mayorkyzo:


http://www.primepuzzle.com/leesnewest/one-wave-short.html

Owliver:
See as girls dey say dem go keep off for three months wen na dem start am. i go just endure till she come around then i start my own celibacy. even if vladimir putin beg me i must complete my own else i regret it all my life. if na to scatter everything leggo. iranu

imsuboi:


**waving a white flag.
Don't be pissed dear
I was hungry when I typed that; you know a hungry man is an angry man
Peace

5minsmadness:
@mods I was the first to post this almost a week ago! And on the same family section!
https://www.nairaland.com/2661486/no-sex-tonight



Why didn't it makes front page then? What's the beef? Una well done oh!


Cc lalasticlala, RoyalRoy, Seun

missyadorable:

So? see this one..he is married means what? when all married men phuck toto outside n inside(eg housemaid,wife's relative n sometimes their own daughters)

Estharfabian:
LoL...Good BoY!!"" Hope You've Eaten??


PS...Ah Wasn't Pissed...Just Sleepy..

ChokolateBoss:

U sound pained








And uncouth








And brainless

Teempakguy:
nice joke . . . try this in real life, and you won't be having sex for three months.

braine:
Hilarious! chain! This is wickedness. I dare not try this.. She might just take the kitty from me forever.

imsuboi:


Good boy? For real?

xxxangel:
bros I hail oooo, u try wella jst prepare ur mind becos d kind meal u will be getin dis week even ur dog will shouting blood of jesus

Omofairy:


Be my guest.

bitrhyme:
ure a darln, nd i wld be needing directions asap on my mailbox. Tnx

tobimillar:
so I can smile today?

Estharfabian:
LoL! You guys think Girls can't actually do the same shii You Guys do?? LoL!

I'll probably SIGN UP with two Or more People to assist HIM till he's Ready... *

Omofairy:


Dear, pls brush up your vocab, I was not inviting you over, "be my guest" means you have my permission to do what you wish

faith551:
The game we play with women is called mind games, and if you can't play it, you transfer the power to call the shot to the better player who's the lady in this case.
I dnt think my wife can ever refuse me, even a girl friend wnt, cause I pretty much know how to keep the key's

gloriana:
my boy friend used to think this way too until I proved him wrong. He's yet to recover from d shock thou n I'm yet to get a kiss sins den

Omofairy:


Dear, pls brush up your vocab, I was not inviting you over, "be my guest" means you have my permission to do what you wish

adeoladele:
Smile, am a good xtian several talk even I took her to a counselor to talk to her, I send her arcticle on effect of this. All na the same, my sex huge is high to the extent that I can't just cope again, she has push me to level that if am in huge I have to self service to make things rite. U can't just understand bro

kosplateau:

from her, right?

Omofairy:


Dear, pls brush up your vocab, I was not inviting you over, "be my guest" means you have my permission to do what you wish

faith551:


Then your boy friend was just pretending the whole time, but me? That's just who I am, I've been in countless relationships and it's been thesame. It's just all about the aura you exude as a guy and how much you command respect.
Or do I look like someone who will cry for a kiss

gloriana:
ur exes r not here to testify so I don bliv u.