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How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 7:48pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
How i landed in a Psychiatric hospital. " Na my seventh day for Ipenka psychiatric hospital be dis. The worst week and worst birthday of my life so far. i have attempted to escape twice ,both attempts very unsuccessful . All my other attempts to tell the three doctors ,6 nurses and one spiritualist attached to me that i am mentally ok, and sane also proved abortive. i am Not insane yet am am living among insane people.Treated like an insane person by almost insane medical personeels in an insanely strange and different environment from My original abode.. i don use my korokoro eye take see d worst of the worst.I can no longer take this. Before i kill myself and commit suicide so that i would be able to die,i have to make it clear that i didnt do the act out of insanity. i was Perfectly sane .and also to explain what led to my being here in the first place. My Name is Boo Osin,Patient 437 ,ward 7 ,maximum protection. ..What led me to my present predicament Started from a Steamy romance that i began with a lady on 2go , Four months Ago !!! 49 Likes 13 Shares
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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by shirley26(f): 7:50pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Lol 2go ni 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by shirley26(f): 7:50pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by falconey(m): 7:52pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
the posters above are laughing, I join. 4 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by McCarlito(m): 7:54pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
**falls down from mango tree** 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 7:56pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
spreads mat 2 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Online dating does have its Advantages and disadvantages. you can't afford to miss the story " How 2go relationship landed me in psychiatric home".abeg no chop pepper or read am for place way boku people go day. *Premieres tomorrow* 5 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Barbarthundey(m): 8:00pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Thank God it didn't kill you... There is still hope 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by skyface00(m): 8:05pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
I so much love ur written skill, pure and interesting ( your style is ours) keep it coming 20 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Kingsley1000(m): 8:14pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:omo can't wait for the story o 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
na wa o. how una dey take follow these social media love up sef... Beautiful story line tho 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by babyfaceafrica: 8:21pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Live with your actions...life is a risk!!! 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Ezerbullet(m): 8:31pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
continue. grabs chair |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Krystalluv(f): 8:36pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Can't wait da 'Concluding Part'.... Watch out!!! |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Dotwillis1(m): 8:46pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
I'm liking it |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 8:46pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Cant wait oo |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Shebarh(f): 8:53pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Op go to the literature section and post ya story der |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Krystalluv(f): 9:01pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Shebarh:Yy nah, pls let him continue it here... I'm so much liking it.. |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 9:04pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Shebarh: Pls Forgive and Forget.. I sabi say na " Reflex action" u use talk am. 19 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Shebarh(f): 9:05pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Krystalluv:but it is not meant to be here 1 Like |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Shebarh(f): 9:06pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:OK o |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
kwantinu biko |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
And dis same 2go fetched me unlimited pussies years back wen 2go was stil invoke. na me cum even tire sef. one man's meat is another man's poison. Anyway,..take heart op! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Adasun(m): 10:40pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
2go love |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Okaakoko(m): 7:44am On Oct 06, 2015 |
another story? let me carry my chair sit for here, I no won miss the story. classcaptain continue jo 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 7:50am On Oct 06, 2015 |
here we go 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 7:55am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 1 ( The problem ) As as single guy at 22 years old wey no get any previous serious relationship or engagements with any lady before, na every platform wey i fit use get a girl na hin i day explore.,Twitter,Facebook,badoo,Nairaland and boku dating sites. I bin get everything wey man suppose get. Finacially stable ( small sha) ,Tall, deliciously handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs ,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya's body.wizkid Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes. But every of my attempt to get a girl in a Serious relationship no dey comot well.Some of dem go end up putting me for friendzone. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator" Zone, some na "what time is the lecture " Zone,and many more zone wey dem bin they put me.Infact i bin don turn zonal officer for dem girls hand. I be day think say this dis thing na Spiritual and don dey plan just date any girl wey i see next,whether na olosho or not, i no care.. At 22,I never get girl wey go day call me "honey pie" , sweetie" yoghurt and all dese names wey fit give person diabetes.Even if my boo get a boo,right now..I no send.. 148 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 7:59am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 2. This matter of babe dem cause me sleepless nights as i even take am serious pass my jamb lessons sef ..Haha.. na 22 i be now ?? I suppose dey 400 level now naa if no be admission wey I still dey look for to study law. As i dey so,all my guys go dey talk of dem chick way d em catch and how many babes dem don tear, me sef go dey form bad guy ,they shout say i dey tear gan.Deep down,i no say i never kiss girl before ,not to talk of pressing bobbi so how i wan even go near say i bin day tear kpetus . If dem bin day pass girls around the clique, na wen dem pass am to me,Fk go show. No be say i no wan do but i no just see d right vessel. And i no wan do ashewo ?? God forbid.. ..i never sabi how quick i go take come.If i con com after 2 mins.i go pay #500..wey i no go fit change styles again ?? I no want ... 44 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 8:04am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 3 Na so i dey go church,weddings.saloons,cinemas,shoprite dey look for babe oo.He worst reach sotey i be jam one dwarf,we been date one week as i yarn say i wan do the thing, way me bin day think say she no get option than to gree. Na hin she reply " do u think am in your level ?? Oh i see d mistake i made .." Na dat day dwarf destroy and break up with me. I bin no day see success for Social networking dating before so i no too day put focus for matter Like that especially after my painful experience for some nairaland babes hand Like introvert, farano,FlawlessT,Rokiatu,Ishilove and many others wey no go even bother reply my pm.The insult of my life wey i receive from misssclassy and halfrica kukuma discourage me from getting anyone from Nairaland, after all missnora bin day use another person pics dey deceive guys since. If i been day tell you my experience for woman hand,in order just to lose this my virginity,we go use like 10 episode's talk am.But bros.,na Ibadan we day go, make we no day divert direction go Owerri . So you can imagine my excitement when i been jam this new babe for 2go. 65 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 8:12am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Wow this thread b like my early morning coffee *feelingRelax* Op pls no let d story finish 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Trippystunner(m): 8:31am On Oct 06, 2015 |
nickkylawve: nickkylawve:ion know yu buh i lawve you. I too lawve that name nicki those gals are always hot. |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Kingsley1000(m): 8:42am On Oct 06, 2015 |
op....pls mix ur write ups with English, your pidgin is not that awesome nice story anyway 7 Likes 5 Shares |
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