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Good, so go on.

jayriginal:
Hurray for another story.

I'm going to find the lady I quoted then.


Saving space below.

Found her

LaraiBoluwaji

Huh?

ClassCaptain:
ends Tomorrow ... less than 7 episodes to go..Na short story..watch out for " Lost in Lagos " " I no go do eyewitness again" " a day with a Nairaland artist and many more

God bless you!...mayb some of dem would Suit my facebook page and whatsapp group! I promise u'd surely be acknowledged!..

This is what happen you watch too many nollywood crappy movie and your role model is Mr Ibu

ClassCaptain:
Episode 3

Na so i dey go church,weddings.saloons,cinemas,shoprite dey look for babe oo.He worst reach sotey i be jam one dwarf,we been date one week as i yarn say i wan do the thing, way me bin day think say she no get option than to gree. Na hin she reply " do u think am in your level ?? Oh i see d mistake i made .." Na dat day dwarf destroy and break up with me.

I bin no day see success for Social networking dating before so i no too day put focus for matter Like that especially after my painful experience for some nairaland babes hand Like introvert, farano,FlawlessT,Rokiatu,Ishilove and many others wey no go even bother reply my pm.The insult of my life wey i receive from misssclassy and halfrica kukuma discourage me from getting anyone from Nairaland, after all missnora bin day use another person pics dey deceive guys since.


If i been day tell you my experience for woman hand,in order just to lose this my virginity,we go use like 10 episode's talk am.But bros.,na Ibadan we day go, make we no day divert direction go Owerri .


So you can imagine my excitement when i been jam this new babe for 2go.

Dammmmmmm op,u deserve a medal bro!!nice story!!i really enjoy it!! btw u r so funny,ur ama kip kip babe funny join

Iamoluwaslim:
God bless you!...mayb some of dem would Suit my facebook page and whatsapp group! I promise u'd surely be acknowledged!..

boss don't do that YET.PM me make we talk first..

prettythicksme:
Dammmmmmm op,u deserve a medal bro!!nice story!!i really enjoy it!! btw u r so funny,ur ama kip kip babe funny join

thanks ma..

Haha

ClassCaptain:
boss don't do that YET.PM me make we talk first..

Okay!!! I will!

very hilarious!

Iamoluwaslim:
Sorry Pls wat does Op means! I knw u'r reffering 2 d post owner but wat does d Op stand for?

OP stands for Original Poster

Oboy why I just dey see this story? My own Nigga ClassCaptain?!!!! Guy I don vex....even small mention sef you no do your boy....Imagine, page don reach 10.

once i saw the title of this thread, my mind told me na class captain open am

QatarPlayboy:
And dis same 2go fetched me unlimited pussies years back wen 2go was stil invoke. na me cum even tire sef.

one man's meat is another man's poison.

Anyway,..take heart op!

Invoke ko, conjure ni

abimbawealth:
Invoke ko, conjure ni

Who is dis ibadan endowed girl?
nice ..... anyway

Hahahahaha episode 36 got me rolling on d floor,so funny

I think this one moved me.

2go still dey exist


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ClassCaptain:
Episode 36

I don manage pull the chain comot for the furniture...
I could hear the footsteps towards the door..

I said get back "" the husband said to mummy junior as he pushed and kicked her back .....she groaned as the kick landed on her stomach.. I think she fell..Am not sure ..But i think she Fell..

There was no time to wear any clothes again.With candle wax,oil and markings of koboko on my body and my tattered jeans i managed to quickly pull off d chain from the furniture

1...2.....3....... i kicked and banged the door as it met the husband on his face and he fell to the ground .. I never had such adrenaline all my life....I jumped off,the chains still on my hands and met like four guys outside...

" Dont let him escape ...get him..
...They pulled out their cutlasses and we began usain bolting.

i knew that day that i could run.. The oil was shining all over my body and the sun melting d candle wax. The four guys chased me seriously but i didn't come to Lagos to die...i came to tear kpetus....

this is just too damn funny!! Bros u are the best, kudos

Nna m, you tried.I love the story. you are a good storyteller. But, please, don't always go too raw. My emotions were aroused and I don't want to do it yet till the perfect time

QatarPlayboy:
Who is dis ibadan endowed girl?

nice ..... anyway

No vex bros

I wore a long face since morning but truly, you got me really cracking. thank you op

abimbawealth:
No vex bros

nah. why wud i be offended wit u? despite all those temptin nd succulent lookin ..... in front of u. i nor dey fear?

ClassCaptain:
check ma profile.. and read my other stories.. Part 2 of this one coming soon..Thanks !!!

i like ur stories.. I dey your back, follow me too

OP.....Dis is a sign u should remain a Virgin Forever
.craaaazy ribs cracking story story

Nice story but watch contradicting yourself in stories next time..
How can you say you are tall, slim, got nice body, gap teeth, fair, 6 packs, dimples, eyes etc and still yet no girl have ever said she loves you or called you darling/diabetes/baby/etc..
or something spiritual must be wrong...

Deep in u don't u think u are a psycho? How can u, out of frustration ask a dwarf to be your babe??

Nice story
Rare sense of humour

ClassCaptain:
How i landed in a Psychiatric hospital. "

Na my seventh day for Ipenka psychiatric hospital be dis. The worst week and worst birthday of my life so far. i have attempted to escape twice ,both attempts very unsuccessful .
All my other attempts to tell the three doctors ,6 nurses and one spiritualist attached to me that i am mentally ok, and sane also proved abortive.

i am Not insane yet am am living among insane people.Treated like an insane person by almost insane medical personeels in an insanely strange and different environment from My original abode.. i don use my korokoro eye take see d worst of the worst.I can no longer take this.

Before i kill myself and commit suicide so that i would be able to die,i have to make it clear that i didnt do the act out of insanity. i was Perfectly sane .and also to explain what led to my being here in the first place.

My Name is Boo Osin,Patient 437 ,ward 7 ,maximum protection. ..What led me to my present predicament Started from a Steamy romance that i began with a lady on 2go , Four months Ago !!!

Oga abeg update Part 2 on tym bro

Markieee:
Nice story but watch contradicting yourself in stories next time..
How can you say you are tall, slim, got nice body, gap teeth, fair, 6 packs, dimples, eyes etc and still yet no girl have ever said she loves you or called you darling/diabetes/baby/etc..
or something spiritual must be wrong...

lol bruv thanks .. But na just hyperbole I use for there ...

4go 2go.

ClassCaptain:
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