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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by 9isguy(m): 1:33pm On Oct 10, 2015
Shoutout 2 all d new freshers, see ya in scul, proud 2 b an educationists, #team, Biology edu....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2015
haywhy911:
wow,nice attribute! In modern day footie,speed n pace is d top priority. Buh sha,hope u've also got technique n skill?
Normally, I usually dribble with my body and via speed, however, I'm learning to use leg overs now.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2015
Cooljoe1:

Gracias,the fees for last year was around 75k,is there a chance it might increase this year or reduce?


Unilorin fees is like gravity....

It goes up and neva comes down...

So... Expect higher
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by uxomykaz: 1:53pm On Oct 10, 2015
lanaVello1:
can a staylite or someone past this stage ans this question?!?
is the link for the payment available? if yes,then the payment would be made online via an atm card(either verve or mastercard)
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 1:53pm On Oct 10, 2015
Sveen:
Normally, I usually dribble with my body and via speed, however, I'm learning to use leg overs now.
wow,just like Messi. Its called 'no-touch dribbling' in fifa16. Leg over na confam skill when executed wellishly. I have a friend,a CR7 wannabe. Hiz leg-over (abi na step over them dy call am) will leave u open-mouthed.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 1:59pm On Oct 10, 2015
I like that school zoo but I might never enter, I have a strong phobia for snakes. I abhor it, I don't wanna see it on tv, on the internet or even the mere picture. For unilorin to put the picture of animals on the signboard of the zoo and include the image of snake init, that means it's a no go area for me.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Esdb3: 2:10pm On Oct 10, 2015
Has any electrical engineering/computer engineering student received admission?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Bidexluv(f): 2:14pm On Oct 10, 2015
Hi
Congrat to the new unilorites

I have a friend who is in finance we'll both be in final year this new session, he need a room mate to share a room apartment at mark
Cost is &#17k each
Reason: project Plus a professional exam dey r mandated to reg for in his dept.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:16pm On Oct 10, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Waiting for 2nd list. And re u getting one outside skul or....?

I'm thinking about getting one outside, but I guess on-campus would be more economical. But meanwhile, on-campus would have been occupied before second list... ??
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 2:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Including stamina @bolded


U cant ve a player wu has great speed n gud pace getting tired easily. In d end, dey wil ve to bench him cos hez exhausted.


U grab
The problem there is that the maximum time I can play is 65-70.

If I should play more than that stipulated time, I will only attack, I won't tackle.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by harjiyoung(m): 2:36pm On Oct 10, 2015
Venus007:
Reekado? Haywhy11? Hw far? smiley
Person dey bear Hw far?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by harjiyoung(m): 2:39pm On Oct 10, 2015
Sveen:
Mayhap.
??


Means?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by poshflames1(m): 2:39pm On Oct 10, 2015
see as thread dry....no list 2day i tink,till monday guys
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by harjiyoung(m): 2:46pm On Oct 10, 2015
NOBODYY:

He was the same person that told me the list will be out on Tuesday or wednesday
M nt wishing for the news to be true too
Was only saying
But the list was out on thursday,so FALSE!!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lanaVello1(m): 2:47pm On Oct 10, 2015
uxomykaz:

is the link for the payment available? if yes,then the payment would be made online via an atm card(either verve or mastercard)
thank you,last time I checked,it ain't available. Yet,calendar says screening starts tomorrow,just trying to avoid a deadline saga
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2015
Jessyj616:
Thank God for being God.
Pls how do I go about payment of acceptance fee❔

Check your portal regularly. The link would be available very soon. You'll need to save the money in the bank and use your ATM verve or MasterCard to pay online.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2015
Esdb3:
Has any electrical engineering/computer engineering student received admission?

Yes. I know of ELE. Myself and a lady.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:53pm On Oct 10, 2015
Bidexluv:
Hi
Congrat to the new unilorites

I have a friend who is in finance we'll both be in final year this new session, he need a room mate to share a room apartment at mark
Cost is &#17k each
Reason: project Plus a professional exam dey r mandated to reg for in his dept.

Let me have [his] digits
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 2:54pm On Oct 10, 2015
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 3:00pm On Oct 10, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.

Account.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 3:06pm On Oct 10, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.

Account or Econs
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2015
Sveen:
Account.
I equally suspect accounting. But I think accounting only relates to your Income & Expenditure, and as such won't lend you money....

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 3:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
I equally suspect accounting. But I think accounting only relates to your Income & Expenditure, and as such won't lend you money....
Accounting and finance.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 3:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
happykidArotiba:
yhyh, wah f u?
congrats o.....notin yet fr me,still hopeful......wat course?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 3:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
klarrychenko94:
Account or Econs
Economics is so miserly and as such won't lend you money
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IQDONABLE(m): 3:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
Lordseyad:
No problemo sire.. U be badoo...

mah pray for you small..

Uil securities @ the gate no go say make u drop and start trekking because of Id o.
Awon baba blues no go seize ur Id card o.
Awon bitches yen no go send you go villareal o.
Dem no go chance you for school park o..

And lastly.. Pray to God to give you in abundance what I termed 'Shunting spirit' grin You go need am wella..


Oh my gosh, thanks for the prayer that sound more like a wake up call.

You're mouthed.

Baba blues? Ok oo.

Merci boucoup. grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 3:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.

account
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IQDONABLE(m): 3:22pm On Oct 10, 2015
MizyB:

thanks brother, hope you've been alerted as well sha

Yes sis, I've been alerted.

We should keep on praying 4 d rest of our people here to be alerted asap.

#Irepsts
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by quiethollu(m): 3:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.


I guess law..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IQDONABLE(m): 3:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.


Banking & Finance
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 3:27pm On Oct 10, 2015
quiethollu:


I guess law..
You may as well come up with your rationale for that(law).
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 3:31pm On Oct 10, 2015
Sue?? Law na

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