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Favolly:
Putting 'porn' in bracket kinda defeats the whole purpose of the pun, you know

Forgive me. I'm kinda new at this

What should I have done?

they told me I had TYPE A blood , but it was a TYPE O(TYPO)

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

CINDERELLA was thrown off the basketball team because she RAN AWAY FROM THE BALL.

hahn:
Forgive me. I'm kinda new at this
What should I have done?

Just leave it for us to figure out, that's all

mistytohcute:
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.

nice

Favolly:
Just leave it for us to figure out, that's all

Ok. Noted

I already have it figured out, please keep your creative juices in your pants

So sick, enjoying pun while jerking on my bed.

This is my revelation their is no bible on me

From my personal observation, girls who are crazy about ROMANS have no JOB!

The B1TCH barked at me just because l kept staring at her two lovely PUPPIES

The man had been hearing rumors his wife was cheating. Then one day, he closed work early and went home. He walked right into his bedroom and SAW the NAK£D truth!

Preach the word in the ward to the terminally ill. They need to hear that someone already died FOR them!

HUSBAND TO WIFE: So you dare raise your hand to hit the HEAD of your HEAD?

People who listen to your jokes and later ask you what you mean are mean and don't mean well!

"Don't be a bee that stings everyone in its way"

THIS ONE IS A BIT OFF... What did the lawyer say to the dentist? "You must say the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!"

Try to get AHEAD of me and I will CUM on you.

Blackeard:
This isn't a pun...at all.

I tried to find the pun in that, all I saw was a p..orn.

I'm walking down the Isle of Wight.

#epic; buhari promised to bring CHANGE quickly and also, heal the nation, he lied. He must be a CON-DOCTOR.

13 billion!!! Chai deizani get big eye!!!

What do you say to a man who pickpockets a dwarf: how could you stoop so low

Ohhh...You guys talk too much, I BUTTER not tell you my secrets, it might SPREAD. [color=#006600][/color]

mistytohcute:
i tripped on a BROOM and fell, then i realised i was SWEPT OFF MY FEET

**chop kiss**muahh

Ohh!! how i hate my MATHS teacher, he only talks about the nine planets en-MASSE forgetting that there is no MASS in MARS.

the old man was angry coz the thief deflowered his virgin garden.

Went outside after exhausting my internet subscription and a dog gave me byte.

What is the flavour of ukwu nwanyi owerri? Never mind I'll find out nabania. Eke40seven u don retire?

Blackeard finally dropped out of school (after many failed attempts) and decided to try out writing puns for a living, when his doctor said he had a punny brain.

Lunacy is the MEDIA'S TAKE when you try to use ur INTEL to SNAP DRAGONS.