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PunkyVeer:
Mama told me not to speak to boys

And mama is right. I'm not a boy, I'm a man. So please feel free to speak. LOL.

joseph1832:
And mama is right. I'm not a boy, I'm a man. So please feel free to speak. LOL.

You are? Well, let me double check

PunkyVeer:
You are? Well, let me double check

LOL. Satisfied? Besides, It should be the other way around.

joseph1832:
LOL. Satisfied? Besides, I should be the other way around.

LMFAO. I couldn't find a picture of the "other way around" because girls don't like looking at ugly things

Op, till the day you realise that sexual intercourse is not a competitive sport, nor a virtuoso performance to be boasted about later, but a physical and emotional expression of a warm relationship between two mutually attracted people, which may last permanently or temporarily, that's when you'll learn to appreciate your partner. Think about it.

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. I couldn't find a picture of the "other way around" because girls don't like looking at ugly things

Yea? Well I know quite a number who like not just looking at 'ugly things' but playing with 'ugly things' as well.

The reason why i wouldn't say thunder faya you is cuz i just recovered from a ban of 2months after i cursed sumbdy n d person died instantly....god help u

op u r possessed by spirits of polygamy and perversion and in need of deliverance. go to ur nearest mfm.

afterwards find a girl.

Punkveer and Joseph1832...I dey enjoy ur convo sha...really


Una just dey code and decode each other.


@op...thanks for giving me a research topic. U being the case study

each time u sleep with a different girl there is the transfer of spirits.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, then you must be in the OP's age group. Let me tell you something, straight from these wrinkled old lips of mine Roll with me here Henry, because I'll be speaking as a woman but I believe this should apply to both genders when they reach a certain age. Here goes- if you've seen one dick, then you've seen them all, but what is most important is the person to whom the dick is attached to. Oh I see gorgeous men every single waking day, but I'm rarely moved by packaging without substance. What you say will make you fade away.Just like an art dealer, I give it a cold appreciative gaze & move right along. It's just so silly to me when people get "attracted" to every shiny little trinket they see. It says a lot about how still wet behind the ears they are. But hey, we live, we learn, right?

women r nt to be trusted. u are acting-up

Itzmax:
women r nt to be trusted. u are acting-up

Acting up Not everyone is like your slutty ex, ok?

joseph1832:
Yea? Well I know quite a number who like not just looking at 'ugly things' but playing with 'ugly things' as well.

Kikiki

PunkyVeer:
Acting up Not everyone is like your slutty ex, ok?

women are funny. species who r confused and weak-willed

PunkyVeer:
Kikiki

Hmm. Well that's not the answer I was expecting. You find yourself shot of words?

Itzmax:
women are funny. species who r confused and weak-willed

Again, I'm sure that's based on the ones you know. Not to discredit or undermine your experience, but not all women are as you just described #Fact. That would be like me saying all men are dogs who will hump anything with a pulse. Would my assertion be correct if I said that about men?

joseph1832:
Hmm. Well that's not the answer I was expecting. You find yourself shot of words?

As short of words as depicted in MJ's Speechless

Holla, holla, btw Wishing you a great day ahead.

PunkyVeer:
As short of words as depicted in MJ's Speechless

Holla, holla, btw Wishing you a great day ahead.

Nope, full of words as MJ's Give In To Me


Hello, hello, thanks for the wish, if only wishes come through. My day already started on an edgy note, but I wish you the same.

joseph1832:
Nope, full of words as MJ's Give In To Me


Hello, hello, thanks for the wish, if only wishes come through. My day already started on an edgy note, but I wish you the same.

Thank you

You got a sleek mouth, I see what you did there

Its because u just started fvcking...when i just started...I hâte pussv after i don cum

PunkyVeer:
Thank you

You got a sleek mouth, I see what you did there

Much oblige, and you've got sleek fingers as well: for evading questions... Lol.

joseph1832:
Much oblige, and you've got sleek fingers as well: for evading questions... Lol.

Trust me, it's for the best. Punky has a way of pulling down your shorts & exposing your ass without you even knowing. And I'll be sitting back, amused.You don't wanna be that guy Adam, you're Joseph!

Let's just enjoy a fun game of good ol' chess. Which one are you, the cat or the mouse?

PunkyVeer:
Trust me, it's for the best. Punky has a way of pulling down your shorts & exposing your ass without you even knowing. And I'll be sitting back, amused.You don't wanna be that guy Adam, you're Joseph!

Let's just enjoy a fun game of good ol' chess. Which one are you, the cat or the mouse?

Hmm so punky is telling me she's skilled in the act of interrogation that is only peculiar to Natasha Romanov aka Black Widow. I see, but Punky shouldn't forget that Joseph, was born yesterday, but he wasn't born 'yesterday'. And Joseph can never be Adam, because Joseph is not even Joseph LOL.

And I don't play Chess with amateurs, so I can neither be the big mouse nor the small, I can only be me, according to Genuwine, I'm Still The Same Ol' G.

So my dear, if you want to be the Jim the Artful Dodger, I can also be Destenumbari, Number 10. LOL.

joseph1832:
Hmm so punky is telling me she's skilled in the act of interrogation that is only peculiar to Natasha Romanov aka Black Widow. I see, but Punky shouldn't forget that Joseph, was born yesterday, but he wasn't born 'yesterday'. And Joseph can never be Adam, because Joseph is not even Joseph LOL.

And I don't play Chess with amateurs, so I can neither be the big mouse nor the small, I can only be me, according to Genuwine, I'm Still The Same Ol' G.

So my dear, if you want to be the Jim the Artful Dodger, I can also be Destenumbari, Number 10. LOL.

LMFAO. Ok. Teach me some chess rules then, MATE. Remember that it's always possible for the student to surpass the master Be duly warned, I'm a fast learner & always play to win

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. Ok. Teach me some chess rules then, MATE. Remember that it's always possible for the student to surpass the master Be duly warned, I'm a fast learner & always play to win

The student must surpass the master otherwise how can the student be a master? Such is the teachings of the sit'ari.

Also, you don't need me to teach you some chess rules, you can learn it yourself, I believe your phone has google?

joseph1832:
The student must surpass the master otherwise how can the student be a master? Such is the teachings of the sit'ari.

Also, you don't need me to teach you some chess rules, you can learn it yourself, I believe your phone has google?

I told you my dislike about THINGS, I prefer to interact with hot blooded, breathing BEINGS. Just like the "pole", google aint gonna cut. Me & you, one on one. Let the lessons begin.

On a serious note though, how difficult is it to learn? Chess.

PunkyVeer:
I told you my dislike about THINGS, I prefer to interact with hot blooded, breathing BEINGS. Just like the "pole", google aint gonna cut. Me & you, one on one. Let the lessons begin.

On a serious note though, how difficult is it to learn? Chess.

I didn't know my writings possess a nose and can breathe? LOL. Your dislike about THINGS are your dislike about THINGS, its not my dislike about THINGS, so why should I conform to your dislike about THINGS and indulge you when its clearly not my dislike?.

On a serious note though, it is as easy as learning how to have sex.

joseph1832:
I didn't know my writings possess a nose and can breathe? LOL. Your dislike about THINGS are your dislike about THINGS, its not my dislike about THINGS, so why should I conform to your dislike about THINGS and indulge you when its clearly not my dislike?.

On a serious note though, it is as easy as learning how to have sex.

Getting semantic, are we?

Did someone say sex?

PunkyVeer:
Getting semantic, are we?

Did someone say sex?

Nope, getting serious. When dealing with someone who pose as a spy and pick pocket, one must be serious minded.


Someone use sex as a metaphor just to tell you how easy it is to learn Chess.

joseph1832:
Nope, getting serious. When dealing with someone who pose as a spy and pick pocket, one must be serious minded.


Someone use sex as a metaphor just to tell you how easy it is to learn Chess.

Hehehe. Fair enough.

Well, anyway, I don't know anything about this sex you speak of A demonstration might help

PunkyVeer:
Hehehe. Fair enough.

Well, anyway, I don't know anything about this sex you speak of A demonstration might help

If truly you know nothing about the sex I speak of, then my real name is Susan!.

joseph1832:
If truly you know nothing about the sex I speak of, then my real name is Susan!.

I'm inclined to believe you, since you said your name aint Joseph. Nice to meet you, Suzy