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i must speak igbo by fire by force...

i am busy here, please get busy also


have a good day

ibedun:
Multinational Indian firm? Bloody onyeberiebe!

So your career is anchored on jobs in the Indian sector yet you are currently buying up Lagos including my ancestor's grave. Not forgetting that you developed Lagos as well o? I bet you house your wife and kids in a single room or at a room and parlour self contain (somewhere in Ipaja or Ikotun). Probably your rent is not even up to date?

These mouthy chest beater! I will expose your lying flat/head in the politics section. Did you say feed me? Pay my drivers' salaries for just 3 months and I will accord you some dignity. Were, opu to, omo Ibo.

tonychristopher:
i must speak igbo by fire by force...

i am busy here, please get busy also


have a good day

person keep deceiving ya self. You are busy but you have time to check Nairaland? Abi you are buying another plot at Lekki ni?

Ok your Indian boss is around so forming hardworking loyal underpaid slave. Omo you don enter one chance with me. I am on vacation in Europe so I have your time.

[quote author=vislabraye post=38742529]How did you get there ? Did you get a loan?

Loan yes. .

Hahahahahaha
My dear, is like u consulted Hon. Patrick b4 going 4 d interview. This is a Pisma Pisma case. lolz

, hmmmn, that no be interview my brother. Dont change Ur philosophy cos of dat. Better days awaits, who knows they might still call U

You would have told them that all they want to know about you is in your CV.

engrshakespeare:
Na wa o, so u had to quote d whole post to say this rubbish

na because i deeply dey sorry for the guy.

Carmal90:
Pls am listening to the advice that can enrich me sir...carmallaide@gmail.com

Me too proactivemosh247@gmail.com

macsilver:
so you had to quote the whole story just to write "eyaaa.. Sorry oo." abi? Smh. Na by force to comment abi? Oya goan kneel down.
Op, you must have frustrated the dumb woman with your smile. Nothing makes them sadder than seeing someone smile despite the insults hurled at them. Pls change nothing, just be like that for any more interview you would find yourself. The right people would get you.

I actually intended asking him certain questions and dats why i quoted him but i later changed my mind since d deed had already been done. however "Sorry" is d best word that can give d man hope now.

epsion calm your nerves, you pulled thru, u'll still be called for the next stage. They interviews were only testing your intellectual sagacity. Congratulations!

espionagesavvy:
A top recruitment agency was recruiting for the bank at enugu. I arrived at the venue very early and sat in a small room with the few persons that had arrived, after a while people trickled in until the room was filled and the seats fully occupied, people had to stay outside, when the time for the interview was upon us, one of the officials of the recruitment agency came and addressed us about the importance of marketing to the bank, our careers, and to us as young people ( we didn't apply for marketing position, they didn't inform us on the role we would be interviewed for nor the name of the bank). The very funny stuff was that the job seekers were all in suit, sweating profusely, but none could muster the courage to put on the ceiling fan, when I asked the man closest to the switch to do so, he simply replied, "o boy u no get leg to waka go put am"

The interview.

This was my first interview, so I was a little nervous but excited, I had nothing to lose, they either accept me or reject me, I told myself people go to war and they don't shit their pants, I was just going to face a human not a tiger and have a constructive talk with the person. Names where been called, I didn't want to seat, I stood outside the room with some very nervous ladies and gents and they really appeared nerve wrecked, jittering and scared, I decided that I would not appear frightened, and that was the mistake I made..
It got to my turn, I walked into the office and faced my nemesis, my interviewer sparked

" MR Man who told you to enter in the first place, you are supposed to stand in the doorway until I give you permission to enter"

I apologized immediately and was asked to sit and then hand my cv over.

The first question, "mr man, what is your name" Sir my name is Ambrose ochuko

"Tell me about yourself"

I had practiced this question numerous times, so I was really eloquent. He laughed after I was done, and said " oboy you cram this thing". No sir I didn't, I had prepared myself for this question and the likes sir, I prepared myself for the interview Sir..

So you said you were the best in your class right? Yes sir I replied.

"What course?" International studies and diplomacy sir,

He laughed again, "you have entered my trap because I would ask you difficult questions and you are expected to give me the correct not near correct answers.

Tell me about the foreign policy of obasanjos government in 2000."

Sir, nigeria during the regime of general sani abacha from 1993 to 1998 was regarded as a pariah state, obasanjo tried to reintroduce nigeria as a responsible member of the global committee of nations and....

"stop there, you are speaking Grammer for me, what is pariah, eh..".

pariah sir is..."

shut up, I know it..

"You have failed that one" but sir I protested, "see i won't argue with you, continue speaking Grammer, I liked this, he said with a very ominous laughter, the lady sitting with him joined in the laughter, I felt weak..

"Your next question is tell me the origin of the igbos?"

No problem sir, I started, the igbos originate from the volta congo region in africa, they..

"wait there is that it, are you sure you did your african history well, university of Benin abi, are you sure you even graduated"...
Is that the only origin of the igbo race,

sir, there are traditions of origins which postulate that the igbos are from Israel and also another which say that the progenitor of the igbo people came from the sky, but these are just hemitic hypotesis and the latter is just untrue,

" who told you that the igbos are not from Israel eh, you don't have the right to say that, what do you think you know" I just tire..

Em, he turned to the lady and asked if she had any questions for me, to which the lady looked at me as if I was fart or even poo, a demeaning look with a laughter replied, Abegi no questions.


"Well what can someone who studied international studies and diplomacy do in a bank sef" Sir I began, international stu... "I have heard you, you can now go, we will get back to you..

I was disappointed not that I knew I had lost the job, but the total disregard of professionalism the recruiting office displayed. So if i may advise you, if you are seeking a job opportunity, don't appear confident, simply be downbeat and downtrodden. My first job interview was a total disaster but I learned valuable lessons from the episode.

As far as I am concered you didn't do bad at all.It is the failure of the system-The Nigerian state.

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

Am interested bro @gmail.com

akinsal:
na because i deeply dey sorry for the guy.

Ur funny

espionagesavvy:
A top recruitment agency was recruiting for the bank at enugu. I arrived at the venue very early and sat in a small room with the few persons that had arrived, after a while people trickled in until the room was filled and the seats fully occupied, people had to stay outside, when the time for the interview was upon us, one of the officials of the recruitment agency came and addressed us about the importance of marketing to the bank, our careers, and to us as young people ( we didn't apply for marketing position, they didn't inform us on the role we would be interviewed for nor the name of the bank). The very funny stuff was that the job seekers were all in suit, sweating profusely, but none could muster the courage to put on the ceiling fan, when I asked the man closest to the switch to do so, he simply replied, "o boy u no get leg to waka go put am"

The interview.

This was my first interview, so I was a little nervous but excited, I had nothing to lose, they either accept me or reject me, I told myself people go to war and they don't shit their pants, I was just going to face a human not a tiger and have a constructive talk with the person. Names where been called, I didn't want to seat, I stood outside the room with some very nervous ladies and gents and they really appeared nerve wrecked, jittering and scared, I decided that I would not appear frightened, and that was the mistake I made..
It got to my turn, I walked into the office and faced my nemesis, my interviewer sparked

" MR Man who told you to enter in the first place, you are supposed to stand in the doorway until I give you permission to enter"

I apologized immediately and was asked to sit and then hand my cv over.

The first question, "mr man, what is your name" Sir my name is Ambrose ochuko

"Tell me about yourself"

I had practiced this question numerous times, so I was really eloquent. He laughed after I was done, and said " oboy you cram this thing". No sir I didn't, I had prepared myself for this question and the likes sir, I prepared myself for the interview Sir..

So you said you were the best in your class right? Yes sir I replied.

"What course?" International studies and diplomacy sir,

He laughed again, "you have entered my trap because I would ask you difficult questions and you are expected to give me the correct not near correct answers.

Tell me about the foreign policy of obasanjos government in 2000."

Sir, nigeria during the regime of general sani abacha from 1993 to 1998 was regarded as a pariah state, obasanjo tried to reintroduce nigeria as a responsible member of the global committee of nations and....

"stop there, you are speaking Grammer for me, what is pariah, eh..".

pariah sir is..."

shut up, I know it..

"You have failed that one" but sir I protested, "see i won't argue with you, continue speaking Grammer, I liked this, he said with a very ominous laughter, the lady sitting with him joined in the laughter, I felt weak..

"Your next question is tell me the origin of the igbos?"

No problem sir, I started, the igbos originate from the volta congo region in africa, they..

"wait there is that it, are you sure you did your african history well, university of Benin abi, are you sure you even graduated"...
Is that the only origin of the igbo race,

sir, there are traditions of origins which postulate that the igbos are from Israel and also another which say that the progenitor of the igbo people came from the sky, but these are just hemitic hypotesis and the latter is just untrue,

" who told you that the igbos are not from Israel eh, you don't have the right to say that, what do you think you know" I just tire..

Em, he turned to the lady and asked if she had any questions for me, to which the lady looked at me as if I was fart or even poo, a demeaning look with a laughter replied, Abegi no questions.


"Well what can someone who studied international studies and diplomacy do in a bank sef" Sir I began, international stu... "I have heard you, you can now go, we will get back to you..

I was disappointed not that I knew I had lost the job, but the total disregard of professionalism the recruiting office displayed. So if i may advise you, if you are seeking a job opportunity, don't appear confident, simply be downbeat and downtrodden. My first job interview was a total disaster but I learned valuable lessons from the episode.

I HAVE A FEELING YOU WILL BE CALLED.SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU SCALED THROUGH

@ espionagesavvy as a marketer to be der were just trying to see how u will handle rejection, wch is wat u r going to face on daily basis as a marketer, I did same to some ppl I interviewed last year some started carrying. All we need in u is ur composure whn reject by client. Not how vast ur r in ur field of study. Cos most client drive pleasure in rejecting marketers and some marketers will just giv up.

@ espionagesavvy as a marketer to be der were just trying to see how u will handle rejection, wch is wat u r going to face on daily basis as a marketer, I did same to some ppl I interviewed last year some started carrying. All we need in u is ur composure whn reject by client. Not how vast ur r in ur field of study. Cos most client drive pleasure in rejecting marketers and some marketers will just giv up. 

@ espionagesavvy as a marketer to be der were just trying to see how u will handle rejection, wch is wat u r going to face on daily basis as a marketer, I did same to some ppl I interviewed last year some started carrying. All we need in u is ur composure whn reject by client. Not how vast ur r in ur field of study. Cos most client drive pleasure in rejecting marketers and some marketers will just giv up.

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

like its easy to start up a business
i know many people that started and failed
also experience is needed

charlove:
like its easy to start up a business
i know many people that started and failed
also experience is needed

This is where the problem is. You only know about people that failed you won't see reasons why they failed and those that succeed as well. Look this has to do with your mindset. If you like be positive if you like don't be. But remember where you arrive in future is the function of what you are doing today

Pyramid scheme!!! That one no be business. An exploitative scheme

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

espionagesavvy:
A top recruitment agency was recruiting for the bank at enugu. I arrived at the venue very early and sat in a small room with the few persons that had arrived, after a while people trickled in until the room was filled and the seats fully occupied, people had to stay outside, when the time for the interview was upon us, one of the officials of the recruitment agency came and addressed us about the importance of marketing to the bank, our careers, and to us as young people ( we didn't apply for marketing position, they didn't inform us on the role we would be interviewed for nor the name of the bank). The very funny stuff was that the job seekers were all in suit, sweating profusely, but none could muster the courage to put on the ceiling fan, when I asked the man closest to the switch to do so, he simply replied, "o boy u no get leg to waka go put am"

The interview.

This was my first interview, so I was a little nervous but excited, I had nothing to lose, they either accept me or reject me, I told myself people go to war and they don't shit their pants, I was just going to face a human not a tiger and have a constructive talk with the person. Names where been called, I didn't want to seat, I stood outside the room with some very nervous ladies and gents and they really appeared nerve wrecked, jittering and scared, I decided that I would not appear frightened, and that was the mistake I made..
It got to my turn, I walked into the office and faced my nemesis, my interviewer sparked

" MR Man who told you to enter in the first place, you are supposed to stand in the doorway until I give you permission to enter"

I apologized immediately and was asked to sit and then hand my cv over.

The first question, "mr man, what is your name" Sir my name is Ambrose ochuko

"Tell me about yourself"

I had practiced this question numerous times, so I was really eloquent. He laughed after I was done, and said " oboy you cram this thing". No sir I didn't, I had prepared myself for this question and the likes sir, I prepared myself for the interview Sir..

So you said you were the best in your class right? Yes sir I replied.

"What course?" International studies and diplomacy sir,

He laughed again, "you have entered my trap because I would ask you difficult questions and you are expected to give me the correct not near correct answers.

Tell me about the foreign policy of obasanjos government in 2000."

Sir, nigeria during the regime of general sani abacha from 1993 to 1998 was regarded as a pariah state, obasanjo tried to reintroduce nigeria as a responsible member of the global committee of nations and....

"stop there, you are speaking Grammer for me, what is pariah, eh..".

pariah sir is..."

shut up, I know it..

"You have failed that one" but sir I protested, "see i won't argue with you, continue speaking Grammer, I liked this, he said with a very ominous laughter, the lady sitting with him joined in the laughter, I felt weak..

"Your next question is tell me the origin of the igbos?"

No problem sir, I started, the igbos originate from the volta congo region in africa, they..

"wait there is that it, are you sure you did your african history well, university of Benin abi, are you sure you even graduated"...
Is that the only origin of the igbo race,

sir, there are traditions of origins which postulate that the igbos are from Israel and also another which say that the progenitor of the igbo people came from the sky, but these are just hemitic hypotesis and the latter is just untrue,

" who told you that the igbos are not from Israel eh, you don't have the right to say that, what do you think you know" I just tire..

Em, he turned to the lady and asked if she had any questions for me, to which the lady looked at me as if I was fart or even poo, a demeaning look with a laughter replied, Abegi no questions.


"Well what can someone who studied international studies and diplomacy do in a bank sef" Sir I began, international stu... "I have heard you, you can now go, we will get back to you..

I was disappointed not that I knew I had lost the job, but the total disregard of professionalism the recruiting office displayed. So if i may advise you, if you are seeking a job opportunity, don't appear confident, simply be downbeat and downtrodden. My first job interview was a total disaster but I learned valuable lessons from the episode.

Sorry o, OP.
I know it isn't easy getting a job but one has to keep a certain level of self dignity. From what you have written, it is obvious the ''interviewers'' were there to make a mockery out of you. Perhaps due to their low level of intelligence or your superior qualifications.
Please next time, try and speak up, preserve your dignity since it was glaring you wouldn't get the job anyways at least you get to give them a piece of your mind. Just because you are seeking a job does not make you any less of a person.
Cheers

123papas:
Pyramid scheme!!! That one no be business. An exploitative scheme

See another mentality. Aren't you supposed to examine yourself within? To people like you networking is fraud. You are quick to judge even when you have not done any before. Now do you wanna hear the bitter truth? If you are not ready to lose money then you are not ready to make money. Money is like women. If money makes you excited it wont respect you and wont stay. But if you're calm with money, it wont want to leave you. Playing safe with money will not make you rich. I think one major aspect we the youths need to look into is the aspect of risk taking. We like playing it safe when it comes to money. My advice to everyone is to learn how to be a risk taker most especially calculated risk. Its not as bad as people want us to believe. We can surely make it. Infact I've learnt that the best time to invest is when there is uncertainty or panic.

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

Wish I could 'relike' this.

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

Plz do u knw more on poultry business

engees001:
Plz do u knw more on poultry business

Don't really know much about it but trust me dear you can succeed in it. Risk it please but let it be calculated risk. Seek for people that knows about it. I call it self education. Take care

Valendo:
Don't really know much about it but trust me dear you can succeed in it. Risk it please but let it be calculated risk. Seek for people that knows about it. I call it self education. Take care

Thanks for advice buh am ready to hear any other business opportunity that i cn start wit smal capital?

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

... . Plz drop your email we need to talk

Valendo:
It baffles me why our graduates like to waste their precious time. Why is it that people don't struggle to set up a business or a system that can give them a lot of money. Listen my brother formal education will give you a cheque while self education will earn you a fortune. Stop wasting your time, not even for a job you can be sacked at any time. There are numerous opportunities out there that can make you rich and certainly its not paid employment. So please my dear brothers and sisters think beyond this contract job. One problem I know majority of our youth face today is this "quick rich" thing. Believe me if you can think very well you will understand that its only a matter of time, you will say thank God you were not given any employment letter because most of the jobs out there are total slavery. I have ideas that can make you rich. Feel free to ask me. All of us can do better than this please. I look forward to a day banks will start begging people to work for them. This is possible if only we could think outside the box.

. Pls,kindly share your ideas with me. My email is ayuslad@yahoo.com.

engees001:
Thanks for advice buh am ready to hear any other business opportunity that i cn start wit smal capital?

To be sincere with you it depends on what you want. A standard business or system does not need you to be there for it to function. In order words whether you go there or not you money is going into your bank. This type of business might be very tough in the beginning but with determination and commitment you will set it up. Any business that needs your presence to function is not really a good system even if its profitable. You must learn how to make money work for you no matter how minute the return is. Once you activate that mindset or system, you will see what I'm trying to say clearly. When I say people should learn how to read meanings to numbers, some people took it lightly. The truth those numbers you see on a daily basis are telling you something. Those banks can read meaning to interest rate and that's why you see them fighting for more market share in terms of savings and investment. Get this correctly and you are on your way to financial greatness.

[quote author=morbeta post=38744761][/quote]can we speak later about the process you went through. ?

Valendo:
Don't really know much about it but trust me dear you can succeed in it. Risk it please but let it be calculated risk. Seek for people that knows about it. I call it self education. Take care

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