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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:08am On Oct 15, 2015
Yungmilio2:

lol
thanks
only did a freestyle
am not good in writing wink

Okay oh, after we by land for you finish, you come dey show face


I want a REFUND.





THANK YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY for this page.

801.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2015
Chai,
mrtopeqs
why u steal ma consolation prize?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:09am On Oct 15, 2015
poshflames1:
lets just say opthalmology is wider dan optometry...we dnt really av many opthalmologist in nigeria lik in abroad...I knw we'll all love 2 study opthalmology dan optometry
yeah,opthalmology is a post graduate degree
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2015
Nicky058:
I will, out of d goodness of my heart. Buh u gat to pay.
































. Dedicated to Yungmilio2
thanks dear
in sarkodie's voice - money no be problem
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:09am On Oct 15, 2015
Lemme Reserve some space for my son IDGAF nd friend jerryspan
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 9:10am On Oct 15, 2015
10 reasons why you shouldn't live in the hostel or Why you should live off campus.
1. Financial Management: You tend to envisage the future and spend wise since you wouldn't want to Trek to school till you're reimbursed.
2. It's really annoying keeping two cups of rice in your locker with High hopes of cooking it whenever you get to the hostel, but, finding out someone took it. At the end, You both laugh it off. Remember, laughter doesn't stop hunger.
3. You'ld agree with me guys that at times we just have to be alone. Being alone makes you sober and Re-analyse your entire existence, Purpose at school. It's not always about finding someone beside. You learn to be independent through thorny paths.
4. As an hostelite, your life is planned around people. You can't decide you what you want to do at certain times. The time you want to do serious full reading is when Some "audu'', "'chike'' and "Kunle'' would launch an argument on how Japan could have averted the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Havoc. That's when Titi would start talking about the beauty of Rihanna. This wouldn't be funny for peeps who hate reading at libraries and Classes.
5. Although, The cleaners come daily and wash the toilets, Some peeps are basically Wicked. They Use the toilet without flushing...Don't let me get started Biko. Wheeew! Annoying, Isn't it?
6. You really can't understand how annoying it is looking for a space at the library during exams. everywhere is always filled. Now, as An off-kite, I sit at he comfort of my room, Read for as long as I want without disturbance, take a short nap when necessary.
7.Privacy. Cannot be over emphasized. That awkward feeling you get when you keep two cups of rice your Locker (the very last) and it gets missing before you return. pheeeeeew! and you really can't fight who took it. you both laugh it off.
8 Theft: Lagos boys hostel inhabitants, I hail oo...
9. We can't be always be serious 24/7 365 days. Some peeps love Music. They love it loud. This isn't possible in hostels.
10. Visitors aren't allowed in hostels. You can't Cook with Gas, Hot plates. Just stove. Everyone knows when you're eating Turkey and when you're drilling garri. Transportation shouldn't be an issue if you're a good time manager. Why not sit back in the class and revise the day's work while others struggle for buses. Then you Just stroll down to the Park when the queue shortens. Morning hustle isn't an issue if you get to the bus stop early.
Feel free to add yours. Keep the ball rolling

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2015
Jackossky:



I swear....no space for you It's already been booked



. But I fit consider if you give me eshakole
washere gbayi ... oya take small eshakole
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2015
Nawa oo see as page 800 quick full chai angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 9:11am On Oct 15, 2015
starkid7k:
Ok




























Bought this plot of land for Yungmilio2 my sure Boss



































This plot of land belongs to wheesin












khassy manage dix 1
if them talk say who sure pass after you na you still sure pass

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jackossky(m): 9:12am On Oct 15, 2015
Yungmilio2:

washere
gbayi
...
oya take
small eshakole


Ur land dey for plot no 2
800 road



Your agent na Nicky 058
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:13am On Oct 15, 2015
Temmi001:
10 reasons why you shouldn't live in the hostel or Why you should live off campus.
1. Financial Management: You tend to envisage the future and spend wise since you wouldn't want to Trek to school till you're reimbursed.
2. It's really annoying keeping two cups of rice in your locker with High hopes of cooking it whenever you get to the hostel, but, finding out someone took it. At the end, You both laugh it off. Remember, laughter doesn't stop hunger.
3. You'ld agree with me guys that at times we just have to be alone. Being alone makes you sober and Re-analyse your entire existence, Purpose at school. It's not always about finding someone beside. You learn to be independent through thorny paths.
4. As an hostelite, your life is planned around people. You can't decide you what you want to do at certain times. The time you want to do serious full reading is when Some "audu'', "'chike'' and "Kunle'' would launch an argument on how Japan could have averted the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Havoc. That's when Titi would start talking about the beauty of Rihanna. This wouldn't be funny for peeps who hate reading at libraries and Classes.
5. Although, The cleaners come daily and wash the toilets, Some peeps are basically Wicked. They Use the toilet without flushing...Don't let me get started Biko. Wheeew! Annoying, Isn't it?
6. You really can't understand how annoying it is looking for a space at the library during exams. everywhere is always filled. Now, as An off-kite, I sit at he comfort of my room, Read for as long as I want without disturbance, take a short nap when necessary.
7.Privacy. Cannot be over emphasized. That awkward feeling you get when you keep two cups of rice your Locker (the very last) and it gets missing before you return. pheeeeeew! and you really can't fight who took it. you both laugh it off.
8 Theft: Lagos boys hostel inhabitants, I hail oo...

9. We can't be always be serious 24/7 365 days. Some peeps love Music. They love it loud. This isn't possible in hostels.
10. Visitors aren't allowed in hostels. You can't Cook with Gas, Hot plates. Just stove. Everyone knows when you're eating Turkey and when you're drilling garri. Transportation shouldn't be an issue if you're a good time manager. Why not sit back in the class and revise the day's work while others struggle for buses. Then you Just stroll down to the Park when the queue shortens. Morning hustle isn't an issue if you get to the bus stop early.
Feel free to add yours. Keep the ball rolling


nice, thanks for the update on that......you know this could actually be a TOPIC on FP



Lagos goons feel you sef
THANKS anyway
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:13am On Oct 15, 2015
poshflames1:
I dnt even knw dat,an optometrist also enjoy d priviledge of been called a DOCTOR 2
I am enjoying every bit of your posts today, including that of haywhy911. I know absolutely nothing about Optometry until this year when I applied to Unilorin. And I saw the department in school because I had to walk round the school and made sure I saw my faculty building immediately after my pume exams. I love Unilorin, the atmosphere is inspiring and once more again I gbadun your posts but it's funny I dare not do the same about my course. Admission lo sure ju!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:14am On Oct 15, 2015
haywhy911:
Chai, mrtopeqs why u steal ma consolation prize?
eeya, sorry nah.......
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:14am On Oct 15, 2015
Temmi001:
10 reasons why you shouldn't live in the hostel or Why you should live off campus.
1. Financial Management: You tend to envisage the future and spend wise since you wouldn't want to Trek to school till you're reimbursed.
2. It's really annoying keeping two cups of rice in your locker with High hopes of cooking it whenever you get to the hostel, but, finding out someone took it. At the end, You both laugh it off. Remember, laughter doesn't stop hunger.
3. You'ld agree with me guys that at times we just have to be alone. Being alone makes you sober and Re-analyse your entire existence, Purpose at school. It's not always about finding someone beside. You learn to be independent through thorny paths.
4. As an hostelite, your life is planned around people. You can't decide you what you want to do at certain times. The time you want to do serious full reading is when Some "audu'', "'chike'' and "Kunle'' would launch an argument on how Japan could have averted the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Havoc. That's when Titi would start talking about the beauty of Rihanna. This wouldn't be funny for peeps who hate reading at libraries and Classes.
5. Although, The cleaners come daily and wash the toilets, Some peeps are basically Wicked. They Use the toilet without flushing...Don't let me get started Biko. Wheeew! Annoying, Isn't it?
6. You really can't understand how annoying it is looking for a space at the library during exams. everywhere is always filled. Now, as An off-kite, I sit at he comfort of my room, Read for as long as I want without disturbance, take a short nap when necessary.
7.Privacy. Cannot be over emphasized. That awkward feeling you get when you keep two cups of rice your Locker (the very last) and it gets missing before you return. pheeeeeew! and you really can't fight who took it. you both laugh it off.
8 Theft: Lagos boys hostel inhabitants, I hail oo...
9. We can't be always be serious 24/7 365 days. Some peeps love Music. They love it loud. This isn't possible in hostels.
10. Visitors aren't allowed in hostels. You can't Cook with Gas, Hot plates. Just stove. Everyone knows when you're eating Turkey and when you're drilling garri. Transportation shouldn't be an issue if you're a good time manager. Why not sit back in the class and revise the day's work while others struggle for buses. Then you Just stroll down to the Park when the queue shortens. Morning hustle isn't an issue if you get to the bus stop early.
Feel free to add yours. Keep the ball rolling
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:14am On Oct 15, 2015
Temmi001:
10 reasons why you shouldn't live in the hostel or Why you should live off campus.
1. Financial Management: You tend to envisage the future and spend wise since you wouldn't want to Trek to school till you're reimbursed.
2. It's really annoying keeping two cups of rice in your locker with High hopes of cooking it whenever you get to the hostel, but, finding out someone took it. At the end, You both laugh it off. Remember, laughter doesn't stop hunger.
3. You'ld agree with me guys that at times we just have to be alone. Being alone makes you sober and Re-analyse your entire existence, Purpose at school. It's not always about finding someone beside. You learn to be independent through thorny paths.
4. As an hostelite, your life is planned around people. You can't decide you what you want to do at certain times. The time you want to do serious full reading is when Some "audu'', "'chike'' and "Kunle'' would launch an argument on how Japan could have averted the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Havoc. That's when Titi would start talking about the beauty of Rihanna. This wouldn't be funny for peeps who hate reading at libraries and Classes.
5. Although, The cleaners come daily and wash the toilets, Some peeps are basically Wicked. They Use the toilet without flushing...Don't let me get started Biko. Wheeew! Annoying, Isn't it?
6. You really can't understand how annoying it is looking for a space at the library during exams. everywhere is always filled. Now, as An off-kite, I sit at he comfort of my room, Read for as long as I want without disturbance, take a short nap when necessary.
7.Privacy. Cannot be over emphasized. That awkward feeling you get when you keep two cups of rice your Locker (the very last) and it gets missing before you return. pheeeeeew! and you really can't fight who took it. you both laugh it off.
8 Theft: Lagos boys hostel inhabitants, I hail oo...
9. We can't be always be serious 24/7 365 days. Some peeps love Music. They love it loud. This isn't possible in hostels.
10. Visitors aren't allowed in hostels. You can't Cook with Gas, Hot plates. Just stove. Everyone knows when you're eating Turkey and when you're drilling garri. Transportation shouldn't be an issue if you're a good time manager. Why not sit back in the class and revise the day's work while others struggle for buses. Then you Just stroll down to the Park when the queue shortens. Morning hustle isn't an issue if you get to the bus stop early.
Feel free to add yours. Keep the ball rolling
lol


nice one
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:15am On Oct 15, 2015
NOBODYY:

Loll i dey hear dz shunting wella seff
Wetin be "shunt"
In a queue, if u are supposed to be at d back but came to d front, dat is shunting. For example, if u are at d back in a queue and d queue is too long but u have a friend that is in d front, u will go and stay in ur friend's side so dat u will be quickly attended to..Dat is shunting..Note: We use to have so many long queue in unilorin ooo, so go and learn shunting..lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 9:15am On Oct 15, 2015
GideonG:

Sometimes when you are in church you will feel like the pastor is talking to you directly, that's exactly how I feel about your Entrepreminded section. Boss mi washere! I called those numbers you gave me but there are no available spaces, so I decide to take a chill pill at least until my phone beeped for Unilorin double text (All the text Unilorin sent to me were double texts, I mean before and after pume. I'm still expecting another double text, with Double G everything na double double).
Boss mi
i know about 3 to 4 graduands who will be leaving..
i pray they release the second list in time - will find a way for you to get one
...
the main thing first na make them send you the text
...
for now everything is on hold
even me self dey take chill pill

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jackossky(m): 9:17am On Oct 15, 2015
Yungmilio2:

Boss mi
i know about 3 to 4 graduands who will be leaving..
i pray they release the second list in time - will find a way for you to get one
...
the main thing first na make them send you the text
...
for now everything is on hold
even me self dey take chill pill

Xame here

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by starkid7k(m): 9:20am On Oct 15, 2015
Temmi001:
10 reasons why you shouldn't live in the hostel or Why you should live off campus.
1. Financial Management: You tend to envisage the future and spend wise since you wouldn't want to Trek to school till you're reimbursed.
2. It's really annoying keeping two cups of rice in your locker with High hopes of cooking it whenever you get to the hostel, but, finding out someone took it. At the end, You both laugh it off. Remember, laughter doesn't stop hunger.
3. You'ld agree with me guys that at times we just have to be alone. Being alone makes you sober and Re-analyse your entire existence, Purpose at school. It's not always about finding someone beside. You learn to be independent through thorny paths.
4. As an hostelite, your life is planned around people. You can't decide you what you want to do at certain times. The time you want to do serious full reading is when Some "audu'', "'chike'' and "Kunle'' would launch an argument on how Japan could have averted the Hiroshima-Nagasaki Havoc. That's when Titi would start talking about the beauty of Rihanna. This wouldn't be funny for peeps who hate reading at libraries and Classes.
5. Although, The cleaners come daily and wash the toilets, Some peeps are basically Wicked. They Use the toilet without flushing...Don't let me get started Biko. Wheeew! Annoying, Isn't it?
6. You really can't understand how annoying it is looking for a space at the library during exams. everywhere is always filled. Now, as An off-kite, I sit at he comfort of my room, Read for as long as I want without disturbance, take a short nap when necessary.
7.Privacy. Cannot be over emphasized. That awkward feeling you get when you keep two cups of rice your Locker (the very last) and it gets missing before you return. pheeeeeew! and you really can't fight who took it. you both laugh it off.
8 Theft: Lagos boys hostel inhabitants, I hail oo...
9. We can't be always be serious 24/7 365 days. Some peeps love Music. They love it loud. This isn't possible in hostels.
10. Visitors aren't allowed in hostels. You can't Cook with Gas, Hot plates. Just stove. Everyone knows when you're eating Turkey and when you're drilling garri. Transportation shouldn't be an issue if you're a good time manager. Why not sit back in the class and revise the day's work while others struggle for buses. Then you Just stroll down to the Park when the queue shortens. Morning hustle isn't an issue if you get to the bus stop early.
Feel free to add yours. Keep the ball rolling
I concur......with dix few pointx and dat of wheesin av been convince dat OFF K is d best. Thankx
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:20am On Oct 15, 2015
GideonG:

I am enjoying every bit of your posts today, including that of haywhy911. I know absolutely nothing about Optometry until this year when I applied to Unilorin. And I saw the department in school because I had to walk round the school and made sure I saw my faculty building immediately after my pume exams. I love Unilorin, the atmosphere is inspiring and once more again I gbadun your posts but it's funny I dare not do the same about my course. Admission lo sure ju!
thanx bruh.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:20am On Oct 15, 2015
Ridwan1821:
Laffz..Unilorin is supposed to be beta by stress and not beta by far..Dere is notin that u will want to do and u wont queue.. If u want to withdraw money, u will queue, if u want to go to school or go back home u will queue, if u want to do ur freshers registration u will queue, if u want to write test or exam u will queue e.t.c.. I will advice u to learn how to shunt bcuz it will help u alot.
Hmmm I've already experienced such a looong queue during post ume in PS. Population yakpa!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 9:20am On Oct 15, 2015
Jackossky:



Ur land dey for plot no 2
800 road



Your agent na Nicky058
God bless
oga mi
located in a strategic point
a 7 star hotel to be built on that land
Contract to be awarded to kennyskeels and Temmi001
Architectural design by abimloaded
Database, Networking and wireless Tech by IDGAF and GideonG
Khassy - CSO
Nicky058 - member BOT
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:22am On Oct 15, 2015
haywhy911:
lemme tell u another one. Do u know the president of the World Council of Optometry? She is Dr.Uduak,.a Nigerian woman.Nigeria is also one of the leading countries in optometry practice.the US are the fore-runner. Do u know that only 4 universities in Nigeria offer optometry.? Unilorin is the latest addition. Others include Uniben and IMSU (cnt remember the last). Do u know that there are just 3000+ registered optometrists in Nigeria?
No wonder the course is alien to me.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by starkid7k(m): 9:22am On Oct 15, 2015
Yungmilio2:

Boss mi
i know about 3 to 4 graduands who will be leaving..
i pray they release the second list in time - will find a way for you to get one
...
the main thing first na make them send you the text
...
for now everything is on hold
even me self dey take chill pill
boss me sef nid OFF K apartment oo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 9:27am On Oct 15, 2015
mrtopeqs:




wetin gan........I'm a quantity surveying student/aspirant.....do you want me to fell inferior ni undecided

Student/aspirant.. what a feat lol...longest time boss


Abeg has anyone seen Rkarang
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:27am On Oct 15, 2015
mrtopeqs:




wetin gan........I'm a quantity surveying student/aspirant.....do you want me to fell inferior ni undecided
QS na too much money nah

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 9:28am On Oct 15, 2015
Yungmilio2:

thanks dear
in sarkodie's voice - money no be problem
I can drop my account number, jst 100k. I will manage it
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:28am On Oct 15, 2015
NOBODYY:
DharmyYhinks baddest... I no sick again jare cheesy Registrar don assure me say all our names dey dere... So na to dey chill
I no be baddest oo cheesy
Na to dey rejoice for alert na in remain

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 15, 2015
fawaz050:

Student/aspirant.. what a feat lol...longest time boss

Abeg has anyone seen Rkarang
YEAH,


he has NOT been around for a while now
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:29am On Oct 15, 2015
Temmi001,fine sense of humour! LOL! Never knew people still talk of the Hiroshima saga! grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 15, 2015
GideonG:
QS na too much money nah
nah CODED things oh
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:30am On Oct 15, 2015
fawaz050:

Student/aspirant.. what a feat lol...longest time boss

Abeg has anyone seen Rkarang
long time

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