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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Pdizzle(m): 10:10am On Oct 06, 2015 |
You should be writing comedy series, you're good. That mtn story was the ish. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Kremlinloyalist(m): 1:05pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Some people can lie that even devil will look like a fool. Smh 7 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Kingsley1000(m): 1:18pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Kremlinloyalist:it's a fiction bro 3 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 2:28pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 4 ( The Connection ) Na 2go room ,naruto room to be specific i bin jam this babe. Before then,i bin dey send card and go credits to guys make dem share me babe.. I turn father christmas,dey give go credits to the needy in exchange for babes as i dey make sure say i dey day online ..i no kukuma get brother or sister wey go help me or wey i go follow dey yarn as na me be d only child of my parent. Sharply,i add this babe oo..We start chat..The normal routine how are u.your name and d rest.The babe dey reply sharp sharp .I text now, 3 seconds, she don text back.Haha.. The first day i meet her,na hin she introduce me to sexchat ...For 1000 go credits, this babe bin teach me a lot of things oo. we dey chat ,they chat,she day share me pictures ..She talk say her mb finish.i rush buy 200 card,send am to am,we continue. God don do am.God don do am oo. Na d person be this ..We chatted like this till midnight of that same day. 25 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 2:34pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 5 Na d first babe wey go tell me say she like me be this. hah..Finally after all these years. This was how we started chatting and talking for four months .In the third month,we officially started dating ........online dating of course. Throughout these 3 months period as per say i be responsible boyfriend,i send her 5000 naira per month out of my own jamb lesson allowance and transport fare,to enjoy herself, . i send 15k wey she use buy new phone after she no day online 4 3 days and complain sey her phone don spoil,plus a lot of other " Boyfriend responsibility" wey i do. The money wey i dey save for bank sey in case of anything ,anything,i withdraw half of am in order to please my girlfriend.All together, plus money wey i lie collect from my mama,plus d one wey i save,i fit say i spend pass 45000 on this babe during these months. U talk say he too much Haahaa.the babe worth am now.I no get babe afterall this years. why .i no go treat am well ..After all, she's beautiful, fine and sexy ..With moderate front and back.. Even if she no fine sef i get choice.?? Soon my intention to initially kpansh the babe dey turn to real love for my heart small small...Love is a beautiful thing .. 27 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by flawlessT(f): 2:56pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:Watin me I do u nah? 3 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Kingsley1000(m): 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
mods pls do the needful move this thread to front page |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 3:45pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
ClassCaptain: I never start with u na warm up i stil dey do 2 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 3:47pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
halfrica:Where is ur husband u got married to on nairaland? hv been lukin for him since wit no success. 2 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 3:57pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
QatarPlayboy: |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 3:58pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by flawlessT(f): 4:13pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
halfrica:U still dey warm up?ok ooo,i dey wait |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by emitheo(m): 4:34pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
abeg OP continuuuue ooooh....
make i no vex begin sell dis plot of land eh |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 4:38pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Trippystunner: |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 4:46pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
OP where are you NA cum finish what you have started joor .. Ur stories dey tortori my brain |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 4:57pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
@OP kudos to ur commical story but please continue posting in simple and correct english, the pidgin is hard to read not to talk of understanding. 2 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 5:10pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 6 In the fourth month, after several attempts to convince her to come to ilorin wey i dey ,may she come meet me.Na so so post,she go dey post me,.dey send me pictures say make i use am do companion,na the nude pictures i go kpansh ?? A week before my 23rd birthday,i bin promise myself say i no go celebrate am with my virginity. Enough is Enough..23 comes, virginity goes. I find one better lie give my Parent say dem bi wan gimme job for one big company for lag...By the time i print some documents and beg beg say i no fit stay house again and na golden opporturnity to get my dream job be this, Though initially relunctant, them later free me make i go after we gather do Serious prayers I still remember my mother repeating the prayer point " you will not be implicated.you will not be implicated.You will not be found where u are not supposed to be found " yoi will not be implicated. ..Like 5 minutes,she was still praying the prayer.She was harder to convince than my father and insisted that i shld not go but i no fit hold am 4 body again.After four months ""!!...haha i gats see dis babe. 23 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 5:17pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 7 My papa even agree to drive me to lag but i sharply discourage am..he go spoil parol for me.After a prayerful night with thunderous prayers and speaking in tongues for me to go and come back safely with a good job. ,i bin set out for Lagos.Eko ya.. Lagos here i come The journey was suppose to begin by 7 o'clock but dem say driver wey suppose carry us fight with hin wife for house ,so he no dey ply lagos again todqy. all d other drivers wey dey na other states dem day ply. Abi make we go back " my papa said"" No oo papa..I go meet d thing ..no worry " i smile.30 minutes pass..1 hour go..Me i no care,if na 4pm we go take off ,i must to reach Lag today. By 9 12am.another driver wey fit carry us come after almost 2 hours of waiting and by roughly.9 30am...we kicked off. Na hin between one nursing mother and one fulani herdsmen na hin dem squeeze me with little air and chance to move freely but i don enter bus naa. Nothing stopping me . 17 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 5:19pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
fantazia: |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ghidefemi(m): 5:24pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Ride on |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Ay04z(m): 6:08pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Continue |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Sheyboy8: 6:22pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
dis story dey sweet my body o.. and I get test 2mao.. dropping d book bck on d table.. Satan U've won d battle bt nt d war.. #classcaptain I dey wait o 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 6:51pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Sheyboy8: lol 2 Likes |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
lol this story make sense i swear down broh
nice one man. #YolO |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 7:30pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
OP, I won't ask the brand of weed you smoking.. But for you to still be using 2go, your madness must indeed be legendary. May Sango and Amadioha Help You!!! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 8:13pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Lalasticlala CUM and read sweet story |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by TheGeneral1(m): 8:21pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Good job op! |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Episode 8 ( Different Warnings from God) Make persin praying he for us " the driver shouted as he started d car,put am for gear1 ,con slot in Ayinla Omowura music for us make we day groove to. ..Na so journey kick start.if i Talk wetin i bin suffer from this people 4 bus hand ,we no go comot here. Shey na the Guy beside me wey just day fire us with better mess or the nursing mother and her pikin, the medical doctor wey dey sell 12 in 1 herbal drugs take day disturb us or the driver that was telling us his 21 years of experience in driving.. Wetin concern my own abeg. Me i just day back ,plug my earphone ,they jam Airforce1 " Such a Diva." abi na Search a diva.Me sha sabi say na Perfect song for the babe wey i wan go meet as i just dey think different things i go do to the babe if i land for Lag..Hayayaya oo.Cant wait. . We just reach Ogbomoso when cars wen dey come bin tell us say robbery dey happen for front ..Shey dem bin don kill two people. 46 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by chigoizie7(m): 9:23pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
This guy sef |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Okaakoko(m): 9:44pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
classcaptain, continue the story na. please, we are waiting for the next episode 1 Like |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by misspeggy(f): 9:48pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Lol... This one make sense o |
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 9:52pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Kwantinew wat u started....no time 2 Likes |
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