novakane:
I thought the blew it off my head, then i realized "home is where the hat is"

many things are kept at home nowadays
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I was on my way home to get that novel by wole soyinka, my sister hindered me because She-lock holme

As i was abt to get out of d supermarket empty handed a voice said unto me, "man shall not LEAVE, BUY bread alone"

As an oblivion, I thought pun was word play, dats till I saw porn.

Check dis one out:
Am a legendary cameraman, I can SHOOT ur Dad and FRAME ur mum, if yu so care, I can HANG dem for d world to c.

I'm annoyed, don't tell me to excercise patience - i'm not mama peace's gym instructor

Hoe! hoe! hoe! Merry Christmas... Thats what santa says When he walks pass a bunch of sluts

pregnancy creates some hormonal issues which may lead to ovary-action

not mine........ ''i need a bank that would lend me a loan and leave me alone'' mine...........''a shoe does not have a soul except it is with a sole''.

from the bathroom to the birth room, man shall always be in labour. ........*SOME PEOPLE LIKE HAVING SEX DT LEADS FROM THE BATHROOM TO THE BEDROOM*

I always read in the Farm, Because I'm trying to CULTIVATE a reading Habit...

He went for a swim before his wedding day, now he's got cold feet

A great fool is so Ungrateful even your girl faith is so Unfaithful.

Hey girl, am Adam from the apple store, will you be my christmas eve?.

am a king with the punchlines.......
Cos a can break a guru's Head with 2BARS.... hehe those are Yams to his skull ;(

susrite:
many things are kept at home nowadays
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I was on my way home to get that novel by wole soyinka, my sister hindered me because She-lock holme

U dont get it... D pun is based on d popular saying "home is where the heart is" in this context there is no better suitable substitute other than "hat"

I wonder if the staff of a calendar manufacturing company are allowed to "take some days off" during this festive period

Eke40seven:
Let's pun about NEPA
All mine:

1. The electrocution of a NEPA official on the pole will be regarded as a SHOCKING news.


2. BOY 1: We have not had power supply for 7 months, do you think I can safely work on our wiring for a minutes.
BOY 2: if they bring back power now, that would be really SHOCKING!


3. I was working on the wire not knowing NEPA will ever bring back power today, I was terribly SHOCKED.



4. How Faraday invented electricity is really SHOCKING!


***Where are the gurus of this section? Is this all that Nairaland have got?

P.S. 5. The revitalization of the energy sector brought him back to power.

If ELECTRICITY were human and knew how POWERful it is, most ppl wld live in fright and SHOCK.

aieo:
am a king with the punchlines.......

Cos a can break a guru's Head with 2BARS.... hehe those are Yams to his skull ;(

TWO BARS of chocolate s enof, I dnt eat YAM.

Bukish21:

If ELECTRICITY were human and knew how POWERful it is, most ppl wld live in fright and SHOCK.

Hmmm i see you are the new kid on the block
Blackeard, where art thou? Novakane and the rest are taking over.

Eke40seven:

Hmmm i see you are the new kid on the block
Blackeard, where art thou? Novakane and the rest are taking over.

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Lol I'm still here o. Just observing

Eke40seven:

Hmmm i see you are the new kid on the block
Blackeard, where art thou? Novakane and the rest are taking over.

To anyone outthere who is having a pinna transplant, i wish u a "happy new ear"

Met an old friend of mine and all he kept saying was, "chop knuckle".... I guess he now thinks of me as a "cannibal''

If ure in the habit of Chatting on bbm when its past bedtime, u are bound to have "Sleep-ping disorder"

Blackeard:
I dunno how they do it, but I think the insects here have been spying on me. My house is Bugged.

brother, you are good! How did i not come across this thread earlier? Well now i am here. Hello all.

novakane:
I wonder if the staff of a calendar manufacturing company are allowed to "take some days off" during this festive period

lol... Now this is something.

I am an amateur realy, rate this and teach me to make better ones........... "Iyanya had always thought of himself as the fittest man alive, but all that changed when he was BLOWN away by a FAN".

[quote author=sylvalord post=41663220]I am an amateur realy, rate this and teach me to make better ones........... "Iyanya had always thought of himself as the fittest man alive, but all that changed when he was BLOWN away by a FAN". [/quoted]
Not bad!
Na Novacane dey reign now, we all seem to have run out of steam

[quote author=Eke40seven post=41664045][/quote] One whole year of hardcore puning ain't no child'splay, y'all punstars should give yourselves a break

Lots of wannabe rappers in here

He bought his girl a sex book to teach her a BLOW by BLOW detail of giving a B.J