong you are.

3. Getting caught while passing chits

Passing chits was the most common method of conversation in classrooms in the pre-mobile era. Thinking that you’re too smart to get caught, you pass chits, when suddenly a hand grabs that chit and the teacher then reads it out for the benefit of the entire class. Leaving you mortified in front of the entire class!

4. Farting loudly

After a long stint in the toilet hours before lecture or probably you think everything is fine in the world just then, your body decides to play a joke on you and you rip a loud one right in the middle of the class. What’s worse is when it stinks and everyone knows you did it.

5. Wardrobe malfunction

You are highly mistaken if you thought that wardrobe malfunctions were just limited to red carpets or fashion runways. Most classrooms have seen more than their fair share of trousers ripping, buttons popping, and bra straps snapping randomly. For some reason, these situations have an uncanny way of happening only when you are giving presentations in front of the whole class. And if you thought that nothing can make it more embarrassing, think again. Imagine any of these happening in front of your crush!

6.Walking in late for a lecture

Just when you think you've strolled in unnoticed, the lecturer decides to embarrass you by popping a question just to tell the class he can't be fooled. Worse off, you fail the question and he still sends you out of the class amid insults.

Looking back at some of these situations may have made you want to crawl under a rock and just stay there for eternity. But now these incidents are long gone and you can afford to laugh at them. Even we want to laugh with you, so please do share with us some of your embarrassing moments.

all these small boys in nairaland getting to fp

ayokunlei:
philosophy

Part?

ayokunlei:
philosophy

You're in the department when Jingo had retired.

MegMich:
We all have had embarrassing moments in our lives.

Some of them may have happened at home or out on the streets but the worst ones are always reserved for the classroom.

Here is a list of some of the common classroom embarrassments that you or people you know may have faced.

1. Getting caught while sleeping

This is on top of our embarrassing stories simply because all of us faced it at least once.
Be it a hang over, or you read throughout the night or simply because the lecture is too boring, what’s awkward is getting caught by the lecturer while you are happily dreaming and drooling.

2. Confidently answering the question wrongly

Sometimes the teacher asks a question and you answer it like a boss, thinking that you know exactly what you’re talking about. But as it turns out, you showed that confidence for nothing, because surprise-surprise – you couldn’t be more wrong! And the teacher then proceeds to make an example out of you in order to illustrate how wrong you are.

3. Getting caught while passing chits

Passing chits was the most common method of conversation in classrooms in the pre-mobile era. Thinking that you’re too smart to get caught, you pass chits, when suddenly a hand grabs that chit and the teacher then reads it out for the benefit of the entire class. Leaving you mortified in front of the entire class!

4. Farting loudly

After a long stint in the toilet hours before lecture or probably you think everything is fine in the world just then, your body decides to play a joke on you and you rip a loud one right in the middle of the class. What’s worse is when it stinks and everyone knows you did it.

5. Wardrobe malfunction

You are highly mistaken if you thought that wardrobe malfunctions were just limited to red carpets or fashion runways. Most classrooms have seen more than their fair share of trousers ripping, buttons popping, and bra straps snapping randomly. For some reason, these situations have an uncanny way of happening only when you are giving presentations in front of the whole class. And if you thought that nothing can make it more embarrassing, think again. Imagine any of these happening in front of your crush!

6.Walking in late for a lecture

Just when you think you've strolled in unnoticed, the lecturer decides to embarrass you by popping a question just to tell the class he can't be fooled. Worse off, you fail the question and he still sends you out of the class amid insults.

Looking back at some of these situations may have made you want to crawl under a rock and just stay there for eternity. But now these incidents are long gone and you can afford to laugh at them. Even we want to laugh with you, so please do share with us some of your embarrassing moments.

For ladies blood stained butt

MegMich:
We all have had embarrassing moments in our lives.

Some of them may have happened at home or out on the streets but the worst ones are always reserved for the classroom.

Here is a list of some of the common classroom embarrassments that you or people you know may have faced.

1. Getting caught while sleeping

This is on top of our embarrassing stories simply because all of us faced it at least once.
Be it a hang over, or you read throughout the night or simply because the lecture is too boring, what’s awkward is getting caught by the lecturer while you are happily dreaming and drooling.

2. Confidently answering the question wrongly

Sometimes the teacher asks a question and you answer it like a boss, thinking that you know exactly what you’re talking about. But as it turns out, you showed that confidence for nothing, because surprise-surprise – you couldn’t be more wrong! And the teacher then proceeds to make an example out of you in order to illustrate how wrong you are.

3. Getting caught while passing chits

Passing chits was the most common method of conversation in classrooms in the pre-mobile era. Thinking that you’re too smart to get caught, you pass chits, when suddenly a hand grabs that chit and the teacher then reads it out for the benefit of the entire class. Leaving you mortified in front of the entire class!

4. Farting loudly

After a long stint in the toilet hours before lecture or probably you think everything is fine in the world just then, your body decides to play a joke on you and you rip a loud one right in the middle of the class. What’s worse is when it stinks and everyone knows you did it.

5. Wardrobe malfunction

You are highly mistaken if you thought that wardrobe malfunctions were just limited to red carpets or fashion runways. Most classrooms have seen more than their fair share of trousers ripping, buttons popping, and bra straps snapping randomly. For some reason, these situations have an uncanny way of happening only when you are giving presentations in front of the whole class. And if you thought that nothing can make it more embarrassing, think again. Imagine any of these happening in front of your crush!

6.Walking in late for a lecture

Just when you think you've strolled in unnoticed, the lecturer decides to embarrass you by popping a question just to tell the class he can't be fooled. Worse off, you fail the question and he still sends you out of the class amid insults.

Looking back at some of these situations may have made you want to crawl under a rock and just stay there for eternity. But now these incidents are long gone and you can afford to laugh at them. Even we want to laugh with you, so please do share with us some of your embarrassing moments.

7). having erect ion in the class. when you have not visited your doctor for like four months to heal your spiritual konji and a bootilicious babe seats in your front and her leegins is sagged due to excess property stuffed inside the trousers and the whole road leading to river Niger that will be smiling at you

Tru...buh did not go through any of dis in ma 4 yrs in da institution....

That moment when i walk into the class late and everybody is staring at me like i just Murdered 500 people

when the exam invigilator removes you from where you are receiving network inside exam hall and puts you in center of four fine girls , for the girls mind , thank God this guy is coming to our seat and you got there you can't eve write any thing apart from the ones you copies before

Remembered a babe that was sleeping in class and gave out a loud fart.
The entire class including the lecturer burst out laughing until it started smelling, everyone left the class, lecture ends.
Babe woke up asking what's happening?

I once did an ALL NIGHT (no single doze o), the CHE lecturer now caught me sleeping in class. Come see fipa. But I use style bone face. . . Few minutes later, I slept again. . . . Come see laughter for class. . . But I wasn't ashamed cos the vigil was worthwhile

Drabeey:
[b] You are damnn right OP.
I can't forget the day I was drastically embarrassed in front of the whole class. hmmmn, I sat down 'jeje' on my own just very close to some badt guys( I never knew they would come meet me there, they met me seated). I was also sitting side by side with one God bless me fine girl who is taking that course as a carryover. I was already crushing on her.
The 6 eye googled man then saw this guys sitting behind but close to me chit-chatting, hmmm NA SO THE MAN SPARK. He called them out one after the other and started giving them the latest molest on campus ( he told them to slap each oda, or never enter his class and fail his course). Me on my own think say I dey see my back head, lol, I wasn't. I later told the girl beside me that "me I can't take it ooo, me ke , one lecturer go con dey molest Me like say I Br gin pikin" guys I was facing down saying all this, just because I don't want him to see my mouth moving. BTW, I was also trying to impress the mermaid beside me. NA hin God catch me.The lecturer heard me very precise and clear, CU's he was in front of me then, I couldn't see him CU's I was facing down. I beg make I no talk wetin the man do me that day, abeg.

....drabeey
[/b]

Lol...u can't leave the story at that.. Things ain't done that way...U must complete it o!!



#Philosopher Quëën#

Dekatron:
I once did an ALL NIGHT (no single doze o), the CHE lecturer now caught me sleeping in class. Come see fipa. But I use style bone face. . . Few minutes later, I slept again. . . . Come see laughter for class. . . But I wasn't ashamed cos the vigil was worthwhile

lol

#2 happened to me then n sch, it was one in a lifetime embarassment. As the class governor, the lecturer was saying things about some student who repeated his course and holla. I used the wrong sentence. Could u believe d lecturer said his 4yr old boy wouldnt say such sentence regardless of me in hnd? I was highly embarassed in front of d whole class

NICOGRAVITY:
Remembered a babe that was sleeping in class and gave out a loud fart.
The entire class including the lecturer burst out laughing until it started smelling, everyone left the class, lecture ends.
Babe woke up asking what's happening?

I smell lies!!!

alamscolo:
#2 happened to me then n sch, it was one in a lifetime embarassment. As the class governor, the lecturer was saying things about some student who repeated his course and holla. I used the wrong sentence. Could u believe d lecturer said his 4yr old boy wouldnt say such sentence regardless of me in hnd? I was highly embarassed in front of d whole class

Lol!
I can imagine. Some lecturers are mouthed

tgmservice:
all these small boys in nairaland getting to fp

Is fp now a trophy
Tell that to the mods or betterstill, try making fp yourself

ReneeNuttall:
Mine was wen d mathematics teacher called on me to com out and solve simultaneous equation.......i was like m'am i wasnt talking,she said i knw bt jst com and solve it.....i almst dropped dead bcus i wasnt even following and maths was my worst nightmare.....i stood there untill i was rescued by another student.....cant 4get dat in a hurry.

Hahaha...sorry sweethrt.

ayokunlei:
philosophy

Hehehe.

#Philosopher Quëën#

Oliviaarims:
Lol...u can't leave the story at that.. Things ain't done that way...U must complete it o!!



#Philosopher Quëën#

Madam. NA waa, u too beautiful abeg. I'm using D's medium to nominate u for miss Nairaland, Lagos, Southwest, Nigeria, Africa and miss world. Ha, haba. hmnnhmnn, except that isn't ur pics which I'm pretty sure its yours.
pls don't be angry with this one I'm about to say, abeg only u must read am oo. #whispers.... I like to see u in person, I have never met anyone from here once, I always believe ppl are ain't real and ghost. lol scratch DAT last, they are ppl but not so real.
OK that story hen ,hmm, if I tell u what ensued later, u will sorry for my ... abeg I no want ppl to start abusing me here say one thing one thing.

what of when that idiot called chipon (actually looks like a gorrila) decides to fight and beat you up in a class where you have your crush and she was staring? wont you wish he had died a day before?



but on a very good day come to think of it... even her senior brother no go fit fight chipon oh.

IamforGod:
For ladies blood stained butt

Lmao....that so ruins a girl's day!