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Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by bingbagbo(m): 12:01pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
its funny how we all try not to fart in the presence of that new guy or lady why? After all he/she knows you are human and you fart at least privately Funnier is the fact that, with time, we deliberately or accidentally fart in their presence Do you find it embarassing the first time? What did you do to curb the 'shame'? This lady that apparently is interested me messed in my presence yesterday accidentally and SHAME was all over her She laughs at every silly thing i say, so in one of her usual laughter outburst, she accidentally let out one loud-long-repugnant fart (the sound lasted for about 1 minute) I tried to make her feel normal but she is still embarassed Since then, she doesnt pick my call again what do i do |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Rossysleek(f): 12:03pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Jst go and fart in her presence too...by then it will be 1-1 |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
This happened to me as well but in my case the guy farted...on our second date, I went to his house to pick him up and he was looking for the battery of his digicam.. His cabinet was kinda tall that he need a chair to get to the top..so I was holding the chair helping him not to fall down When he finally reached the battery, he farted on my face accidentally...I spanked his ass and we laugh out loud, when he got down,I juz hugged him & whispered to his ears tat he was too comfy with me. |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by McCarlito(m): 12:31pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Since dem no build toilet for am..... Just wistle loud when u fart... Meanwhile have u noticed the level of fresh air that touches u after a thunderous fart Btw: its a great turn on for the poster above me And Hmmm the poster below me just farted |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
I did at brkfast this morning! Alas! No complaints , she's used to it 1 Like |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Nobody: 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
KashyBaby:[email] Lol, you try, if na one naija guy, wey blow that mess for your face, mess wey dey smell like ''soakaway'', you no go think twice, na to leave the chair, make hin yansh reason with ground. [/email] |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Sommyangel(f): 12:40pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
We dey even compete who go mess pass |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Nobody: 12:45pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Tobiee: Hahaaaaaa...how the "sokaway " smells like? |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Kingsley1000(m): 12:48pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
we always have farting competition |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Nobody: 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
KashyBaby:[email] soakaway for naija, na where shit dey stay. So dunno what to compare it with. [/email] |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by Nobody: 1:37pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Tobiee: Hahhaahahaa...OMG! 1 Like |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by IsiAbuncha(m): 2:05pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
That's a dirty act in my opinion, I can fart a million times when I'm alone but NOT when I'm with the opposite gender 1 Like |
Re: Do You Remember The First Time You Mess In Your Date's Presence? by bingbagbo(m): 3:59pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Tobiee: |
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